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"stoney" |
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10 Mar 2007 10:00:05 AM |
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Police smile at womans tale of stolen pot plants |
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at womans tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to
report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of
Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many
years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had
again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully
nurtured marijuana plants.
I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things,
the woman told a police communications officer.
Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer
found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft
over the phone.
A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had
also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal
consequences, Lochrie said.
Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said.
2007 The Associated Press
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants |
12 Mar 2007 10:48:49 PM |
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On Mar 10, 12:00 pm, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to
report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of
Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many
years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had
again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully
nurtured marijuana plants.
Hell, there's no excuse for that. Was the poacher too greedy
to be satisfied with a few cuttings?
"I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things,"
the woman told a police communications officer.
Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer
found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft
over the phone.
A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had
also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal
consequences, Lochrie said.
Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said.
Hooray!
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants |
18 Mar 2007 01:04:16 PM |
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On 12 Mar 2007 20:48:49 -0700, "Father Haskell"
<fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Mar 10, 12:00 pm, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to
report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of
Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many
years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had
again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully
nurtured marijuana plants.
Hell, there's no excuse for that. Was the poacher too greedy
to be satisfied with a few cuttings?
Apparently.
"I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things,"
the woman told a police communications officer.
Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer
found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft
over the phone.
A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had
also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal
consequences, Lochrie said.
Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said.
Hooray!
Agreed.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants |
12 Mar 2007 10:49:25 PM |
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On Mar 10, 12:00 pm, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to
report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of
Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many
years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had
again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully
nurtured marijuana plants.
Hell, there's no excuse for that. Was the poacher too greedy
to be satisfied with a few cuttings?
"I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things,"
the woman told a police communications officer.
Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer
found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft
over the phone.
A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had
also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal
consequences, Lochrie said.
Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said.
Hooray!
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| User: "Pangur Ban" |
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11 Mar 2007 09:18:32 AM |
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stoney submitted this idea :
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at woman’s tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to
report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of
Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many
years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had
again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully
nurtured marijuana plants.
“I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things,”
the woman told a police communications officer.
Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer
found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft
over the phone.
A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had
also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal
consequences, Lochrie said.
Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said.
© 2007 The Associated Press
I didn't steal them! Honestly, I didn't!
(*smiling smugly as she sips her mug of special tea.)
--
Pangur Ban
Nemo repente fuit turpissimus.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Police smile at womans tale of stolen pot plants |
18 Mar 2007 01:03:38 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:18:32 -0600, Pangur Ban <Whistleblower@att.net>
wrote in alt.atheism
stoney submitted this idea :
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at womans tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to
report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of
Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many
years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had
again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully
nurtured marijuana plants.
I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things,
the woman told a police communications officer.
Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer
found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft
over the phone.
A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had
also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal
consequences, Lochrie said.
Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said.
2007 The Associated Press
I didn't steal them! Honestly, I didn't!
(*smiling smugly as she sips her mug of special tea.)
heheheh
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants |
10 Mar 2007 06:24:53 PM |
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stoney wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal
weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police
to report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
<snip>
When I was a cop we did "vacation checks". People would let us know when
they would be gone and we'd drive by, rattle doors, look in windows, etc.
One officer was particularly conscientious and peered into a window that was
high and partially blocked by a tree. He saw pot plants and they were
arrested when they returned.
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| User: "towelie" |
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10 Mar 2007 06:56:36 PM |
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Mike Painter wrote:
stoney wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal
weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police
to report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her
North Island home, local media reported.
<snip>
When I was a cop we did "vacation checks". People would let us know
when they would be gone and we'd drive by, rattle doors, look in
windows, etc.
One officer was particularly conscientious and peered into a window
that was high and partially blocked by a tree. He saw pot plants and
they were arrested when they returned.
It saddens me that with all the real crime in this country, that cops waste
time and taxpayer money on trying to eradicate a plant that is at the worst
harmless and best a miracle cure.
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| User: "Tom Moore" |
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10 Mar 2007 08:00:08 PM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:5rKdnS4DNdZVzm7YnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@centurytel.net:
It saddens me that with all the real crime in this country,
that cops waste time and taxpayer money on trying to eradicate
a plant that is at the worst harmless and best a miracle cure.
Smoking dope gives me a 12 hour headache, and I hate the smell of it.
