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"Gactimus" |
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14 Jan 2005 03:12:03 PM |
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Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons
* 15 January 2005
THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that
would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified
documents reveal.
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac"
chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each
other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a
"distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800&print=true
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
14 Jan 2005 05:14:32 PM |
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Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote:
Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
14 Jan 2005 05:51:10 PM |
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Ray Fischer wrote:
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Very nice. Almost as much fun as browsing through my killfile log to see
which of our trolls is busy talking to themselves.
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| User: "Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
14 Jan 2005 10:43:56 PM |
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The gay bomb doesn't go "KABOOM", it goes "PIZAZZZ!!"...and when the smoke
clears all the rubble is tastefully aranged.
Weapon of mass jsuzsjing! (or however you spell it)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
15 Jan 2005 01:32:55 PM |
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In our last episode <41e84a28$0$28882$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
The gay bomb doesn't go "KABOOM", it goes "PIZAZZZ!!"
Does not!
It plays "It's Raining Men"...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Dionisio" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
15 Jan 2005 06:28:55 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
The gay bomb doesn't go "KABOOM", it goes "PIZAZZZ!!"
Does not!
It plays "It's Raining Men"...
Yer both wrong. It goes "POOF" and dispenses lavender scented fairy
dust. The next generation bomb will feature Smart Fairy Dust. (The
so-called SF-D Bomb.) It will home in on straights and send them flying
since it will also convert oxygen into alcohol, carbon dioxide into
marijuana smoke, and nitrogen into popper fumes. Its rumored to also
have the capability to electronically reproduce the Blonde Mating Call
ten seconds before detonation.
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Why is it that heterosexuals blame the homosexuals for homosexuality when the genes and/or environment are predominantly provided by heterosexuals?
-- jstanley@gate.net, 02 Jan 1996
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| User: "A. Krieghund" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
15 Jan 2005 07:51:40 PM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 18:28:55 GMT, Dionisio
<moc.rr.thgisni@5ellimd.com> wrote:
Yer both wrong. It goes "POOF" and dispenses lavender scented fairy
dust. The next generation bomb will feature Smart Fairy Dust. (The
so-called SF-D Bomb.) It will home in on straights and send them flying
since it will also convert oxygen into alcohol, carbon dioxide into
marijuana smoke, and nitrogen into popper fumes. Its rumored to also
have the capability to electronically reproduce the Blonde Mating Call
ten seconds before detonation.
Bull *****! It whispers in the queer ear, " Here's your BCD now get the
***** of this base."
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
15 Jan 2005 01:01:12 AM |
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TV's Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers wrote:
The gay bomb doesn't go "KABOOM", it goes "PIZAZZZ!!"...and when the smoke
clears all the rubble is tastefully aranged.
And the smoke is not just plain old smoke, but colorful smoke in every hue
of the rainbow.
Weapon of mass jsuzsjing! (or however you spell it)
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"Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast" -
Meatwad
"The Constitution was written on reefer by dudes with wooden teeth" - OG Loc
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Dionisio" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
15 Jan 2005 05:26:57 AM |
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Gactimus wrote:
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac"
chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each
other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a
"distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.
Um, is it just me, or would such a thing not actually spur unprecedented
levels of cohesion among the affected troops? You know, an espirit de
corps of "kill my man, and I'll ***** *you*!!!"
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Why is it that heterosexuals blame the homosexuals for homosexuality when the genes and/or environment are predominantly provided by heterosexuals?
-- jstanley@gate.net, 02 Jan 1996
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| User: "Colin Day" |
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| Title: Re: Pentagon was developing a "Gay Bomb" |
15 Jan 2005 01:40:05 PM |
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Dionisio wrote:
Gactimus wrote:
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an
"aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually
irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour
among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal"
blow to morale, the proposal says.
Um, is it just me, or would such a thing not actually spur unprecedented
levels of cohesion among the affected troops? You know, an espirit de
corps of "kill my man, and I'll ***** *you*!!!"
As opposed to "***** my man, and I'll kill you!"?
Colin Day
aa #1500
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