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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Fredric L. Rice"
Date: 16 Jul 2005 12:28:39 PM
Object: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/
An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.
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User: "Dale"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 16 Jul 2005 01:18:31 PM
"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:11dihh4l7aq4k4f@corp.supernews.com...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/

An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.

Hail Jupiter Optimus Maximus!
http://www.bible-history.com/sketches/ancient/jupiter-roman-god.html
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User: "Greywolf"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 16 Jul 2005 03:31:28 PM
"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:11dihh4l7aq4k4f@corp.supernews.com...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/

An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.

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http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
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This reminds me of a picture of an image posted on a door in a treatment
center I was once in. Everyone looking at the "image" swore it was Jesus. So
I finally went before it to give it a look-see. And what did Mr.
Atheist...Mr. Pagan...see? I told the anxious "clients" around me that it
was, "A hippy." This drew groans and head-shaking. Well what was I supposed
to say? What do you do with images like this one? Say that Jesus likes to
prove he exists by appearing on burnt toast and sand dunes?
Greywolf
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User: "Elroy Willis"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 16 Jul 2005 01:09:33 PM
(Fredric L. Rice) wrote in alt.atheism

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/
An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.

That's downright spooky looking! I guess somebody probably conquered
the people before they could finish the mouth and chin/beard.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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User: "Midjis"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 16 Jul 2005 05:57:05 PM
(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/

An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.

Quick - someone call Richard Hoagland. He could write another dozen books
on this one...
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User: "Fredric L. Rice"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 17 Jul 2005 12:42:53 PM
Midjis <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/
An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.

Quick - someone call Richard Hoagland. He could
write another dozen books on this one...

It proves the Ark exists!
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User: "David Rice, Esq."

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 17 Jul 2005 11:08:41 PM
On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 17:42:53 GMT,
(Fredric
L. Rice) wrote:

Midjis <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

Quick - someone call Richard Hoagland. He could
write another dozen books on this one...

It proves the Ark exists!

Yes. Unfortunately for the most Creationists in the "west," the
image of the Ark's stern reads "Utnapishtim's Ark."

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User: "Fredric L. Rice"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 18 Jul 2005 08:41:32 PM
(David Rice, Esq.) wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 17:42:53 GMT,

(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

Midjis <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

Quick - someone call Richard Hoagland. He could
write another dozen books on this one...

It proves the Ark exists!

Yes. Unfortunately for the most Creationists in the "west," the
image of the Ark's stern reads "Utnapishtim's Ark."

I wonder how many cultists have flocked to Google Maps to search Turkey.
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User: "Ben Goren"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 16 Jul 2005 01:06:28 PM
Fredric L. Rice wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/

An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.

Hmmm...I only see one face, not two. And /certainly/ no fucking
going on. If anything, the dude's asleep. So where do you get this
notion of some hot gay god-on-god action in the desert?
Cheers,
b&
--
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 16 Jul 2005 02:10:43 PM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 17:28:39 GMT,
(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/

An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.

Hmmm..... looks suspiciously like some Photoshop trickery to me....
Which, of course, it is. But the fundies won't get the joke.


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User: "Uncle Buck"

Title: Re: Photographed by Satellite: Jesus Fucking Christ 16 Jul 2005 05:14:23 PM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 19:10:43 GMT, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:

On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 17:28:39 GMT,

(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/15/google_spots_jesus/

An amusing and brief article covering a photograph of sand dunes
which shows a vague outline of a human face -- which could very
well be Charles Manson but which believers in the occult will
almost certainly pretend is Jesus Fucking Christ.


Hmmm..... looks suspiciously like some Photoshop trickery to me....

Which, of course, it is. But the fundies won't get the joke.

Actually, it isn't. The same image is available from the original
Google site:
http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=-16.337013,-71.959763&spn=0.110893,0.158186&t=k&hl=en
The Google satelite feature's really pretty nifty. You can even click
& drag the map around to go from any point to any point on the surface
of the planet at whatever resolution you wish to use. I'll bet with
some good searching, you could find a million different "pictures"
plastered all across the planet. :-)
--
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Uncle Buck
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