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27 Aug 2005 06:59:54 AM |
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Our God the brown skin carpenter |
Our God the brown skin carpenter
Just a question, if Jesus was a carpenter, where are the items he made?
Why isn't there any furniture he made?
Where did the wood for Jesus's carpentry come from?
Cursed fig trees?
If the spear that was thrust into Jesus' side grants the possessor
power to rule the world, and a cup that he drank out of grants eternal
life (or whatever the grail supposedly does) what does a credenza made
by Gods' own hands do?
http://www.jewsforjudaism.org/web/faq/faq-tr.html
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God killed himself on the cross to save his own creation fro=ADm his own
wrath !
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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27 Aug 2005 07:27:51 PM |
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"Truth Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Where did the wood for Jesus's carpentry come from?
From that arc of the covenant.
That's how the arc was lost.
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rb #2187
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| User: "AnonMoos" |
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27 Aug 2005 03:42:50 PM |
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I'll answer those questions when you give me the GPS coordinates of the
muddy puddle in which the sun sets, Abu Truthhunter!
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The Iron Wall of protection in the Qur'an: 18:94 qâlû yâ dhâ ´l-qarnayni 'inna
yâjûja wa-mâjûja mufsidûna fî ´l-'arDi 18:95 qâla 'aj`al baynakum wa-baynahum
radman 18:97 famâ ´sTâ`û 'an yaZharûhu wamâ ´staTâ`û lahu naqban 18:98 qâla
hâdhâ raHmatun min rabbî || In English: 18:94 They said to Dhu'l-Qarnain, "Gog
& Magog are causing corruption (doing evil) on earth." 18:95 He said, "I will
make a wall between you and them." 18:97 And Gog & Magog were not able to climb
over it or dig through it. 18:98 He said, "This is a mercy (kindness) from my
Lord." Murderers are not martyrs! http://symbolictruth.fateback.com/shield-trinity.htm
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| User: "Fact Attack" |
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27 Aug 2005 07:05:59 AM |
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If Moses was real, where are his clothes? where's his body? where did
his eyes go?
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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27 Aug 2005 08:57:58 AM |
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Fact Attack wrote:
If Moses was real, where are his clothes? where's his body? where did
his eyes go?
Moses was not real and Christ probably wasn't either.
As for being a carpenter, there is some question about that. The word used
(once) in the bible can be carpenter or craftsman.
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| User: "Daniel Hoehr" |
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27 Aug 2005 01:58:36 PM |
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Mike Painter schrieb:
The word used
(once) in the bible can be carpenter or craftsman.
Even "builder."
DH
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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27 Aug 2005 02:41:02 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 15:58:36 +0200 in alt.atheism, Daniel Hoehr
(Daniel Hoehr <dhoehr@invalid.de>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Mike Painter schrieb:
The word used
(once) in the bible can be carpenter or craftsman.
Even "builder."
Not a chance.... I mean, if God was a builder in the beginning the
word would have been "it'll be about 7 weeks, if I can get the parts,
and I've got other jobs on as well you know...".
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
#442. Want food NOW? Then try http://www.rtios.co.uk/
- Yep, currently under test... Your opinion welcome.
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| User: "duke" |
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27 Aug 2005 05:56:59 PM |
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On 26 Aug 2005 23:59:54 -0700, "Truth Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com> wrote:
Our God the brown skin carpenter
Just a question, if Jesus was a carpenter, where are the items he made?
Why isn't there any furniture he made?
You don't have any?
Where did the wood for Jesus's carpentry come from?
Local trees.
Cursed fig trees?
Could be.
duke
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"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Steve O" |
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28 Aug 2005 05:03:54 AM |
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Just a question, if Jesus was a carpenter, where are the items he made?
Why isn't there any furniture he made?
You mean you've never seen the Holy Pipe Rack?
What about the Sacred Coffee Table and the Jerusalem Medicine Cabinet?
See??
The PROOF is right there befiore your eyes and you choose to ignore it!!
Seriously though, this puts me in mind of a visit to Rome I once made and
was amazed by the silliness of some of the things I was supposed to believe
were Holy Relics - pieces of the Holy Cross, the chains St Peter was bound
in, etc...
The place was full of them -although I do believe the RC church feel a
little embarassed about these relics now and play them down a bit.
--
Steve O
Atheist list #2240
"Some people are like Slinkies...
