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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Good people of YCDTOTV"
Date: 27 Jan 2005 06:57:10 AM
Object: Ping: John Baker
x-no-archive: yes
You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.
His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even
going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.
He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.
oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.
.

User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 07:02:39 AM
"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even
going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.

Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 07:39:30 AM
In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even
going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.

He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet. He's
not even a very bright kook...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.
User: "Good people of YCDTOTV"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 07:54:00 AM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff

lumbered

into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in

message

news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without

even

going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who

got a

lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and

his

military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.


He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet.

That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:02:36 AM
"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff

lumbered

into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in

message

news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without

even

going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who

got a

lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and

his

military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.


He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet.


That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.

Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:14:21 AM
In our last episode <35sajtF4pq0bnU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff

lumbered

into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in

message

news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without

even

going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who

got a

lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and

his

military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.


He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet.


That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.


Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.

Yeah a show that ended, what, 14 years ago still has a crew and property?
What would they do all day, watch their own reruns?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:26:32 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:w7ydnaxAU5FtaGXcRVn-hA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <35sajtF4pq0bnU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff

lumbered

into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in

message

news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without

even

going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who

got a

lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and

his

military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.


He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet.


That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.


Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.


Yeah a show that ended, what, 14 years ago still has a crew and property?

What would they do all day, watch their own reruns?

Ack, how sad :P
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.


User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:09:22 AM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

< snip >

That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.



Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.

Hey, I liked YCDTOTV. >8-(
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:26:08 AM
"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:35sb0iF4oqoqrU1@individual.net...

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


< snip >

That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.



Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.


Hey, I liked YCDTOTV. >8-(

Oh well, that's different if YOU like it ;)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: John Baker 28 Jan 2005 04:19:32 PM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:35sb0iF4oqoqrU1@individual.net...

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


< snip >

That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.



Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.


Hey, I liked YCDTOTV. >8-(



Oh well, that's different if YOU like it ;)

I don't pretend it's still on the air, though, much less that I'm on the
staff. That would be silly.
I pretend I'm a starship captain. Or an alien shapeshifter. Or a
dragon. Or an alien shapeshifting dragon starship captain. Or...well,
this could go on all weekend.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: John Baker 28 Jan 2005 05:04:50 PM
"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:35vs3lF4s8h9rU1@individual.net...

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:35sb0iF4oqoqrU1@individual.net...

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


< snip >

That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.



Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.


Hey, I liked YCDTOTV. >8-(



Oh well, that's different if YOU like it ;)


I don't pretend it's still on the air, though, much less that I'm on the
staff. That would be silly.

I pretend I'm a starship captain. Or an alien shapeshifter. Or a dragon.
Or an alien shapeshifting dragon starship captain. Or...well, this could
go on all weekend.

ROTFL! I love you :)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: John Baker 29 Jan 2005 08:28:30 AM
In our last episode <35vs3lF4s8h9rU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:35sb0iF4oqoqrU1@individual.net...

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


< snip >

That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.



Dude, the show sucked and it's over. Grow up and deal with it.


Hey, I liked YCDTOTV. >8-(



Oh well, that's different if YOU like it ;)


I don't pretend it's still on the air, though, much less that I'm on the
staff. That would be silly.

I pretend I'm a starship captain. Or an alien shapeshifter. Or a dragon.
Or an alien shapeshifting dragon starship captain. Or...well, this could
go on all weekend.

Heh. Long as it's not something *silly!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.





User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:06:33 AM
In our last episode
<1106834040.030702.209810@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, Good people of
YCDTOTV lumbered into the room and mumbled:


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff

lumbered

into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in

message

news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without

even

going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who

got a

lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and

his

military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.


He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet.


That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.

Yuh huh.
Let's see, an anonymous Yahoo account, posting through Google groups, and
using the "no archive" header. All engendering *such confidence in the
posted claims...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:13:31 AM
On 27 Jan 2005 05:54:00 -0800, "Good people of YCDTOTV"
<bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote:


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff

lumbered

into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in

message

news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without

even

going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who

got a

lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and

his

military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.


He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet.


That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.

Right. Say 'hi' to Alannis for me.
And be careful you don't get slimed.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:27:02 AM
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:csthv0taqidjc0s8kvffkjcn6re1rhc8m4@4ax.com...

On 27 Jan 2005 05:54:00 -0800, "Good people of YCDTOTV"
<bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote:


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35s73gF4qrr12U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff

lumbered

into the room and mumbled:


"Good people of YCDTOTV" <bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote in

message

news:1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without

even

going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who

got a

lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and

his

military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, he's an insane liar.


