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05 Dec 2006 11:37:57 PM |
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please help me... i'm a sinner |
i need some help. i know i've screwed up badly, but i just need a
second chance. if anybody would just listen to what i'm saying, maybe i
could get help. i've never touched a bible my entire life, so i don't
even know how to be forgiven by god. i live in shame constantly.. and i
lead an immoral sexual life. i long to be straight, but i just don't
know how i would become straight. could God make me straight? anyway,
i'm writing because today i found out that my sister (only 13) is
pregnant again and will have to have another abortion. it makes me cry
to think about that little blastula with absolutely no chance of the
joy of life. what could i do to persuade her? is it moral to use force
(such as locking her in the basement0 to prevent her from killing her
baby? what will God do to her?
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| User: "GoDrex" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 09:25:33 AM |
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<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
i need some help. i know i've screwed up badly, but i just need a
second chance. if anybody would just listen to what i'm saying, maybe i
could get help. i've never touched a bible my entire life, so i don't
even know how to be forgiven by god. i live in shame constantly.. and i
lead an immoral sexual life. i long to be straight, but i just don't
know how i would become straight. could God make me straight? anyway,
i'm writing because today i found out that my sister (only 13) is
pregnant again and will have to have another abortion. it makes me cry
to think about that little blastula with absolutely no chance of the
joy of life. what could i do to persuade her? is it moral to use force
(such as locking her in the basement0 to prevent her from killing her
baby? what will God do to her?
you and your sister should jump off a cliff
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 12:04:26 AM |
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<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Oh look. A new troll.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 12:27:43 AM |
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Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
if you do not get the humor of baptist baiting, that is not my fault. i
posted the topic so that y'all could get a rise out of the baptists who
responded. of course this is a duplcate thread to the one in the
baptist forum.
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 01:24:20 AM |
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<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165386462.795940.273090@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke!
Hmm.
read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
if you do not get the humor of baptist baiting,
Hmm. Well actually, I don't. Despite the malicious trolling
we receive from numerous theists I don't
support tribalistic antagonism.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 03:06:10 PM |
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<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165386462.795940.273090@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
Deary me, someone needs a nippy nap!
Here you go, darling. Have a cookie.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 09:46:49 AM |
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wrote:
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
< > wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
if you do not get the humor of baptist baiting, that is not my fault. i
posted the topic so that y'all could get a rise out of the baptists who
responded. of course this is a duplcate thread to the one in the
baptist forum.
I don't like baptist baiting. If you want to bait
something? I suggest you go fishing. You sound like you
could use the meditation time. And, just to be pedantic, in
the Baptist newsgroup, you certainly are a troll (even if
you are in denial).
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| User: "L. Raymond" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 12:53:39 AM |
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wrote:
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
< > wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
You posted a stupid, inflammatory message for no other purpose than to
anger a group of people. You are a troll.
if you do not get the humor of baptist baiting, that is not my fault. i
posted the topic so that y'all could get a rise out of the baptists who
responded. of course this is a duplcate thread to the one in the
baptist forum.
First off, there aren't any forums on Usenet, just newsgroups (What is
with all these people who think everything is a web-based forum?!).
Second, a duplicate thread isn't going to be seen by readers of other
newsgroups, not that there's any reason to tell you how a single thread
can be seen in multiple groups since you'd no doubt abuse the process.
Third, the lack of humor in your post is your fault.
I think that covers it all.
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L. Raymond
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 05:08:31 AM |
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In article <1165386462.795940.273090@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
wrote:
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
< > wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
It wasn't that good a joke, dude. Try reading Elroy's stuff and learning
from a master.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
08 Dec 2006 08:00:24 AM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in alt.atheism
p_tyr@yahoo.com wrote:
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
It wasn't that good a joke, dude. Try reading Elroy's stuff and learning
from a master.
<blushing>
A master?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
08 Dec 2006 01:40:59 PM |
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On Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:00:24 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in alt.atheism
p_tyr@yahoo.com wrote:
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
It wasn't that good a joke, dude. Try reading Elroy's stuff and learning
from a master.
<blushing>
A master?
It's true and I should know, having a cutting from Private Eye to that
effect.
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage. Cine To DVD? http://www.video2cd.co.uk
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 03:00:06 AM |
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On 5 Dec 2006 22:27:43 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1165386462.795940.273090@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
< > wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
if you do not get the humor of baptist baiting, that is not my fault. i
posted the topic so that y'all could get a rise out of the baptists who
responded. of course this is a duplcate thread to the one in the
baptist forum.
You are even more childish than I at first imagined.
Grow up.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 09:12:25 AM |
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On Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:27:43 -0800, p_tyr wrote:
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
<p_tyr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Oh look. A new troll.
***** it gentleman! i am not a Fucking troll! it was a joke! read my
other fucking posts if you want to know who i am!
if you do not get the humor of baptist baiting, that is not my fault. i
posted the topic so that y'all could get a rise out of the baptists who
responded. of course this is a duplcate thread to the one in the
baptist forum.
Don't look now but you just admitted to trolling. The original, classic
definition of trying to start an intergroup flame war.