Not really good for anything, but
they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs"
~anon~
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| User: "duke" |
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28 Aug 2005 12:10:46 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 06:03:54 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com> wrote:
Just a question, if Jesus was a carpenter, where are the items he made?
Why isn't there any furniture he made?
You mean you've never seen the Holy Pipe Rack?
What about the Sacred Coffee Table and the Jerusalem Medicine Cabinet?
See??
Nope, I've never see(n) any.
The PROOF is right there befiore your eyes and you choose to ignore it!!
Seriously though, this puts me in mind of a visit to Rome I once made and
was amazed by the silliness of some of the things I was supposed to believe
were Holy Relics - pieces of the Holy Cross, the chains St Peter was bound
in, etc...
Maybe they were.
The place was full of them -although I do believe the RC church feel a
little embarassed about these relics now and play them down a bit.
Were they from street vendors?
duke
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"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Steve O" |
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28 Aug 2005 05:41:22 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 06:03:54 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Just a question, if Jesus was a carpenter, where are the items he made?
Why isn't there any furniture he made?
You mean you've never seen the Holy Pipe Rack?
What about the Sacred Coffee Table and the Jerusalem Medicine Cabinet?
See??
Nope, I've never see(n) any.
The PROOF is right there befiore your eyes and you choose to ignore it!!
Seriously though, this puts me in mind of a visit to Rome I once made and
was amazed by the silliness of some of the things I was supposed to
believe
were Holy Relics - pieces of the Holy Cross, the chains St Peter was bound
in, etc...
Maybe they were.
Oh they definitely were.
The place was full of them -although I do believe the RC church feel a
little embarassed about these relics now and play them down a bit.
Were they from street vendors?
Don't know you're own religion very well, do you duke?
The relics of the cross are held amongst other places (there are parts of it
all over the world) in the Church of the Holy Cross, Rome and the chains
that alllegedly bound St Peter are held in a second church which Roman
Catholics are supposed to visit during a Holy Year, or Anno Santos.
That particular church is known as St Pietro in Vincoli.
I visited it during Anno Santos in 1975
What I actually bought from a street vendor that time was a huge wooden
rosary set, about 8 feet long altogether.
Very tasteful - I even had them blessed by the Pope himself.
Have you made your Rome pilgrimage yet?
All good little catholics are supposed to make the effort, especially during
a Holy Year.
You should go - it's a real eye opener.
You get to see what the catholic church is really all about, unless you go
around with your eyes closed, of course.
I would recommend a visit to the Ossuary, or bone chamber, if you can swing
it - it's not normally open to the public.
It's where they put all of the dodgy priests - the ones they couldn't bury
in consecrated ground.
Ask the Capuchin monks to show you the bones of the Borgia popes, or maybe
the remnants of Pope Joan.
And before you start claiming that Pope Joan didn't exist, or that Pope Joan
wasn't found out when she went into labour at the Vatican - ask them why an
incoming pope is checked for testicles.
After the Pope Joan debacle, the Roman Church stipulated that anyone elected
Pope should prove that his genitalia were intact. To this end a special
chair was fashioned that had a horseshoe-shaped seat. The Pope to be would
sit on the seat and the cardinals would pass by, checking the papal
procession and proclaiming: 'testiculos habet et bene pendentes'. A loose
translation being: 'testicles he has and well-hung ones'.
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Steve O
Atheist list #2240
"Some people are like Slinkies...
Not really good for anything, but
they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs"
~anon~
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| User: "Steve O" |
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28 Aug 2005 05:52:30 PM |
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"Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3nebbjFshr6U1@individual.net...
"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 06:03:54 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Just a question, if Jesus was a carpenter, where are the items he made?
Why isn't there any furniture he made?
You mean you've never seen the Holy Pipe Rack?
What about the Sacred Coffee Table and the Jerusalem Medicine Cabinet?
See??
Nope, I've never see(n) any.
The PROOF is right there befiore your eyes and you choose to ignore it!!
Seriously though, this puts me in mind of a visit to Rome I once made and
was amazed by the silliness of some of the things I was supposed to
believe
were Holy Relics - pieces of the Holy Cross, the chains St Peter was
bound
in, etc...
Oh yes - I forgot about that other piece of Catholic silliness, actually
endorsed by The RC Church.
That's right - The Holy Foreskin or Holy Prepuce, once claimed by the Holy
Roman Church to have miraculous powers.