He didn't even bother to change email addresses for his sock puppet.


That is because he used OUR computer without our permission. It is the
rightful property of the YCDTOTV crew.


Right. Say 'hi' to Alannis for me.

And be careful you don't get slimed.

Frankly, I think he/she/it's been slimed once too many times :)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.





User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:36:28 AM
Good people of YCDTOTV wrote:

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even

^^^^^^
You misspelled "bought".

going to university.

Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.
Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.

There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.

Only because she was carrying Assaf's illegitimate child.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.

He also speaks on behalf of the Wizard of Oz and was the person Tolkien
based his "Gollum" character on.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.

Oh, and BTW, that's *****.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 10:25:04 AM
In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

Good people of YCDTOTV wrote:

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even

^^^^^^
You misspelled "bought".

going to university.


Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.

Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!
Wait, wait, just earned another one!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.
User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 28 Jan 2005 04:28:20 PM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

< snip >

Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.



Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!

Wow!
Hey, check it out. I just earned a degree, too! I'm an ObGyn!
Okay, who needs a Pap smear?

Wait, wait, just earned another one!

You didn't have a chance to frame the first one!
You'd better earn a degree in Rapid Degree Framing Science before you're
overwhelmed.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 29 Jan 2005 08:27:47 AM
In our last episode <35vsk5F4qrnheU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte
lumbered into the room and mumbled:


< snip >

Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.



Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!


Wow!

Hey, check it out. I just earned a degree, too! I'm an ObGyn!

Okay, who needs a Pap smear?

Wait, wait, just earned another one!


You didn't have a chance to frame the first one!

You'd better earn a degree in Rapid Degree Framing Science before you're
overwhelmed.

No time! No time! They're popping up all over the place!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.
User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 31 Jan 2005 01:57:28 PM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35vsk5F4qrnheU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte lumbered
into the room and mumbled:


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:


In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte
lumbered into the room and mumbled:


< snip >

Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.



Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!


Wow!

Hey, check it out. I just earned a degree, too! I'm an ObGyn!

Okay, who needs a Pap smear?


Wait, wait, just earned another one!


You didn't have a chance to frame the first one!

You'd better earn a degree in Rapid Degree Framing Science before you're
overwhelmed.



No time! No time! They're popping up all over the place!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!

Oh, no!! He's drowning!
</me wades into the degrees and, with a surge of adrenaline-boosted
strength, pulls him away from his computer and into the ambulance /me
just acquired a few seconds ago>
Mark! Mark! Breathe, man, BREATHE! </me works to resuscitate Mark
with an emergency Pap smear>
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 31 Jan 2005 02:16:42 PM
"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:367gtaF4cs46fU1@individual.net...

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35vsk5F4qrnheU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte
lumbered
into the room and mumbled:


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:


In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte
lumbered into the room and mumbled:


< snip >

Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.



Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!


Wow!

Hey, check it out. I just earned a degree, too! I'm an ObGyn!

Okay, who needs a Pap smear?


Wait, wait, just earned another one!


You didn't have a chance to frame the first one!

You'd better earn a degree in Rapid Degree Framing Science before you're
overwhelmed.



No time! No time! They're popping up all over the place!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!


Oh, no!! He's drowning!

</me wades into the degrees and, with a surge of adrenaline-boosted
strength, pulls him away from his computer and into the ambulance /me just
acquired a few seconds ago>

Mark! Mark! Breathe, man, BREATHE! </me works to resuscitate Mark with
an emergency Pap smear>

Um............................never mind!
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 01 Feb 2005 04:48:34 PM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:367gtaF4cs46fU1@individual.net...

< snip >

Mark! Mark! Breathe, man, BREATHE! </me works to resuscitate Mark with
an emergency Pap smear>



Um............................never mind!

I'm running out of George Papanicolaou to smear! Grind up another one!
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 02 Feb 2005 07:32:24 AM
"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:36afa5F4vi3btU1@individual.net...

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:367gtaF4cs46fU1@individual.net...


< snip >

Mark! Mark! Breathe, man, BREATHE! </me works to resuscitate Mark with
an emergency Pap smear>



Um............................never mind!


I'm running out of George Papanicolaou to smear! Grind up another one!

Um, but that's now how you..............................................I'll
get right on it, sir! <salutes> :)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 01 Feb 2005 07:34:04 AM
In our last episode <367gtaF4cs46fU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <35vsk5F4qrnheU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte
lumbered into the room and mumbled:


Mark K. Bilbo wrote:


In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte
lumbered into the room and mumbled:


< snip >

Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.



Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!


Wow!

Hey, check it out. I just earned a degree, too! I'm an ObGyn!

Okay, who needs a Pap smear?


Wait, wait, just earned another one!


You didn't have a chance to frame the first one!

You'd better earn a degree in Rapid Degree Framing Science before you're
overwhelmed.



No time! No time! They're popping up all over the place!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!


Oh, no!! He's drowning!

</me wades into the degrees and, with a surge of adrenaline-boosted
strength, pulls him away from his computer and into the ambulance /me just
acquired a few seconds ago>

Mark! Mark! Breathe, man, BREATHE! </me works to resuscitate Mark with
an emergency Pap smear>

Urk!
I din't think pap smears required proctology equipment...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.
User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 01 Feb 2005 04:41:17 PM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
< snip >

No time! No time! They're popping up all over the place!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!


Oh, no!! He's drowning!

</me wades into the degrees and, with a surge of adrenaline-boosted
strength, pulls him away from his computer and into the ambulance /me just
acquired a few seconds ago>

Mark! Mark! Breathe, man, BREATHE! </me works to resuscitate Mark with
an emergency Pap smear>



Urk!

I din't think pap smears required proctology equipment...

Oh, that's just a hobby.
Hmm. You seem better now. I suppose I could stop....Nah!
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.





User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 28 Jan 2005 12:47:38 PM
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 10:25:04 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster>
wrote:

In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

Good people of YCDTOTV wrote:

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even

^^^^^^
You misspelled "bought".

going to university.


Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.


Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!

Wait, wait, just earned another one!

And you can have degrees in things that no one else has ever heard of, which
PROVES you are the expert. (:-)
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling Like any opinion stated here
purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

January 27th
Na bister 500,000
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 28 Jan 2005 06:22:32 PM
In our last episode <752lv0lsoigul9m71oefsecl17g5f322mu@4ax.com>, Dubh
Ghall lumbered into the room and mumbled:

On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 10:25:04 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <35scjdF4qso7jU1@individual.net>, Tukla Ratte
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Good people of YCDTOTV wrote:

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even

^^^^^^
You misspelled "bought".

going to university.


Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.


Great time saver too! Look! I just earned a degree!

Wait, wait, just earned another one!


And you can have degrees in things that no one else has ever heard of,
which PROVES you are the expert. (:-)

My newest one is in *science!
(I have six... no, wait, there's another one!)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.



User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 06:34:50 PM
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 08:36:28 -0600, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:

Good people of YCDTOTV wrote:

x-no-archive: yes

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even

^^^^^^
You misspelled "bought".

going to university.


Big deal. I could buy a doctorate, too. I get spam from degree mills
every day.

Or I could save my money and just lie about it on Usenet.

There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.


Only because she was carrying Assaf's illegitimate child.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.


He also speaks on behalf of the Wizard of Oz and was the person Tolkien
based his "Gollum" character on.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.


Oh, and BTW, that's *****.

It appears I'm rattling Chris's cage a bit. <G>
.


User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 07:38:47 AM
In our last episode
<1106830630.354864.308340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, Good people of
YCDTOTV lumbered into the room and mumbled:

x-no-archive: yes

Making sure to cover your tracks are you now?

You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even
going to university.

I just bet.

There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.

Really? I heard there was a report once about something somebody said
somewhere.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.

Funny "we" you got going there. If you're going to sock puppet, shouldn't
you at least use a different email address?

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.

How did he get it into the test tube?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Original Post with x-no-archive removed"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:10:57 AM
On 27 Jan 2005 04:57:10 -0800, "Good people of YCDTOTV"
<bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote:
You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.
His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even
going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.
He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.
oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Ping: John Baker 27 Jan 2005 08:27:30 AM
"Original Post with x-no-archive removed" <xnoarchive@destroyer.com> wrote
in message news:mgthv05u7qtgjvko0o1d3dpd483lhfd1o8@4ax.com...

On 27 Jan 2005 04:57:10 -0800, "Good people of YCDTOTV"
<bedford_park2000@yahoo.ca> wrote:


You once made an inquiry about Dr. Chris Assaf's doctorate.

His doctorate is in criminology. He earned his doctorate without even
going to university. There was even a report of an ex-atheist who got a
lab technician's job without a degree.

He is speaking for everyone on our show, his wrestling troupe, and his
military unit.

oh, and btw, he once experimented with atheism.

Prove every word you just wrote.
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557


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