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"Kenny Leong" |
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03 Apr 2005 11:47:00 PM |
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pope mobile |
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right? I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
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| User: "Kermit" |
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| Title: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 01:38:16 AM |
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"Kenny Leong" <kenny_tm_leong@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:29154d7c.0504031547.7b9435c8@posting.google.com...
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right? I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
I have heard and read that the poop believed that the bullet missed his
heart because mary guided the bullet away . Makes u wonder why she didnt
just stop it in mid air and avoid him altogether...anyway. If this is the
case why did he need a bullet proof car ? .. wasnt the protection of an
almighty god enuf against mere humans ?
Steve
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| User: "Kenny Leong" |
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| Title: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 11:20:14 AM |
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"Kermit" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<425098e0$1_1@127.0.0.1>...
"Kenny Leong" <kenny_tm_leong@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:29154d7c.0504031547.7b9435c8@posting.google.com...
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right? I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
I have heard and read that the poop believed that the bullet missed his
heart because mary guided the bullet away . Makes u wonder why she didnt
just stop it in mid air and avoid him altogether...anyway. If this is the
case why did he need a bullet proof car ? .. wasnt the protection of an
almighty god enuf against mere humans ?
Steve
True....and if god was so 'cool' and powerful, then he/she/it wouldn't
have chosen to drown a hundred thousand folks using his/her/its
perfectly planned, perfectly designed (and thus predetermined)
tsunami. And also wouldn't have allowed those crazy towel-heads to
carry out their low-life attacks on the WTC.
Kenny
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 02:15:43 PM |
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Kermit wrote:
"Kenny Leong" <kenny_tm_leong@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:29154d7c.0504031547.7b9435c8@posting.google.com...
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right? I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
I have heard and read that the poop believed that the bullet missed
his
heart because mary guided the bullet away . Makes u wonder why she
didnt
just stop it in mid air and avoid him altogether...anyway. If this is
the
case why did he need a bullet proof car ? .. wasnt the protection of
an
almighty god enuf against mere humans ?
Yeah, well, he sort of pissed her off after that. You see he *did
complain about her not actually stopping the bullet while he was in the
hospital. After that he showed good sense in getting the popemobile.
The next time she was likely to *direct the bullet to his heart. You
know - no fury like a woman scorned.
jwk
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| User: "Witziges Rätsel" |
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| Title: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 02:25:50 PM |
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The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right? I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
IIRC, in the tale, Jesus could ride two donkeys at
once - a grown one and a colt. Maybe he liked a little
***** on the side.
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 01:09:03 PM |
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Kenny Leong wrote:
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right?
No, it's a modified Range Rover, if you mean the strange looking thing
with the tower built on the back.
http://www.comcen.com.au/~blumx/Lrov13a.jpg
When they were made, they really were British, there have been a number
of swaps and buyouts since then so not sure who owns them now, might
even be merc, but wasn't when they were built
I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 02:16:42 PM |
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The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Martin
<martin_nospam@btinternet.com>,who intoned thus:
Kenny Leong wrote:
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right?
No, it's a modified Range Rover, if you mean the strange looking thing
with the tower built on the back.
http://www.comcen.com.au/~blumx/Lrov13a.jpg
When they were made, they really were British, there have been a number
of swaps and buyouts since then so not sure who owns them now, might
even be merc, but wasn't when they were built
Actually, Ford now own Land Rover. They still make the Range Rover.
I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
On a tour of New Zealand, the Pope took a couple of days off his
itinerary to visit the wild east coast near Gisborne on an impromptu
sightseeing trip.
His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the golden sands when there was
an enormous commotion heard just off the headland.
They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Pope
noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a green and gold
football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws
of a twenty foot shark.
At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing All Black
football tops roared into view from around the point.
Spontaneously, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the
shark's ribs, immobilising it instantly.
The other two reached out and pulled the Aussie from the water and
then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi conscious man into the speed boat
along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat, when
they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was of course the Pope,
and he summoned them to the beach.
Upon them reaching the shore the Pope went into raptures about the
rescue and said: "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had
heard that there were some racist xenophobic people trying to divide
Australia & New Zealand, but, now I have seen with my own eyes this is
not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example
of racial harmony and could serve as a model on which other nations
could follow."
He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.
As he departed, the harpoonist asked the others: "Who was that???!"
"That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope.
He is in direct contact with God and has access to all God's
wisdom.""Well," the harpoonist replied, "he knows f*#k all about shark
hunting. How's that bait holding up or do we need to get another one?"
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 03:23:44 AM |
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On 03 Apr 2005, Kenny Leong dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right? I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
Jesus rides a Harley.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "James" |
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| Title: Re: pope mobile |
04 Apr 2005 04:46:45 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 03 Apr 2005, Kenny Leong dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
The pope mobile is a Mercedes Benz right? I wonder if 'jesus' or
'moses' would have wanted to meet and greet his people in the best
chariot of their time.
Jesus rides a Harley.
Nah, Jesus likes it Japanese.
--
James B, former monkey #4,567,000,000
aa #944
"Hence the greatest crimes have been found, in many instances,
compatible with a superstitious piety and devotion: Hence, it
is justly regarded as unsafe to draw any certain inference in
favour of a man's morals from the fervour or strictness of his
religious exercises, even though he himself believe them sincere."
-David Hume, "The Natural History of Religion"
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