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Religions > Atheism |
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"Daniel Kolle" |
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04 Jul 2004 04:41:29 PM |
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OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
....Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
07 Jul 2004 11:58:25 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:45:01 +0000, El Guapo wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951CA33B29E95vicman@204.127.204.17...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Daniel Kolle:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
Funny, I can't remember the last time I composed classical music for the
Nintendo Game Cube while not worshiping any gods.
You don't know what you're missing.
/fundy
Real Men(tm) love 'Jesus.'
/fundy
/answer
But straight men prefer women.
/answer
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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| Title: Re: OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
04 Jul 2004 09:27:19 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Sun, 04 Jul 2004 23:01:38 GMT, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Daniel Kolle:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
Funny, I can't remember the last time I composed classical music for the
Nintendo Game Cube while not worshiping any gods.
Dag, have you _NO_ life, man? {=-O
--
L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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| Title: Re: OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
05 Jul 2004 09:27:03 AM |
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On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 23:01:38 GMT, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> with calm deliberation, and malace
aforethought, wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Daniel Kolle:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
Funny, I can't remember the last time I composed classical music for the
Nintendo Game Cube while not worshiping any gods.
We get them all, in here. I have seen, photography boards, cars,
music, motorcycles, guitars, all sorts.
The xtian thinking, seems to be that "If you aint talking about Jesus,
you are an atheist", and must therefore be told all about the error of
your ways.
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blesed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
08 Jul 2004 12:10:21 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 15:27:03 +0100, Puck Greenman wrote:
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 23:01:38 GMT, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> with calm deliberation, and malace
aforethought, wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Daniel Kolle:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
Funny, I can't remember the last time I composed classical music for the
Nintendo Game Cube while not worshiping any gods.
We get them all, in here. I have seen, photography boards, cars,
music, motorcycles, guitars, all sorts.
The xtian thinking, seems to be that "If you aint talking about Jesus,
you are an atheist", and must therefore be told all about the error of
your ways.
But then s/he gets his/her panties in megatwists when you point out and
support the multitude of errors (and sins) of their ways...as well
as; hypocracy, deceit (false witness), contempt, discourtesy,
disrespect, lack of education, inability to think, terminal
selfishness and inhumanity, bigotry, and more. 'Funny' how
that happens......
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| User: "K.O.S." |
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| Title: Re: OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
04 Jul 2004 11:54:15 PM |
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What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey y'all watch this!
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 16:41:29 -0500, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
wrote:
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
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| User: "Sacqueboutier" |
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| Title: Re: OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
08 Jul 2004 06:25:54 PM |
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K.O.S. at somehow caused the following meaderings on 7/5/04
12:54 AM:
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey y'all watch this!
Now THAT'S funny.
Don
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
05 Jul 2004 12:13:08 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 00:54:15 -0400, K.O.S. <kos@kos.net> wrote:
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey y'all watch this!
<snip>
Darn, or as we say in the south, "dang," I didn't see your post before
I responded to Daniel.
True, it's all true.
If you do hear the phrase uttered, it is your civic duty to watch. You
might be needed as a witness later.
If not, it will still be interesting. It will probably involve
altitude, velocity or explosive substances. If you're lucky, it will
involve all three. For extra points, the speaker should be barefoot
wearing cutoff blue jeans and either no shirt or a "wife-beater" and
perhaps a hat featuring either a tobacco product, a race car number,
or the stars and bars.
( Disclaimer: I am a southerner and happy about it. I do, however,
recognize our, umm, *unique* take on life, though.)
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