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29 Jan 2005 12:10:35 AM |
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OT: Yet another reason why beer is good for you |
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
-chib
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29 Jan 2005 07:09:40 AM |
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"chibiabos" <chib@outreach.com> wrote in message
news:280120051610353816%chib@outreach.com...
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
And he got to sign his name on it too!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 Jan 2005 01:12:19 AM |
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"chibiabos" <chib@outreach.com> wrote in message
news:280120051610353816%chib@outreach.com...
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
-chib
LOL! My husband just said "Yet another life saved by beer". Oh my :)
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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29 Jan 2005 02:37:45 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:36067iF4srm2eU1@individual.net:
"chibiabos" <chib@outreach.com> wrote in message
news:280120051610353816%chib@outreach.com...
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
-chib
LOL! My husband just said "Yet another life saved by beer". Oh my :)
Just ask any man and he'll tell you that beer has saved his life at
least once.
When I was 19, I was spending some time in the bar with a group of
friends, one of which brought a 'date' with him. She wasn't the best
looking woman around by any means, although I was already a little
inebriated by the time they got there. She kept staring at me as if she
knew me from somewhere, but I could not for the life of me remember if I
had ever met her before so I ignored her. A tactic well used by most
men. Well, as the night went on and I consumed beer after beer, it
became obvious to me she was looking at me not because she knew me from
before but that she wanted to 'know' me now.
At the time I was in between girlfriends so I had no worries on that
front and the more I drank the better she looked...silly me. After a
while my friend, her date, went outside and passed out in his car, so
this girl scooped me up and took me home. After a couple of hours
'discussing' things she left and I suppose went home, I being the pig I
am just said 'bye' and promptly fell asleep.
About 3 days later another friend of mine showed up with this same girl
on his arm. I took one look at her. My first thought was, 'thank god I
was drunk the other night or I would have to kill myself'. That day beer
saved my life. Thank god for Molson Canadian.
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Responsible for brain damage everywhere!
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Creationists emotionally modify the evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 Jan 2005 03:00:12 AM |
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"Gary Bohn" <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95ECD1E0DCBDBGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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"chibiabos" <chib@outreach.com> wrote in message
news:280120051610353816%chib@outreach.com...
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
-chib
LOL! My husband just said "Yet another life saved by beer". Oh my :)
Just ask any man and he'll tell you that beer has saved his life at
least once.
When I was 19, I was spending some time in the bar with a group of
friends, one of which brought a 'date' with him. She wasn't the best
looking woman around by any means, although I was already a little
inebriated by the time they got there. She kept staring at me as if she
knew me from somewhere, but I could not for the life of me remember if I
had ever met her before so I ignored her. A tactic well used by most
men. Well, as the night went on and I consumed beer after beer, it
became obvious to me she was looking at me not because she knew me from
before but that she wanted to 'know' me now.
At the time I was in between girlfriends so I had no worries on that
front and the more I drank the better she looked...silly me. After a
while my friend, her date, went outside and passed out in his car, so
this girl scooped me up and took me home. After a couple of hours
'discussing' things
Oh my :)
she left and I suppose went home, I being the pig I
am just said 'bye' and promptly fell asleep.
About 3 days later another friend of mine showed up with this same girl
on his arm. I took one look at her. My first thought was, 'thank god I
was drunk the other night or I would have to kill myself'. That day beer
saved my life. Thank god for Molson Canadian.
LOL!! Talk about a case of "beer goggles", eh? :)
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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30 Jan 2005 03:43:40 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:360chsF4g3kf9U1@individual.net:
"Gary Bohn" <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95ECD1E0DCBDBGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:36067iF4srm2eU1@individual.net:
"chibiabos" <chib@outreach.com> wrote in message
news:280120051610353816%chib@outreach.com...
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
-chib
LOL! My husband just said "Yet another life saved by beer". Oh my
:)
Just ask any man and he'll tell you that beer has saved his life at
least once.
When I was 19, I was spending some time in the bar with a group of
friends, one of which brought a 'date' with him. She wasn't the best
looking woman around by any means, although I was already a little
inebriated by the time they got there. She kept staring at me as if
she knew me from somewhere, but I could not for the life of me
remember if I had ever met her before so I ignored her. A tactic well
used by most men. Well, as the night went on and I consumed beer
after beer, it became obvious to me she was looking at me not because
she knew me from before but that she wanted to 'know' me now.
At the time I was in between girlfriends so I had no worries on that
front and the more I drank the better she looked...silly me. After a
while my friend, her date, went outside and passed out in his car, so
this girl scooped me up and took me home. After a couple of hours
'discussing' things
Oh my :)
she left and I suppose went home, I being the pig I
am just said 'bye' and promptly fell asleep.
About 3 days later another friend of mine showed up with this same
girl on his arm. I took one look at her. My first thought was, 'thank
god I was drunk the other night or I would have to kill myself'. That
day beer saved my life. Thank god for Molson Canadian.
LOL!! Talk about a case of "beer goggles", eh? :)
Only as thick as the beer bottle bottoms I'm afraid.
