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"J Young" |
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22 Jan 2006 10:44:27 PM |
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Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
Thankyou men. Job well done.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2006-01-22-voa21.cfm
Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service
Pope Benedict addressed the Swiss Guard, gathered in Saint Peter's Square.
Pilgrims admired the guards wearing their traditional yellow, blue and red
uniforms. The pope thanked the guards for their service.
The pope said 500 years ago, on January 22, 1506, Pope Julius II welcomed
and blessed the first contingent of Swiss guards, who arrived in Rome to
protect him and the apostolic palace.
Earlier, a special mass was held in the frescoed Sistine Chapel for them and
their families to commemorate the founding anniversary.
During the mass, the Swiss Guard's chaplain said that for the past 500
years, with loyalty and authentic religious spirit, young Swiss men have
crossed the Alps, to offer with enthusiasm, their humble service to the
Vicar of Christ.
The Swiss Guards have protected 42 popes. Today, 110 guards make up the
Vatican army, which is called the smallest and oldest in the world.
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"Honesty, Integrity, Compassion, and Decency"
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 AM |
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"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards. None of that cheek
turning for him, nosir!
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 06:07:01 AM |
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On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
None of that cheek
turning for him, nosir!
The only time Jesus ever turned the other cheek was when the left one
got sore from Simon spanking him.
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| User: "bam" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 08:14:00 AM |
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"Bonnie *****" <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in message
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com...
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
None of that cheek
turning for him, nosir!
The only time Jesus ever turned the other cheek was when the left one
got sore from Simon spanking him.
What a low life punk.
BAM
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| User: "Bonnie B" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 08:20:42 AM |
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On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:14:00 -0500, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "bam"
<mcca5761@bellsouthblahblah.net>
"Bonnie *****" <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in message
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com...
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
None of that cheek
turning for him, nosir!
The only time Jesus ever turned the other cheek was when the left one
got sore from Simon spanking him.
What a low life punk.
Who are you to judge Jesus on the basis of his sex habits?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
24 Jan 2006 03:35:15 PM |
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On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:20:42 -0800, Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:14:00 -0500, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "bam"
<mcca5761@bellsouthblahblah.net>
"Bonnie *****" <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in message
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com...
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
None of that cheek
turning for him, nosir!
The only time Jesus ever turned the other cheek was when the left one
got sore from Simon spanking him.
What a low life punk.
Who are you to judge Jesus on the basis of his sex habits?
Bamella's jealous.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
24 Jan 2006 03:41:21 PM |
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On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 13:35:15 -0800, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of stoney
<stoney@the.net>
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:20:42 -0800, Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:14:00 -0500, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "bam"
<mcca5761@bellsouthblahblah.net>
"Bonnie *****" <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in message
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com...
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
None of that cheek
turning for him, nosir!
The only time Jesus ever turned the other cheek was when the left one
got sore from Simon spanking him.
What a low life punk.
Who are you to judge Jesus on the basis of his sex habits?
Bamella's jealous.
***** happens, even to Ms. McCahill.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
25 Jan 2006 02:32:41 PM |
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On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 13:41:21 -0800, Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 13:35:15 -0800, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of stoney
<stoney@the.net>
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:20:42 -0800, Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:14:00 -0500, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "bam"
<mcca5761@bellsouthblahblah.net>
"Bonnie *****" <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in message
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com...
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
None of that cheek
turning for him, nosir!
The only time Jesus ever turned the other cheek was when the left one
got sore from Simon spanking him.
What a low life punk.
Who are you to judge Jesus on the basis of his sex habits?
Bamella's jealous.
***** happens, even to Ms. McCahill.
Now you've gotten bamella all excited.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 07:04:35 AM |
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Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
pierce
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 07:23:58 AM |
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On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
pierce
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 07:58:04 AM |
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Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:25m9t1999h8t0pji3v28176rrq8g2une7g@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
pierce
Personally I don't care. Jesus was just this dude see and the next thing
you know not only is he a God but his Mother has died and then flies to
heaven.
All of which was arbitrarily voted and decided on.
I really like the Ascention of Mary part. The Pope one day decrees that it
happened because he felt like it was true. There is not a shred of
evidence that it happened but that is Catholicism for you.
But one has to believe that he existed in the first place. It is really
really difficult to believe that Jesus actually existed. Appelonius seems
a more likely Christ but the name doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.
pierce
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
24 Jan 2006 11:58:02 PM |
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"R. Pierce Butler" wrote:
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:25m9t1999h8t0pji3v28176rrq8g2une7g@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
pierce
Personally I don't care. Jesus was just this dude see and the next thing
you know not only is he a God but his Mother has died and then flies to
heaven.
All of which was arbitrarily voted and decided on.
I really like the Ascention of Mary part. The Pope one day decrees that it
happened because he felt like it was true. There is not a shred of
evidence that it happened but that is Catholicism for you.