Stands to reason, doesn't it?
Jesus was a jew - he had to be circumcised, and you wouldn't want to throw a
sacred bell end cover like that away would you?
Duke, does the feeling that not only have you backed the wrong horse, but
have backed what is not in fact a racing thoroughbred but is actually a
stupid looking pantomime nag ever creep up on you?
--
Steve O
Atheist list #2240
"Some people are like Slinkies...
Not really good for anything, but
they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs"
~anon~
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| User: "duke" |
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28 Aug 2005 09:30:35 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 18:52:30 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com> wrote:
Duke, does the feeling that not only have you backed the wrong horse, but
have backed what is not in fact a racing thoroughbred but is actually a
stupid looking pantomime nag ever creep up on you?
Not a chance. The price is too painful.
duke
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"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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28 Aug 2005 09:50:54 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 18:52:30 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com> wrote:
Duke, does the feeling that not only have you backed the wrong horse, but
have backed what is not in fact a racing thoroughbred but is actually a
stupid looking pantomime nag ever creep up on you?
Not a chance. The price is too painful.
So, you are religious because you are selfish? Only care about
yourself, do you?
Hm. I wonder. What circle do the selfish inhabit again...?
Remember, Jesus (if he existed) died for what he believed in. He was
willing to have a crown of thorns hammered onto his head. He was
willing to be scourged. He was willing to drag his eventual
death-device through the streets, while people threw rocks at him, only
to have iron spikes jammed through his extremities, then lifted up to be
hung on those iron spikes, die on the cross, and have a spear jammed
through his torso.
Was the price too painful for Jesus?
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| User: "duke" |
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29 Aug 2005 01:32:25 AM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 21:50:54 GMT, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Not a chance. The price is too painful.
So, you are religious because you are selfish? Only care about
yourself, do you?
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one another as God
loves us.
It's you atheist that do otherwise, or you blindly say yes to God while you
openly accept him.
Hm. I wonder. What circle do the selfish inhabit again...?
That's your circle - you tell me.
Remember, Jesus (if he existed) died for what he believed in. He was
willing to have a crown of thorns hammered onto his head. He was
willing to be scourged. He was willing to drag his eventual
death-device through the streets, while people threw rocks at him, only
to have iron spikes jammed through his extremities, then lifted up to be
hung on those iron spikes, die on the cross, and have a spear jammed
through his torso.
Was the price too painful for Jesus?
He did it by choice. He could have run away. So you tell me.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Eric Brze" |
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29 Aug 2005 01:08:56 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:32:25 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
Was the price too painful for Jesus?
He did it by choice. He could have run away. So you tell me.
No, he couldn't run away. Otherwise, he would not be Jesus.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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29 Aug 2005 05:07:50 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 21:50:54 GMT, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Not a chance. The price is too painful.
So, you are religious because you are selfish? Only care about
yourself, do you?
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one
another as God loves us.
That's what it tells you but ou ignore the advice:
"You're getting very close to hurting an innocent person, and I don't want
any
part of it. Heed my words, yang. "
"No, no netcop. There are internet laws against cyberstalking, and he's
deeply
involved in that now. He's going to hurt innocent people if he isn't
stopped.
If it takes doing some official complaining about him, he certainly in a
positron to be fingered. "
"My concern for innocent others has already been expressed, and yet your
kind
continue to strive to hurt them. "
If this was you (and it is) wouldn't you want somebody to do what you talk
about?
But we'd find out who you are and you will ignore what your "faith" tells
you to hide.
Sick little man.
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| User: "duke" |
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29 Aug 2005 10:15:37 AM |
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On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 05:07:50 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one
another as God loves us.
That's what it tells you but ou ignore the advice:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
"You're getting very close to hurting an innocent person, and I don't want
any
part of it. Heed my words, yang. "
Yep, the atheist, under-acheiver yang needed to be warned away from hurting
others. This blithering idiot yang was getting close to hurting some innocent
people out there.
"No, no netcop. There are internet laws against cyberstalking, and he's
deeply
involved in that now. He's going to hurt innocent people if he isn't
stopped.
If it takes doing some official complaining about him, he certainly in a
positron to be fingered. "
That's right. Sometimes you have to tell the ignorant like yang to take a hike.
"My concern for innocent others has already been expressed, and yet your
kind
continue to strive to hurt them. "
If this was you (and it is) wouldn't you want somebody to do what you talk
about?
