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Religions > Atheism |
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"Therion Ware" |
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19 Aug 2005 10:53:36 AM |
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OT: Very Important Advice. Part 94. |
Do not spill a can of special brew over your primary computer when
side is off because then you have to take everything out and
ultrasonically clean the bits and bobs. This takes ages and is very
dull.
Mind you, the inside of the damn machine shines like crazy now.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Very Important Advice. Part 94. |
20 Aug 2005 05:57:10 PM |
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On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:53:36 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Do not spill a can of special brew over your primary computer when
side is off because then you have to take everything out and
ultrasonically clean the bits and bobs. This takes ages and is very
dull.
Mind you, the inside of the damn machine shines like crazy now.
More importantly man, you spilled *beer*! The amber nectar of the
gods, and you wasted it on a mere machine when it could have been
basting brain cells into a happy state of near-immobility!
For shame sir, for shame.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Very Important Advice. Part 94. |
20 Aug 2005 06:36:05 PM |
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On Sat, 20 Aug 2005 22:57:10 GMT in alt.atheism, Douglas Berry
(Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>) said, directing
the reply to alt.atheism
On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:53:36 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Do not spill a can of special brew over your primary computer when
side is off because then you have to take everything out and
ultrasonically clean the bits and bobs. This takes ages and is very
dull.
Mind you, the inside of the damn machine shines like crazy now.
More importantly man, you spilled *beer*! The amber nectar of the
gods, and you wasted it on a mere machine when it could have been
basting brain cells into a happy state of near-immobility!
For shame sir, for shame.
I stand admonished and promise not to do it again.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Very Important Advice. Part 94. |
21 Aug 2005 11:50:17 AM |
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On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:53:36 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
Do not spill a can of special brew over your primary computer when
side is off because then you have to take everything out and
ultrasonically clean the bits and bobs. This takes ages and is very
dull.
/me whispers 'Carlsberg.'
Mind you, the inside of the damn machine shines like crazy now.
Kerosene makes sheet metal shine like a mirror.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Very Important Advice. Part 94. |
20 Aug 2005 02:16:38 PM |
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On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:53:36 +0100, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
Do not spill a can of special brew over your primary computer when
side is off because then you have to take everything out and
ultrasonically clean the bits and bobs. This takes ages and is very
dull.
Mind you, the inside of the damn machine shines like crazy now.
We're sure the inside-the-pc-case gnomes will be pleased with that.
They're known to be very anal about housekeeping.
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/Apostate
alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
e-mail to lower-case only
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