But one has to believe that he existed in the first place. It is really
really difficult to believe that Jesus actually existed. Appelonius seems
a more likely Christ but the name doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.
Weeeeell it was all done with the best of intentions, simply to attract the
flock of those early times and keep em 'flocking' to the cathedral every
Sunday. I mean, a Jesus that arrived normally and departed same wasn't going
to get too many folks excited now, was it? That 'floating up to heaven' bit
must have 'wowed' them, they could swallow it back then, before we flew our
aircraft up there !
Cheers
Bob
pierce
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| User: "Bonnie B" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 08:22:33 AM |
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On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:58:04 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:25m9t1999h8t0pji3v28176rrq8g2une7g@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
Personally I don't care.
I was just kidding. Hence the emoticons.
Jesus was just this dude see and the next thing
you know not only is he a God but his Mother has died and then flies to
heaven.
All of which was arbitrarily voted and decided on.
I really like the Ascention of Mary part. The Pope one day decrees that it
happened because he felt like it was true. There is not a shred of
evidence that it happened but that is Catholicism for you.
But one has to believe that he existed in the first place. It is really
really difficult to believe that Jesus actually existed. Appelonius seems
a more likely Christ but the name doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.
They could call him Lonnie for short?
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 08:40:19 AM |
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Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:lip9t1taj1ir0n70nvakdhjmbtrdiv7q0q@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:58:04 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:25m9t1999h8t0pji3v28176rrq8g2une7g@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
Personally I don't care.
I was just kidding. Hence the emoticons.
Jesus was just this dude see and the next thing
you know not only is he a God but his Mother has died and then flies to
heaven.
All of which was arbitrarily voted and decided on.
I really like the Ascention of Mary part. The Pope one day decrees that
it happened because he felt like it was true. There is not a shred of
evidence that it happened but that is Catholicism for you.
But one has to believe that he existed in the first place. It is really
really difficult to believe that Jesus actually existed. Appelonius
seems a more likely Christ but the name doesn't roll off the tongue as
nicely.
They could call him Lonnie for short?
Somehow Lonnie Christ doesn't make it either.
Holly Christ is a bit better. Harry Christ is pretty good too.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
25 Jan 2006 12:00:02 AM |
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"R. Pierce Butler" wrote:
Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:lip9t1taj1ir0n70nvakdhjmbtrdiv7q0q@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:58:04 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:25m9t1999h8t0pji3v28176rrq8g2une7g@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
Personally I don't care.
I was just kidding. Hence the emoticons.
Jesus was just this dude see and the next thing
you know not only is he a God but his Mother has died and then flies to
heaven.
All of which was arbitrarily voted and decided on.
I really like the Ascention of Mary part. The Pope one day decrees that
it happened because he felt like it was true. There is not a shred of
evidence that it happened but that is Catholicism for you.
But one has to believe that he existed in the first place. It is really
really difficult to believe that Jesus actually existed. Appelonius
seems a more likely Christ but the name doesn't roll off the tongue as
nicely.
They could call him Lonnie for short?
Somehow Lonnie Christ doesn't make it either.
Holly Christ is a bit better. Harry Christ is pretty good too.
'Charlie Christ'?
No, definitely not, 'won't sell'
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| User: "Bonnie B" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service |
23 Jan 2006 02:03:53 PM |
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On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 14:40:19 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:lip9t1taj1ir0n70nvakdhjmbtrdiv7q0q@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:58:04 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:25m9t1999h8t0pji3v28176rrq8g2une7g@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
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Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
Personally I don't care.
I was just kidding. Hence the emoticons.
Jesus was just this dude see and the next thing
you know not only is he a God but his Mother has died and then flies to
heaven.
All of which was arbitrarily voted and decided on.
I really like the Ascention of Mary part. The Pope one day decrees that
it happened because he felt like it was true. There is not a shred of
evidence that it happened but that is Catholicism for you.
But one has to believe that he existed in the first place. It is really
really difficult to believe that Jesus actually existed. Appelonius
seems a more likely Christ but the name doesn't roll off the tongue as
nicely.
They could call him Lonnie for short?
Somehow Lonnie Christ doesn't make it either.
Just add a silent Y to the surname, and everyone will mispronounce it
AND think it's some drag queen. You couldn't ask for better publicity.
Holly Christ is a bit better. Harry Christ is pretty good too.
How about Anita Mann, Bang-Bang LaDesch, or Bertha Venation?
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Bonnie B wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 14:40:19 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:lip9t1taj1ir0n70nvakdhjmbtrdiv7q0q@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:58:04 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:25m9t1999h8t0pji3v28176rrq8g2une7g@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:04:35 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie ***** <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:ulh9t1h8dut6vsq70us736kd059kp8mh6b@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:41:08 -0600, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Denis
Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com...