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apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah, EAC Department of Oxygen
Deprivation
Responsible for brain damage everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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29 Jan 2005 07:52:12 AM |
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:12:19 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> said in alt.atheism:
LOL! My husband just said "Yet another life saved by beer". Oh my :)
Does he brew?
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that only the warped and perverted ever stray from; but, it seems, if we
once tell our straight children a message even as mild as "some people
are gay, and that's all right," that'll be enough to send lil' Suzy into
the arms of women forever. It's a wonder the race has survived this
long, really..."
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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29 Jan 2005 06:43:21 AM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote in message
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
LOL! My husband just said "Yet another life saved by beer". Oh my :)
"It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt.."
What's up with that?
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29 Jan 2005 12:19:37 AM |
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"chibiabos" <chib@outreach.com> wrote in message
news:280120051610353816%chib@outreach.com...
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
-chib
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Lori
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 Feb 2005 03:22:17 PM |
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:10:35 -0800, chibiabos <chib@outreach.com>
wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
Old Yeller...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
-chib
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| User: "towelie" |
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29 Jan 2005 12:40:50 AM |
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TV's chibiabos wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
Well, peeing *is* cool.
And FUNNY.
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Get off your fuckin' cross. We need the fuckin' space to nail the next fool
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| User: "Mike Smith" |
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29 Jan 2005 02:30:16 AM |
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chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
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29 Jan 2005 04:35:40 AM |
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"Mike Smith" <mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote in message
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chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
He had sixty bottles of beer in his car within reach? Now,
that is weird. Was he on the way to a party? But, to answer
your question, he had to be able to aim and not enough snow
was within reach for him to drink, probably. You can laugh now. ;-)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 Jan 2005 02:57:22 AM |
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"Mike Smith" <mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote in message
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chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
Heehee, I guess he was just using what he had on hand. I mean, doesn't
everyone drive around with a couple of cases of beer in their car? :)
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| User: "johac" |
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29 Jan 2005 08:35:31 AM |
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In article <360cchF4t4aefU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mike Smith" <mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote in message
news:d8tlv0dh3k0hd0t5564dli5eji0obp7iu0@4ax.com...
chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
Heehee, I guess he was just using what he had on hand. I mean, doesn't
everyone drive around with a couple of cases of beer in their car? :)
Outside of Texas? I wouldn't know about that.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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29 Jan 2005 03:06:25 AM |
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In article <d8tlv0dh3k0hd0t5564dli5eji0obp7iu0@4ax.com>, Mike Smith
<mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote:
chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
Yeah, but not as much fun! And, he didn't have any (*ugh*) water.
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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29 Jan 2005 03:17:21 AM |
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:06:25 -0800 in alt.atheism, chibiabos
(chibiabos <chib@nospam.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <d8tlv0dh3k0hd0t5564dli5eji0obp7iu0@4ax.com>, Mike Smith
<mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote:
chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
Yeah, but not as much fun! And, he didn't have any (*ugh*) water.
Doesn't drinking alcohol cause you to loose body heat more quickly
than would otherwise be the case and so not be a very good idea under
the circumstances?
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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29 Jan 2005 07:53:13 AM |
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 03:17:21 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
Doesn't drinking alcohol cause you to loose body heat more quickly
than would otherwise be the case and so not be a very good idea under
the circumstances?
Yes.
But freezing to death causes you to lose body heat even faster. I
guess he figured he didn't have much to lose.
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have always been an atheist."
- Albert Einstein to Guy H. Raner Jr, July 2, 1945,
responding to a rumor that a Jesuit priest had caused Einstein
to convert from atheism. Article by Michael R. Gilmore in Skeptic
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 Feb 2005 03:23:36 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 03:17:21 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:06:25 -0800 in alt.atheism, chibiabos
(chibiabos <chib@nospam.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <d8tlv0dh3k0hd0t5564dli5eji0obp7iu0@4ax.com>, Mike Smith
<mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote:
chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
Yeah, but not as much fun! And, he didn't have any (*ugh*) water.
Doesn't drinking alcohol cause you to loose body heat more quickly
than would otherwise be the case and so not be a very good idea under
the circumstances?
Yes, and dehydrates you.
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Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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29 Jan 2005 07:54:00 AM |
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:30:16 -0600, Mike Smith
<mikesmith@godisdead.com> said in alt.atheism:
chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
Water is to drink? What a novel thought.
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concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious mind cannot
begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not an old
religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and never has
been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its
simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
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| User: "Mike Ruskai" |
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01 Feb 2005 10:08:39 AM |
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:30:16 -0600, Mike Smith wrote:
chibiabos <chib@outreach.com> wrote:
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche
freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and
urinating on the snow to melt it.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I'm probably overlooking something, but
wouldn't water work just as well?
Alcohol is a diuretic. It'd have taken much longer with just water.
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Remove 'spambegone.net' and reverse to send e-mail.
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