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"quibbler" |
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02 Apr 2005 04:05:38 AM |
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Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
Oops, that was a typo. The pope was not nominated for the Nobel *Peace*
Prize, but the Nobel Piece-Of-***** prize. The pope is definitely a
piece-of-*****, so he should win that one hands down :))
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "goo goo" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
02 Apr 2005 04:21:46 AM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cb7c7fff03950d69897cf@aioe.cjb.net...
Oops, that was a typo. The pope was not nominated for the Nobel *Peace*
Prize, but the Nobel Piece-Of-***** prize. The pope is definitely a
piece-of-*****, so he should win that one hands down :))
<plonk>
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
04 Apr 2005 04:02:26 PM |
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On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 23:21:46 -0500, "goo goo"
<lastenospam@deadwood.com> wrote:
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cb7c7fff03950d69897cf@aioe.cjb.net...
Oops, that was a typo. The pope was not nominated for the Nobel *Peace*
Prize, but the Nobel Piece-Of-***** prize. The pope is definitely a
piece-of-*****, so he should win that one hands down :))
<plonk>
(sigh) Look at the posting date.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "The Arch Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
02 Apr 2005 05:23:40 AM |
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On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 23:21:46 -0500, "goo goo"
<lastenospam@deadwood.com> wrote:
news:MPG.1cb7c7fff03950d69897cf@aioe.cjb.net...
Oops, that was a typo. The pope was not nominated for the Nobel *Peace*
Prize, but the Nobel Piece-Of-***** prize. The pope is definitely a
piece-of-*****, so he should win that one hands down :))
<plonk>
Come on now, it's a joyous occasion. For both catholics and atheists
alike! For caths because he's going to heaven, and for atheists,
because the genocidal fuckwad is ice cold!
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
02 Apr 2005 06:07:31 PM |
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On 01 Apr 2005, The Arch Atheist dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 23:21:46 -0500, "goo goo"
<lastenospam@deadwood.com> wrote:
news:MPG.1cb7c7fff03950d69897cf@aioe.cjb.net...
Oops, that was a typo. The pope was not nominated for the Nobel
*Peace* Prize, but the Nobel Piece-Of-***** prize. The pope is
definitely a piece-of-*****, so he should win that one hands down :))
<plonk>
Come on now, it's a joyous occasion. For both catholics and atheists
alike! For caths because he's going to heaven, and for atheists,
because the genocidal fuckwad is ice cold!
Soon to be replaced by yet another genocidal fuckwad, of course.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "The Arch Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
03 Apr 2005 04:20:10 AM |
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On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 12:07:31 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
Soon to be replaced by yet another genocidal fuckwad, of course.
Of course. It would be paradise without them, which would negate the
point of religion, sin, and afterlife.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
04 Apr 2005 03:59:54 PM |
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On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 06:20:10 +0200, The Arch Atheist
<popeundercover@holysee.va> wrote:
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 12:07:31 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
Soon to be replaced by yet another genocidal fuckwad, of course.
Of course. It would be paradise without them, which would negate the
point of religion, sin, and afterlife.
Which has no point anyway.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "MM" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
02 Apr 2005 12:01:52 PM |
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let him rest in *Peace* !
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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02 Apr 2005 06:11:10 PM |
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On 02 Apr 2005, MM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
let him rest in *Peace* !
Why do people say that? Is that all they do in heaven? Rest in peace? I
figure a dude like the poop will have his work cut out for him.
Or maybe this is a tacit acceptance by even the religious that there is no
afterlife, that you wink out, forever sleep.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Darklady" |
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04 Apr 2005 12:58:14 AM |
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On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 12:11:10 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 02 Apr 2005, MM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
let him rest in *Peace* !
Why do people say that? Is that all they do in heaven? Rest in peace? I
figure a dude like the poop will have his work cut out for him.
Or maybe this is a tacit acceptance by even the religious that there is no
afterlife, that you wink out, forever sleep.
I suspect it was a charm said in the hopes that the dead would
remain dead and not rise from the grave.
And no, I'm not joking.
-- Darklady
http://www.darklady.com
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org
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| User: "arjay" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
04 Apr 2005 08:18:49 AM |
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On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 17:58:14 -0700, Darklady <darklady@darklady.com>
wrote:
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 12:11:10 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 02 Apr 2005, MM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
let him rest in *Peace* !
Why do people say that? Is that all they do in heaven? Rest in peace? I
figure a dude like the poop will have his work cut out for him.
Or maybe this is a tacit acceptance by even the religious that there is no
afterlife, that you wink out, forever sleep.
I suspect it was a charm said in the hopes that the dead would
remain dead and not rise from the grave.
And no, I'm not joking.
But, especially WRT a dead Pope, the charm may be the expression of a
wish that no one dig him up and excommunicate him.
There's precedent for that, remember.
arjay
Ubi dubium ibi libertas
-- Darklady
http://www.darklady.com
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
04 Apr 2005 04:01:31 PM |
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On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 14:01:52 +0200, MM <stefan@poczta.onet.pl> wrote:
let him rest in *Peace* !
Sure. Hell resounds with the dulcet screams of JPII.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
02 Apr 2005 12:20:19 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
Oops, that was a typo. The pope was not nominated for the Nobel
*Peace*
Prize, but the Nobel Piece-Of-***** prize. The pope is definitely a
piece-of-*****, so he should win that one hands down :))
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And your posting date was April the first.
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Nominated For Peace Prize |
02 Apr 2005 02:17:53 PM |
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In article <1112444419.100080.284330@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
samir.ribic@alemsistem.com.ba says...
quibbler wrote:
Oops, that was a typo. The pope was not nominated for the Nobel
*Peace*
Prize, but the Nobel Piece-Of-***** prize. The pope is definitely a
piece-of-*****, so he should win that one hands down :))
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And your posting date was April the first.
Which was why I thought suckers would believe that the Pope had been
nominated for a "Peace Prize". It's all in keeping with the
tradition of jokes on the first of April, which I believe was
originally a time for ridiculing rival religious faiths.
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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