Why should you be able to enjoy something I cannot?
--
http://sitemenu.tom-moore.com/
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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12 Mar 2007 10:44:23 PM |
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On Mar 10, 10:00 pm, Tom Moore <m...@email.com> wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOS...@hotmail.com> wrote innews:5rKdnS4DNdZVzm7YnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@centurytel.net:
It saddens me that with all the real crime in this country,
that cops waste time and taxpayer money on trying to eradicate
a plant that is at the worst harmless and best a miracle cure.
Smoking dope gives me a 12 hour headache, and I hate the smell of it.
Why should you be able to enjoy something I cannot?
--http://sitemenu.tom-moore.com/
Try removing the seeds.
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| User: "towelie" |
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10 Mar 2007 08:36:58 PM |
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Tom Moore wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:5rKdnS4DNdZVzm7YnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@centurytel.net:
It saddens me that with all the real crime in this country,
that cops waste time and taxpayer money on trying to eradicate
a plant that is at the worst harmless and best a miracle cure.
Smoking dope gives me a 12 hour headache, and I hate the smell of it.
Why should you be able to enjoy something I cannot?
Alcohol makes me depressed, suicidal, and makes me throw up the next day.
Ban it. Also, I can't stand the taste of coffee. Ban it too.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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12 Mar 2007 07:38:27 PM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:JfSdnU0Cg_XI9m7YnZ2dnUVZ_u2mnZ2d@centurytel.net:
Tom Moore wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:5rKdnS4DNdZVzm7YnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@centurytel.net:
It saddens me that with all the real crime in this country,
that cops waste time and taxpayer money on trying to eradicate
a plant that is at the worst harmless and best a miracle cure.
Smoking dope gives me a 12 hour headache, and I hate the smell of it.
Why should you be able to enjoy something I cannot?
Alcohol makes me depressed, suicidal, and makes me throw up the next
day. Ban it. Also, I can't stand the taste of coffee. Ban it too.
Sex is messy.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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12 Mar 2007 09:33:23 PM |
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in article Xns98F1C7D40B0C6askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18, Doc Smartass at
gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com wrote on 3/12/07 7:38 PM:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:JfSdnU0Cg_XI9m7YnZ2dnUVZ_u2mnZ2d@centurytel.net:
Tom Moore wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:5rKdnS4DNdZVzm7YnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@centurytel.net:
It saddens me that with all the real crime in this country,
that cops waste time and taxpayer money on trying to eradicate
a plant that is at the worst harmless and best a miracle cure.
Smoking dope gives me a 12 hour headache, and I hate the smell of it.
Why should you be able to enjoy something I cannot?
Alcohol makes me depressed, suicidal, and makes me throw up the next
day. Ban it. Also, I can't stand the taste of coffee. Ban it too.
Sex is messy.
Only if you do it right.
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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11 Mar 2007 03:29:52 PM |
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in article JfSdnU0Cg_XI9m7YnZ2dnUVZ_u2mnZ2d@centurytel.net, towelie at
bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com wrote on 3/10/07 8:36 PM:
Tom Moore wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:5rKdnS4DNdZVzm7YnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@centurytel.net:
It saddens me that with all the real crime in this country,
that cops waste time and taxpayer money on trying to eradicate
a plant that is at the worst harmless and best a miracle cure.
Smoking dope gives me a 12 hour headache, and I hate the smell of it.
Why should you be able to enjoy something I cannot?
Alcohol makes me depressed, suicidal, and makes me throw up the next day.
Ban it. Also, I can't stand the taste of coffee. Ban it too.
Do we really need all these children running around outside, making noise?
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| User: "stoney" |
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18 Mar 2007 01:02:19 PM |
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On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:24:53 -0800, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551129/
Police smile at woman's tale of stolen pot plants
Middle-aged New Zealander cries to constable over theft of illegal
weed
Updated: 8:33 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police
to report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North
Island home, local media reported.
<snip>
When I was a cop we did "vacation checks". People would let us know when
they would be gone and we'd drive by, rattle doors, look in windows, etc.
Yep.
One officer was particularly conscientious and peered into a window that was
high and partially blocked by a tree. He saw pot plants and they were
arrested when they returned.
Occupational hazard. :)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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