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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Mar 2005 06:09:27 PM |
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Ping: Yang, it's your turn! (was: Re: Prayer for Yang Hu) |
In our last episode <114jflp4gnlb3ec@news.supernews.com>, Jason Gastrich
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
* Please join me in daily prayer for an atheist/agnostic from alt.atheism.
Here is a list of 2100 of them. We are on number 28. Link:
http://jcsm.org/1on1/AltAtheismAtheistAgnosticList.htm
Dear Lord,
Bless Yang Hu. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You and trust Jesus
Christ for salvation.
Let Yang Hu find a great church. Help him to read the Bible and apply it
to his life.
Thank you for loving Yang Hu. Let him understand You and your ways.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Yang Hu.
Sincerely,
Jason Gastrich
So, Yang, feeling holy yet?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Ping: Yang, it's your turn! (was: Re: Prayer for Yang Hu) |
29 Mar 2005 11:39:25 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <114jflp4gnlb3ec@news.supernews.com>, Jason
Gastrich
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
* Please join me in daily prayer for an atheist/agnostic from
alt.atheism.
Here is a list of 2100 of them. We are on number 28. Link:
http://jcsm.org/1on1/AltAtheismAtheistAgnosticList.htm
Dear Lord,
Bless Yang Hu. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You and trust
Jesus
Christ for salvation.
Let Yang Hu find a great church. Help him to read the Bible and
apply it
to his life.
Thank you for loving Yang Hu. Let him understand You and your
ways.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Yang Hu.
Sincerely,
Jason Gastrich
So, Yang, feeling holy yet?
I just talked to God, and he said since "Dr" Jason "plonked" me, his
prayer is completely worthless.
And then I said to God: "Do you do anything besides helping spoiled
professional athletes catch touchdown passes?" to which he replied:
"Who would you hang out with, The Cowboys cheerleaders or "Dr" Jason
Gasbag?"
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka
Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and
counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1528 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and
mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: AQOTM nomination |
30 Mar 2005 01:22:36 AM |
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I was working in the lab, late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@mail.com> from the slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise, wrote:
.....
<nominated text>
And then I said to God: "Do you do anything besides helping spoiled
professional athletes catch touchdown passes?" to which he replied:
"Who would you hang out with, The Cowboys cheerleaders or "Dr" Jason
Gasbag?"
</nominated text>
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nomination |
30 Mar 2005 07:09:50 AM |
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On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:22:36 -0600, Secular Fundamentalist wrote
(in article <vokk41lqn066udhsnvvhqqj6dpirhcdmck@4ax.com>):
I was working in the lab, late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@mail.com> from the slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise, wrote:
....
<nominated text>
And then I said to God: "Do you do anything besides helping spoiled
professional athletes catch touchdown passes?" to which he replied:
"Who would you hang out with, The Cowboys cheerleaders or "Dr" Jason
Gasbag?"
</nominated text>
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Second.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"I've got a pen and I'm not afraid to use it."-Charles R Ward
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nomination |
03 Apr 2005 06:23:05 PM |
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In article <0001HW.BE70013E002235CEF02845B0@news.central.cox.net>,
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:22:36 -0600, Secular Fundamentalist wrote
(in article <vokk41lqn066udhsnvvhqqj6dpirhcdmck@4ax.com>):
I was working in the lab, late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@mail.com> from the slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise, wrote:
....
<nominated text>
And then I said to God: "Do you do anything besides helping spoiled
professional athletes catch touchdown passes?" to which he replied:
"Who would you hang out with, The Cowboys cheerleaders or "Dr" Jason
Gasbag?"
</nominated text>
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Second.
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Ping: Yang, it's your turn! (was: Re: Prayer for Yang Hu) |
30 Mar 2005 08:32:57 AM |
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In our last episode
<1112161165.715814.117470@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, Yang, AthD (h.c),
Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** pirouetted gracefully and with great
fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <114jflp4gnlb3ec@news.supernews.com>, Jason
Gastrich
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
* Please join me in daily prayer for an atheist/agnostic from
alt.atheism.
Here is a list of 2100 of them. We are on number 28. Link:
http://jcsm.org/1on1/AltAtheismAtheistAgnosticList.htm
Dear Lord,
Bless Yang Hu. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You and trust
Jesus
Christ for salvation.
Let Yang Hu find a great church. Help him to read the Bible and
apply it
to his life.
Thank you for loving Yang Hu. Let him understand You and your
ways.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Yang Hu.
Sincerely,
Jason Gastrich
So, Yang, feeling holy yet?
I just talked to God, and he said since "Dr" Jason "plonked" me, his
prayer is completely worthless.
Holy killfile Batman!
And then I said to God: "Do you do anything besides helping spoiled
professional athletes catch touchdown passes?" to which he replied: "Who
would you hang out with, The Cowboys cheerleaders or "Dr" Jason Gasbag?"
With all those sporting events he has to worry with, no wonder he missed
that tsunami thing...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Ping: Yang, it's your turn! (was: Re: Prayer for Yang Hu) |
29 Mar 2005 08:30:38 PM |
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On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 18:09:27 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <114jflp4gnlb3ec@news.supernews.com>, Jason Gastrich
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
* Please join me in daily prayer for an atheist/agnostic from alt.atheism.
Here is a list of 2100 of them. We are on number 28. Link:
http://jcsm.org/1on1/AltAtheismAtheistAgnosticList.htm
Dear Lord,
Bless Yang Hu. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You and trust Jesus
Christ for salvation.
Let Yang Hu find a great church. Help him to read the Bible and apply it
to his life.
Thank you for loving Yang Hu. Let him understand You and your ways.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Yang Hu.
Sincerely,
Jason Gastrich
So, Yang, feeling holy yet?
Wholly nauseous would be more likely...
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