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"Daniel Kolle" |
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04 Jul 2004 04:41:29 PM |
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OT: You Know you Live in the South when... |
....Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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04 Jul 2004 07:34:07 PM |
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"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
The flying pigs would get in his way.
You know, the same flying pigs that are keeping the interesting
trolls from posting...
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| User: "carlos casa" |
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04 Jul 2004 05:12:07 PM |
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"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ebtge052cfqar72vkqvvcn3p4fuc8lmela@4ax.com...
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
LMAO. Too quiet here.
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
And the ones that jumped down my throat had no musical training
whatsoever, oh, but they could tell you what was good and what
wasn't.
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| User: "Jez" |
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05 Jul 2004 07:42:11 AM |
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"carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xg%Fc.3676$ne6.209@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
And the ones that jumped down my throat had no musical training
whatsoever, oh, but they could tell you what was good and what
wasn't.
Huh !
Try rec.music.classical.guitar !
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Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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04 Jul 2004 05:35:53 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "carlos casa" |
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04 Jul 2004 06:33:10 PM |
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"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour. Man, was that
a mistake. For some reason 1/2 the idiots there thought Yes was
some kind of heavy metal band. Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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04 Jul 2004 09:20:59 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 23:33:10 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour.
That is not really classical music.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "carlos casa" |
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05 Jul 2004 07:34:20 AM |
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"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 23:33:10 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour.
That is not really classical music.
They use a lot of classical themes in their music. And even play
classical music. Vivaldi, Stravinski, Britten and a lot others.
Some people are just naive I guess.
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| User: "Paul Ilechko" |
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05 Jul 2004 07:55:50 AM |
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Daniel Kolle wrote:
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 23:33:10 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour.
That is not really classical music.
The "really" was unnecessary.
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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05 Jul 2004 02:50:50 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 08:55:50 -0400, Paul Ilechko
<noSPaM_pilechko_DeLETe@patmedia.net> thought hard and said:
Daniel Kolle wrote:
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 23:33:10 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour.
That is not really classical music.
The "really" was unnecessary.
Eh, you never really know.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "Peter T. Daniels" |
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04 Jul 2004 06:44:01 PM |
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carlos' casa wrote:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour. Man, was that
a mistake. For some reason 1/2 the idiots there thought Yes was
some kind of heavy metal band. Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
Whom?
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Peter T. Daniels
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| User: "carlos casa" |
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04 Jul 2004 07:13:46 PM |
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"Peter T. Daniels" <grammatim@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:40E89641.3385@worldnet.att.net...
carlos' casa wrote:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour. Man, was that
a mistake. For some reason 1/2 the idiots there thought Yes was
some kind of heavy metal band. Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
Whom?
Like I said, it was three years ago. I didn't take names.
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05 Jul 2004 07:39:12 AM |
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carlos' casa wrote:
"Peter T. Daniels" <grammatim@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:40E89641.3385@worldnet.att.net...
carlos' casa wrote:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour. Man, was that
a mistake. For some reason 1/2 the idiots there thought Yes was
some kind of heavy metal band. Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
Whom?
Like I said, it was three years ago. I didn't take names.
Can't even answer a simple question. Look at your last sentence.
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Peter T. Daniels
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| User: "carlos casa" |
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05 Jul 2004 09:49:13 AM |
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"Peter T. Daniels" <grammatim@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:40E94BF1.2AB@worldnet.att.net...
carlos' casa wrote:
"Peter T. Daniels" <grammatim@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:40E89641.3385@worldnet.att.net...
carlos' casa wrote:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qg1he091bkl856m7av67agkp8usjn9vjgi@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:12:07 GMT, "carlos' casa" <abuse@yahoo.com>
thought hard and said:
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
I tried posting there once. What a pretentious bunch of
blowhards.
Did you meet everyone's favorite astronomer, the lovely David
Tholen?
I don't remember. It was about 3 years ago and I made the mistake
of asking if anyone saw the Yes symphonic tour. Man, was that
a mistake. For some reason 1/2 the idiots there thought Yes was
some kind of heavy metal band. Uneducated fucks. I'll never go
back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
Whom?
Like I said, it was three years ago. I didn't take names.
Can't even answer a simple question. Look at your last sentence.
