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Religions > Atheism |
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"Doc Smartass" |
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07 Sep 2007 11:08:32 PM |
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Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
08 Sep 2007 03:56:33 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99A4EBE4BFC03askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
Alas, I do not have the talent, but well done! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
08 Sep 2007 10:52:45 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:5kf6dmF3deefU1@mid.individual.net...
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99A4EBE4BFC03askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
Alas, I do not have the talent, but well done! :)
Indeed! Bravo!
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
13 Sep 2007 06:03:33 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5kf6dmF3deefU1
@mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99A4EBE4BFC03askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
Alas, I do not have the talent, but well done! :)
=D thanks
I had the "Deep in the Freakin' Closet" part bouncing around for days,
waiting for me to put stuff together.
I wanna see it done up as a Flash animation, now. ;p
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
14 Sep 2007 11:31:36 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99AAB83B55E77askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5kf6dmF3deefU1
@mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99A4EBE4BFC03askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
Alas, I do not have the talent, but well done! :)
=D thanks
I had the "Deep in the Freakin' Closet" part bouncing around for days,
waiting for me to put stuff together.
I wanna see it done up as a Flash animation, now. ;p
Ha! Jib-jab! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Tink" |
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| Title: AQOTM, was: Re: Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
09 Sep 2007 04:25:14 PM |
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On 2007-09-08 00:08:32 -0400, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> said:
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
The whole thing!!!!!!
--
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM, was: Re: Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
09 Sep 2007 05:54:20 PM |
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<Tink> wrote in message news:2007090917251450073-@newsgroups.comcast.net...
On 2007-09-08 00:08:32 -0400, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> said:
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
The whole thing!!!!!!
Seconded! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM, was: Re: Party Thread: Spoof a song! |
12 Sep 2007 06:27:57 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
<Tink> wrote in message news:2007090917251450073-@newsgroups.comcast.net...
On 2007-09-08 00:08:32 -0400, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> said:
Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
The whole thing!!!!!!
Seconded! :)
Recorded
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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