But we'd find out who you are and you will ignore what your "faith" tells
you to hide.
Sick little man.
Yes you are, mikey, for not only assisting the trials of yang but actually
leading him own.
Shame on you.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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29 Aug 2005 04:17:58 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 05:07:50 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one
another as God loves us.
That's what it tells you but ou ignore the advice:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "duke" |
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31 Aug 2005 10:01:05 AM |
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On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:17:58 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one
another as God loves us.
That's what it tells you but ou ignore the advice:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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31 Aug 2005 09:07:47 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:17:58 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one
another as God loves us.
That's what it tells you but ou ignore the advice:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
Earl does not believe in a real Adam and Eve.
He does not believe the flood was real.
He does not seem to be able to make up his mind about what hell is,
sometimes parroting current thoughts, sometimes what the nuns taught him by
rote.
It's also clear from his lack of action that he ignores what he posts about
concern for others.
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| User: "duke" |
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31 Aug 2005 11:29:58 PM |
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 21:07:47 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
Earl does not believe in a real Adam and Eve.
But don't know for sure.
He does not believe the flood was real.
But don't know for sure.
He does not seem to be able to make up his mind about what hell is,
I've explained that to you numerous times, old mikey. Your senility prevents
your remembrance.
sometimes parroting current thoughts, sometimes what the nuns taught him by
rote.
It's also clear from his lack of action that he ignores what he posts about
concern for others.
You're battling senility. What would you like me to do for you?
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Sep 2005 01:36:11 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 21:07:47 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
Earl does not believe in a real Adam and Eve.
But don't know for sure.
He does not believe the flood was real.
But don't know for sure.
He does not seem to be able to make up his mind about what hell is,
I've explained that to you numerous times, old mikey. Your senility
prevents your remembrance.
sometimes parroting current thoughts, sometimes what the nuns taught
him by rote.
It's also clear from his lack of action that he ignores what he posts
about concern for others.
You're battling senility. What would you like me to do for you?
Nice non-answers.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "duke" |
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02 Sep 2005 05:57:19 PM |
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:36:11 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
It's also clear from his lack of action that he ignores what he posts
about concern for others.
You're battling senility. What would you like me to do for you?
Nice non-answers.
Yeah, I am waiting on him to say something.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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01 Sep 2005 04:38:29 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
You're battling senility. What would you like me to do for you?
If it wasn't Earl I might have got myu hopes up.
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31 Aug 2005 09:59:16 PM |
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on 31 Aug 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:17:58 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one
another as God loves us.
That's what it tells you but ou ignore the advice:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
How do you know, you've been there?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "duke" |
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31 Aug 2005 11:30:47 PM |
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 16:59:16 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
How do you know, you've been there?
Too hot. You won't need to paint at all much less get help.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Sep 2005 01:35:33 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 16:59:16 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
How do you know, you've been there?
Too hot. You won't need to paint at all much less get help.
What if you use this kind of paint?
http://www.panteraplace.com/page104.htm
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "duke" |
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02 Sep 2005 05:58:48 PM |
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:35:33 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Too hot. You won't need to paint at all much less get help.
What if you use this kind of paint?
http://www.panteraplace.com/page104.htm
Only if he's trying to paint his engine.
duke
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Our God the brown skin carpenter |
01 Sep 2005 02:56:48 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 16:59:16 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
How do you know, you've been there?
Too hot. You won't need to paint at all much less get help.
I dunno. I just checked the wheather, and saw that it'll be 91F on
Thursday and a balmy 66F at night, over in Hell.
Don't believe me?
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/40184.html
91F is a bit hot for me, but by the end of September, it should be in
the low 80s.
I believe paint can survive in such temperatures.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Our God the brown skin carpenter |
01 Sep 2005 02:42:40 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
on 31 Aug 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:17:58 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Nope, my Christian faith specifically calls for us to love one
another as God loves us.
That's what it tells you but ou ignore the advice:
How so? You atheists need help in the worst way.
Yeah, I can use some help. Are you good with a paint roller?
Paint won't stick in hell.
How do you know, you've been there?
I've seen pictures. There is a railing in the park there at the Valley
of Hinnom that is brown and has little flecks of silver. Obviously, it
is paint flecking off of a metal bar. So, duke is right! Paint won't
stick in Hell forever! But a lot of it was still sticking to the bar,
at least check. ;-)
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