Read the thread. Your simple question will be answered.
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04 Jul 2004 08:44:59 PM |
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carlos' casa wrote:
Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
So why are you posting here?
--
The better the voyce is, the meeter it is to honour and
serve God there-with: and the voyce of man is chiefely
to be imployed to that ende.
Omnis spiritus laudet Dominum.
-William Byrd
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| User: "carlos casa" |
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04 Jul 2004 09:05:09 PM |
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"Nightingale" <sing@music.ca> wrote in message
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carlos' casa wrote:
Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
So why are you posting here?
You can thank Daniel's x-posting.
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| User: "Nightingale" |
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04 Jul 2004 09:20:11 PM |
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carlos' casa wrote:
"Nightingale" <sing@music.ca> wrote in message
news:40E8B29B.1010605@music.ca...
carlos' casa wrote:
Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
So why are you posting here?
You can thank Daniel's x-posting.
You don't have to include all the groups in your reply.
--
The better the voyce is, the meeter it is to honour and
serve God there-with: and the voyce of man is chiefely
to be imployed to that ende.
Omnis spiritus laudet Dominum.
-William Byrd
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| User: "carlos casa" |
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05 Jul 2004 07:31:28 AM |
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"Nightingale" <sing@music.ca> wrote in message
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carlos' casa wrote:
"Nightingale" <sing@music.ca> wrote in message
news:40E8B29B.1010605@music.ca...
carlos' casa wrote:
Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
So why are you posting here?
You can thank Daniel's x-posting.
You don't have to include all the groups in your reply.
I'm too lazy to delete. Anyway, why do you care? If this is a
problem, please engage your killfile. Or are YOU too lazy too?
Christ, exactly the same type of reason I stopped posting....
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05 Jul 2004 12:16:10 AM |
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Nightingale <sing@music.ca> wrote in news:40E8BADB.2050506@music.ca:
carlos' casa wrote:
"Nightingale" <sing@music.ca> wrote in message
news:40E8B29B.1010605@music.ca...
carlos' casa wrote:
Uneducated fucks. I'll never go back.
Unless it's to troll them. ;)
So why are you posting here?
You can thank Daniel's x-posting.
You don't have to include all the groups in your reply.
Heh.
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Dr. Smartass
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04 Jul 2004 08:10:33 PM |
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"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ebtge052cfqar72vkqvvcn3p4fuc8lmela@4ax.com...
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Southern rednecks have done much worse things with firecrackers.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040630/ap_on_re_us/dog_abuse_fireworks_2
:(
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr
Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "johac" |
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05 Jul 2004 01:31:28 AM |
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In article <dU1Gc.5089$R36.4775@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"Robert Schneider" <rss1174@SPAMMENOTearthlink.net> wrote:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ebtge052cfqar72vkqvvcn3p4fuc8lmela@4ax.com...
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Southern rednecks have done much worse things with firecrackers.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040630/ap_on_re_us/dog_abuse_fir
eworks_2
:(
Now that is really sick. I hope that they put the punks away for a
long, long time.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "MrPepper11" |
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05 Jul 2004 07:19:48 PM |
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johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message news:<jhachm-4458B9.23312804072004@news.giganews.com>...
In article <dU1Gc.5089$R36.4775@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"Robert Schneider" <rss1174@SPAMMENOTearthlink.net> wrote:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ebtge052cfqar72vkqvvcn3p4fuc8lmela@4ax.com...
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Southern rednecks have done much worse things with firecrackers.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040630/ap_on_re_us/dog_abuse_fir
eworks_2
:(
Now that is really sick. I hope that they put the punks away for a
long, long time.
George W. Bush did the same thing to frogs:
http://www.all-creatures.org/aip/nl-3nov2000-frogs.html
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| User: "johac" |
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05 Jul 2004 11:25:27 PM |
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In article <57cfd534.0407051619.1ea25eaa@posting.google.com>,
(MrPepper11) wrote:
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:<jhachm-4458B9.23312804072004@news.giganews.com>...
In article <dU1Gc.5089$R36.4775@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"Robert Schneider" <rss1174@SPAMMENOTearthlink.net> wrote:
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ebtge052cfqar72vkqvvcn3p4fuc8lmela@4ax.com...
