Religions > Atheism > OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology"
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01 Apr 2005 09:38:22 PM |
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OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
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Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel Philosophy
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be
true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
01 Apr 2005 11:17:06 PM |
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"Enkidu" <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns962B8ACDB7ECD255229@130.133.1.4...
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
I just got myself a Ph.D. in Post-Feminist Needlework! Huzzah! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Glenn Arnold" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor ofTheology" |
05 Apr 2005 12:23:43 AM |
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Enkidu wrote:
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
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Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel Philosophy
So now you are an omphaloskeptic?
Glenn Arnold
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be
true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor ofTheology" |
04 Apr 2005 01:07:52 PM |
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Enkidu wrote:
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
The Mathematical Principles of Feng Shui looks promising, but I'm inclined to
go for Advanced Pedantics.
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[T]hose who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves;
and, under the rule of a just God, cannot long retain it."
-- Pres. George W. Bush, Hypocrite, his inauguration speech, 2005
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
04 Apr 2005 06:46:23 PM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in
news:42513C28.BED4D5A0@serv.net:
Enkidu wrote:
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in
Navel Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people
wave. It was awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
The Mathematical Principles of Feng Shui looks promising, but I'm
inclined to go for Advanced Pedantics.
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[T]hose who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves;
and, under the rule of a just God, cannot long retain it."
-- Pres. George W. Bush, Hypocrite, his inauguration speech, 2005
I went for the Psychology degree since I already have a B.A. in that
field.
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apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah, EAC Department of Oxygen
Deprivation
Gary Bohn B.A., B.Sc., Ph.D.
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
04 Apr 2005 02:12:04 PM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in
news:42513C28.BED4D5A0@serv.net:
Enkidu wrote:
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in
Navel Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people
wave. It was awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
The Mathematical Principles of Feng Shui looks promising, but I'm
inclined to go for Advanced Pedantics.
With a minor in Post-Rational Discourse.
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor ofTheology" |
02 Apr 2005 12:12:27 PM |
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Enkidu wrote:
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
Ahhh.... just what I needed to get my, 'Street cred' sorted........
An MBA in Country Dancing and Advanced Astrology !
Cheers !!!
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Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
04 Apr 2005 04:46:49 PM |
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On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 15:38:22 -0600, Enkidu wrote
(in article <Xns962B8ACDB7ECD255229@130.133.1.4>):
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
I have always wanted a degree in Underwater Basket-Weaving, however it is not
available at this site.
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Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Damn! I never expected to see this place be armpit-deep in wombats. Kinda
cute as long as you don't move or breath. ;-)³
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
05 Apr 2005 12:57:31 AM |
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On Mon, 4 Apr 2005 10:46:49 -0500, Harry F. Leopold wrote
(in article <0001HW.BE76CB990056B446F02845B0@news.central.cox.net>):
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 15:38:22 -0600, Enkidu wrote
(in article <Xns962B8ACDB7ECD255229@130.133.1.4>):
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
I have always wanted a degree in Underwater Basket-Weaving, however it is not
available at this site.
It is now hours later and on rechecking the list I find that Underwater
Basket-Weaving is offered but under another name, Psychodynamic Masturbation.
I is now a Ph.D.
Gee, now I feel as ejamakated as Jason, more so in truth as I have not spent
decades trying to ***** up my mind with insanity as he has done.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
A baseball bat, with the words "Clue Stick" impressed into the wood. Anyone
smacked upside the head with it will have a useful personal epiphany, and a
blinding headache. A sheet of paper accompanying the bat indicates that other
models are also available, such as the "Ugly Stick." - Warehouse 23
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
01 Apr 2005 10:21:39 PM |
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The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Enkidu
<zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com>,who intoned thus:
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
That vice chancellor looks very fishy. In fact, the phrase 'grey
mullet' springs readily to mind.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Hang on a sec, if the Hydra grows two heads every time one is cut off, how come it's always got nine?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
01 Apr 2005 11:25:12 PM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Enkidu
<zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com>,who intoned thus:
Be it known that I, Enkidu the Atheist, am now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D. in
Navel
Philosophy" This is no honorary doctorate, as some people wave. It
was
awarded to me by UBS.
Jason, why not add to YOUR collection of degrees *today*!
http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html
That vice chancellor looks very fishy. In fact, the phrase 'grey
mullet' springs readily to mind.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Hang on a sec, if the Hydra grows two heads every time one is cut
off, how come it's always got nine?
Every time the hydra grows two new heads, it's attacked by two new
heroes.
Kermit, BA, QED, RIP, v0.9 pre-release
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: OT:I'm now "Dr. Enkidu, Ph.D." Bite me, "Honorary Doctor of Theology" |
01 Apr 2005 11:55:59 PM |
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wrote in news:1112397912.113581.135000
@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
Hang on a sec, if the Hydra grows two heads every time one is cut
off, how come it's always got nine?
Every time the hydra grows two new heads, it's attacked by two new
heroes.
So it starts with one head.
Loses one head, now has two.
Loses one head, now has three.
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Loses one head, now has nine.
That happens if you cut off his pecker? Pretty soon, he'll have to learn
to walk on them!
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When
it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding
other people's business.
-- Eric Hoffer
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