(PS... Usenet does not have "forums")
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Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential of this kind
of world:.... a world in which oil reserves are controlled
by radicals in order to extract blackmail from the West..."
-George Bush
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 12:02:00 AM |
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wrote:
i need some help. i know i've screwed up badly, but i just need a
second chance.
Get in line.
if anybody would just listen to what i'm saying, maybe i
could get help.
Maybe, but helping yourself is a lot more reliable.
i've never touched a bible my entire life, so i don't
even know how to be forgiven by god.
This is the least of your problems, as god is an imaginary
construct.
i live in shame constantly.. and i
lead an immoral sexual life. i long to be straight,
I don't believe that. Perhaps you long to long to be straight.
but i just don't know how i would become straight. could God make me straight?
No. god can't do anything, because it is imaginary.
anyway, i'm writing because today i found out that my sister (only 13) is
pregnant again and will have to have another abortion. it makes me cry
to think about that little blastula with absolutely no chance of the
joy of life.
I agree that this is a sad situation.
what could i do to persuade her? is it moral to use force
(such as locking her in the basement0 to prevent her from killing her
baby?
Hardly.
what will God do to her?
Nothing.
Why not tell your sister that if she delivers the baby, you
will adopt it and raise it as your own child. You seem to
need purpose in your life. Taking full responsibility for
the upbringing of a child is a worthy purpose.
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| User: "Chris H. Fleming" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 08:52:55 AM |
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wrote:
i need some help. i know i've screwed up badly, but i just need a
second chance. if anybody would just listen to what i'm saying, maybe i
could get help. i've never touched a bible my entire life, so i don't
even know how to be forgiven by god. i live in shame constantly.. and i
lead an immoral sexual life. i long to be straight, but i just don't
know how i would become straight. could God make me straight? anyway,
i'm writing because today i found out that my sister (only 13) is
pregnant again and will have to have another abortion. it makes me cry
to think about that little blastula with absolutely no chance of the
joy of life. what could i do to persuade her? is it moral to use force
(such as locking her in the basement0 to prevent her from killing her
baby? what will God do to her?
You could just stop fucking your little sister.
Or use a condom.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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06 Dec 2006 05:06:54 AM |
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In article <1165383477.649199.315490@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
wrote:
i need some help.
Yeah, but not the type that comes from responses in Usenet to trolls.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 12:23:42 AM |
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On 5 Dec 2006 21:37:57 -0800, wrote:
i need some help. i know i've screwed up badly, but i just need a
second chance. if anybody would just listen to what i'm saying, maybe i
could get help. i've never touched a bible my entire life, so i don't
even know how to be forgiven by god. i live in shame constantly.. and i
lead an immoral sexual life. i long to be straight, but i just don't
know how i would become straight. could God make me straight? anyway,
i'm writing because today i found out that my sister (only 13) is
pregnant again and will have to have another abortion. it makes me cry
to think about that little blastula with absolutely no chance of the
joy of life. what could i do to persuade her? is it moral to use force
(such as locking her in the basement0 to prevent her from killing her
baby? what will God do to her?
Probably tell her to *****, troll.
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Tak a#344" |
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06 Dec 2006 12:54:29 AM |
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On Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:37:57 -0800, p_tyr wrote:
: alt.religion.christian.baptist,alt.atheism
Oh come ON! Thats even lame for a starter troll!
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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06 Dec 2006 08:42:14 AM |
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On Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:37:57 -0800, p_tyr wrote:
i need some help. i know i've screwed up badly, but i just need a
second chance. if anybody would just listen to what i'm saying, maybe i
could get help. i've never touched a bible my entire life, so i don't
even know how to be forgiven by god. i live in shame constantly.. and i
lead an immoral sexual life. i long to be straight, but i just don't
know how i would become straight. could God make me straight? anyway,
i'm writing because today i found out that my sister (only 13) is
pregnant again and will have to have another abortion. it makes me cry
to think about that little blastula with absolutely no chance of the
joy of life. what could i do to persuade her? is it moral to use force
(such as locking her in the basement0 to prevent her from killing her
baby? what will God do to her?
Not a very good troll. I'm afraid you're going to have to settle for the
bronze...
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Mark K. Bilbo
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys
on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING
like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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06 Dec 2006 01:09:51 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (p_tyr@yahoo.com) made the
light shine upon us with this:
i need some help. i know i've screwed up badly, but i just need a
second chance. if anybody would just listen to what i'm saying, maybe i
could get help. i've never touched a bible my entire life, so i don't
even know how to be forgiven by god. i live in shame constantly.. and i
lead an immoral sexual life. i long to be straight, but i just don't
know how i would become straight. could God make me straight? anyway,
i'm writing because today i found out that my sister (only 13) is
pregnant again and will have to have another abortion. it makes me cry
to think about that little blastula with absolutely no chance of the
joy of life. what could i do to persuade her? is it moral to use force
(such as locking her in the basement0 to prevent her from killing her
baby? what will God do to her?
Use the Force, Petyr.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: please help me... i'm a sinner |
06 Dec 2006 02:58:59 AM |
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You are quite the lamest troll that I have ever had the misfortune to
read.
Now get off mummy's computer before she gets back and catches you up
after your bed-time.
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