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"Fred Stone" |
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12 Aug 2005 05:47:10 PM |
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Pope Benedict's New Mass |
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals
to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals
to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper
that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from
the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing
to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best
for the cause by editing a newspaper."
Robert E. Lee
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
12 Aug 2005 06:46:27 PM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
12 Aug 2005 09:11:54 PM |
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On 12 Aug 2005 16:46:27 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
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I'd even go to church if they gave away free beer!
If there are any church officials wondering how to boost falling
attendance, there's your answer.
You'd get atheists flocking in droves...
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
12 Aug 2005 11:25:19 PM |
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On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:41:54 +0930, Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On 12 Aug 2005 16:46:27 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
:
I'd even go to church if they gave away free beer!
If there are any church officials wondering how to boost falling
attendance, there's your answer.
You'd get atheists flocking in droves...
Not so much.
I *wouldn't* even go to church if they gave away free beer.
Not unless "church" was a purely nudge-nudge, wink-wink sort of church,
and Moe was the pastor. (Simpson's, not Stooges.)
--
/Apostate
alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
e-mail to lower-case only
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
13 Aug 2005 12:40:11 PM |
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Apostate wrote:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:41:54 +0930, Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On 12 Aug 2005 16:46:27 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
:
I'd even go to church if they gave away free beer!
If there are any church officials wondering how to boost falling
attendance, there's your answer.
You'd get atheists flocking in droves...
Not so much.
I *wouldn't* even go to church if they gave away free beer.
Not unless "church" was a purely nudge-nudge, wink-wink sort of church,
and Moe was the pastor. (Simpson's, not Stooges.)
Amanda Hugginkiss? Is there Amanda Hugginkiss? <g>
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
13 Aug 2005 02:07:13 PM |
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On 13 Aug 2005 10:40:11 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com> wrote:
Apostate wrote:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:41:54 +0930, Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On 12 Aug 2005 16:46:27 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
:
I'd even go to church if they gave away free beer!
If there are any church officials wondering how to boost falling
attendance, there's your answer.
You'd get atheists flocking in droves...
Not so much.
I *wouldn't* even go to church if they gave away free beer.
Not unless "church" was a purely nudge-nudge, wink-wink sort of church,
and Moe was the pastor. (Simpson's, not Stooges.)
Amanda Hugginkiss? Is there Amanda Hugginkiss? <g>
"Hugh Jass? Do I have a Hugh Jass?
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
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/Apostate
alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
e-mail to lower-case only
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
15 Aug 2005 08:41:56 AM |
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Apostate wrote:
On 13 Aug 2005 10:40:11 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com> wrote:
Apostate wrote:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:41:54 +0930, Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On 12 Aug 2005 16:46:27 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
:
I'd even go to church if they gave away free beer!
If there are any church officials wondering how to boost falling
attendance, there's your answer.
You'd get atheists flocking in droves...
Not so much.
I *wouldn't* even go to church if they gave away free beer.
Not unless "church" was a purely nudge-nudge, wink-wink sort of church,
and Moe was the pastor. (Simpson's, not Stooges.)
Amanda Hugginkiss? Is there Amanda Hugginkiss? <g>
"Hugh Jass? Do I have a Hugh Jass?
"Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everyone, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!"
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"It is necessary to the happiness of man that he be
mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not
consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists
in professing to believe what one does not believe. It
is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may
so express it, that mental lying has produced in society.
When man has so far corrupted and prostituted the
chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional
belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared
himself for the commission of every other crime."
- Thomas Paine, "The Age of Reason"
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| User: "Katt." |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
15 Aug 2005 05:03:17 PM |
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http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
*****
"The Mass-Produced Lager is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Beverage VI
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
13 Aug 2005 12:14:09 AM |
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On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:25:19 -0400, Apostate
<apostate.invalid.still@yeehaw.org> wrote:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:41:54 +0930, Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On 12 Aug 2005 16:46:27 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
:
I'd even go to church if they gave away free beer!
If there are any church officials wondering how to boost falling
attendance, there's your answer.
You'd get atheists flocking in droves...
Not so much.
I *wouldn't* even go to church if they gave away free beer.
Not unless "church" was a purely nudge-nudge, wink-wink sort of church,
and Moe was the pastor. (Simpson's, not Stooges.)
I suppose everyone has their price.
Mine just happens to be lower than yours!
"Church of the Seven Day Bartenders"
Hmmm... has possibilities.
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
13 Aug 2005 01:25:28 AM |
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On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 14:44:09 +0930, Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:25:19 -0400, Apostate
<apostate.invalid.still@yeehaw.org> wrote:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:41:54 +0930, Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On 12 Aug 2005 16:46:27 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Now *there's* a religion I'd consider..Oktoberfest every sunday!
:
I'd even go to church if they gave away free beer!
If there are any church officials wondering how to boost falling
attendance, there's your answer.
You'd get atheists flocking in droves...
Not so much.
I *wouldn't* even go to church if they gave away free beer.
Not unless "church" was a purely nudge-nudge, wink-wink sort of church,
and Moe was the pastor. (Simpson's, not Stooges.)
I suppose everyone has their price.
Mine just happens to be lower than yours!
I reckon.
"Church of the Seven Day Bartenders"
Hmmm... has possibilities.
The Church of Always On The House has a certain ring to it.
--
/Apostate
alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
e-mail to lower-case only
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
13 Aug 2005 12:11:53 AM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
The pretzel is a clear showing of disrespect for Bush, you little
liberal you!
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
13 Aug 2005 06:47:05 AM |
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Olrik <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com> wrote in news:vifLe.57932$pX4.695294
@weber.videotron.net:
Fred Stone wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
The pretzel is a clear showing of disrespect for Bush, you little
liberal you!
:-)
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals
to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals
to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper
that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from
the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing
to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best
for the cause by editing a newspaper."
Robert E. Lee
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Benedict's New Mass |
15 Aug 2005 09:40:58 PM |
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In article <1123886830.7fbf3b3c586686c6179a5eef8478ef78@teranews>, Fred
Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote:
The New Mass
http://www.professorbainbridge.com/2005/08/this_is_just_wr.html
Heh-heh.
All of a sudden Duke's delusions don't seem so far-fetched.
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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