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Because after all, Jesus kept 12 armed bodyguards.
Boyfriends, honey. Boyfriends.
And one girlfriend. See the Gospel according to Mary Magdeline.
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still makes Jesus a big ole homo. <g>
Of course one has to believe that Jesus actually existed.
Ok, then --
Honey, that 12 to 1 ratio still allegedly makes alleged Jesus a big
ole homo.
Happy? <g>
Personally I don't care.
I was just kidding. Hence the emoticons.
Jesus was just this dude see and the next thing
you know not only is he a God but his Mother has died and then flies to
heaven.
All of which was arbitrarily voted and decided on.
I really like the Ascention of Mary part. The Pope one day decrees that
it happened because he felt like it was true. There is not a shred of
evidence that it happened but that is Catholicism for you.
But one has to believe that he existed in the first place. It is really
really difficult to believe that Jesus actually existed. Appelonius
seems a more likely Christ but the name doesn't roll off the tongue as
nicely.
They could call him Lonnie for short?
Somehow Lonnie Christ doesn't make it either.
Just add a silent Y to the surname, and everyone will mispronounce it
AND think it's some drag queen. You couldn't ask for better publicity.
Holly Christ is a bit better. Harry Christ is pretty good too.
How about Anita Mann, Bang-Bang LaDesch, or Bertha Venation?
I wonder whether my namesake realises just how much fun we get out of his
silly posts !?
Bob Young
humanist Brit.
Hong Kong
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25 Jan 2006 02:31:44 PM |
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On 25 Jan 2006 00:01:02 -0600, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
Bonnie B wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 14:40:19 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "R. Pierce
Butler" <spamsucks@google.com>
Bonnie B <bonnieb@fifismaxi.pad> wrote in
news:lip9t1taj1ir0n70nvakdhjmbtrdiv7q0q@fe05.buzzardnews.com:
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Somehow Lonnie Christ doesn't make it either.
Just add a silent Y to the surname, and everyone will mispronounce it
AND think it's some drag queen. You couldn't ask for better publicity.
Holly Christ is a bit better. Harry Christ is pretty good too.
How about Anita Mann, Bang-Bang LaDesch, or Bertha Venation?
I wonder whether my namesake realises just how much fun we get out of his
silly posts !?
It terminally eludes him just as reality does.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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23 Jan 2006 05:28:06 PM |
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"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in news:lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-
hg@giganews.com:
Subject: Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service
....because pedophiles need protectin'.
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
Keep THOR in THURSDAY!
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23 Jan 2006 08:31:47 AM |
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In <lP-dnRdD__uXwkneRVn-hg@giganews.com>, "J Young"
<youngopinions@aol.com> wrote:
Thankyou men. Job well done.
Since god can't protect him, I guess somebody has to...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
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http://www.nola.com
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23 Jan 2006 09:56:30 AM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, J Young poured fuel on the fire with
the following:
Thankyou men. Job well done.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2006-01-22-voa21.cfm
Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service
Yawwwwn.
Does Benny have a choice? Would Benny bite the hand that feeds him?
Regards,
Josef
Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.
-- Carl Gustav Jung
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| User: "stoney" |
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24 Jan 2006 03:36:03 PM |
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On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:56:30 -0500, Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in alt.atheism
In a message sent 'round the world, J Young poured fuel on the fire with
the following:
Thankyou men. Job well done.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2006-01-22-voa21.cfm
Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service
Yawwwwn.
Does Benny have a choice? Would Benny bite the hand that feeds him?
In the blink of an eye. He is a Christian after all.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Richo" |
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22 Jan 2006 11:11:45 PM |
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J Young wrote:
Thankyou men. Job well done.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2006-01-22-voa21.cfm
Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service
That's about the least interesting bit of "news" I have heard in 40
years.
I thought "Princess Dianna wears a pretty dress" was incredibly
uninteresting but you have bested it!
Mark.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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23 Jan 2006 07:48:45 AM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and "J Young"
<youngopinions@aol.com> posting the following on Sun, 22 Jan 2006
23:44:27 -0500 iin alt.atheism?
Thankyou men. Job well done.
You realize that the Pope turned to Swiss mercenaries because he
didn't trust his own army, right?
Yes, the Pope had an army. Pretty big one. Look up the "Papal
States."
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Parsifal" |
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23 Jan 2006 12:45:00 AM |
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Which "job"?
Poor J Young... you couldn't find anything more interesting than that?
And why on earth would you think a discussion group called
"alt.atheism" have the slightest interest in this piece of information?
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25 Jan 2006 02:36:31 PM |
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Who the ***** cares?
On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 23:44:27 -0500, "J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com>
wrote:
Thankyou men. Job well done.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2006-01-22-voa21.cfm
Pope Benedict Honors Swiss Guards 500 Years of Service
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