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Southern rednecks have done much worse things with firecrackers.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040630/ap_on_re_us/dog_abuse
_fir
eworks_2
:(
Now that is really sick. I hope that they put the punks away for a
long, long time.
George W. Bush did the same thing to frogs:
http://www.all-creatures.org/aip/nl-3nov2000-frogs.html
He should be put away for a long time too, but for far more serious
reasons. I had almost forgotten about the frogs.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Vanya" |
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09 Jul 2004 09:08:24 AM |
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Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<ebtge052cfqar72vkqvvcn3p4fuc8lmela@4ax.com>...
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
You're confusing "Yankee" with "city dweller." They're not synonyms.
You've obviously never been to Pennsylvania, upstate New York, New
Hampshire or Maine. Real Yankees do this stuff all the time.
Southerners have not cornered the market on rural stupidity.
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| User: "Paul Ilechko" |
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09 Jul 2004 09:14:42 AM |
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Vanya wrote:
Southerners have not cornered the market on rural stupidity.
This is true. New Hampshire voted for Dubya.
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| User: "Nivlem" |
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05 Jul 2004 02:22:02 PM |
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Daniel Kolle wrote:
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Rednecks ***** themselves up with crude improvised explosives often
enough. Your boy just got lucky. I can think of several safer and more
contollable ways to do that particular stunt.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 Jul 2004 05:30:52 PM |
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In article <ebtge052cfqar72vkqvvcn3p4fuc8lmela@4ax.com>, Daniel Kolle says...
...Your redneck neighbor lights a M-80 firecracker and drops it in a
gas can.
Let me pause for a second to let that sink in.
He took fuses from one gross of cheap bottle rockets, tied
them together, and lit the M-80 and dropped it down a long ten foot
tube into the gas container. He then proceeded to run like hell (and
it took him some time, too, as he was in the middle of a cotton
field). A few moments later there was a huge fireball and explosion.
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Hon, a Yankee would have thought better of doing such a ridiculous thing ;)
P.S. Boys, I want you to welcome the fair people of
rec.music.classical to the discussion. Play nice, now.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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04 Jul 2004 05:34:37 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:30:52 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
thought hard and said:
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Hon, a Yankee would have thought better of doing such a ridiculous thing ;)
Precisely! Us Southerners can do stupid ***** and get away with it!
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "NO.23: Stirfried Clayton In Black Bean Sauce" |
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04 Jul 2004 08:44:44 PM |
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"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7f1he05ll38m55dtjha3im495ouq7fm7f3@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:30:52 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
thought hard and said:
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Hon, a Yankee would have thought better of doing such a ridiculous thing
;)
Precisely! Us Southerners can do stupid ***** and get away with it!
Annnnnnnd this is something to be proud of?
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| User: "Hypatia Kosh" |
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05 Jul 2004 04:39:33 PM |
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"NO.23: Stirfried Clayton In Black Bean Sauce" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message news:<40e8b1ca$0$18671$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>...
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7f1he05ll38m55dtjha3im495ouq7fm7f3@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:30:52 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
thought hard and said:
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Hon, a Yankee would have thought better of doing such a ridiculous thing
;)
Precisely! Us Southerners can do stupid ***** and get away with it!
Annnnnnnd this is something to be proud of?
Hey, you got to leave them something to be proud of.
Otherwise they might decide they have nothing to lose and come at us
with pitchforks.
-Hypatia
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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05 Jul 2004 09:57:49 PM |
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On 5 Jul 2004 14:39:33 -0700, (Hypatia Kosh) thought
hard and said:
"NO.23: Stirfried Clayton In Black Bean Sauce" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message news:<40e8b1ca$0$18671$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>...
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7f1he05ll38m55dtjha3im495ouq7fm7f3@4ax.com...
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 22:30:52 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
thought hard and said:
I find it funny that if a Yankee were to try this he would
have been blown forty feet away and in as many pieces.
Hon, a Yankee would have thought better of doing such a ridiculous thing
;)
Precisely! Us Southerners can do stupid ***** and get away with it!
Annnnnnnd this is something to be proud of?
Hey, you got to leave them something to be proud of.
Otherwise they might decide they have nothing to lose and come at us
with pitchforks.
Nice stereotype there.
-Hypatia
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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