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"Meteorite Debris" |
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09 Apr 2005 04:27:19 AM |
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Pope not dead - now being seen all over the world |
EAP. Rome April 9 2005: In spite of a funeral attended by hundreds of
thousands and watched by hundreds of million live on TV including
800,000 at one public gathering in Krakow reports are coming in from
around the world of sightings of the pontiff in an apparently healthy
state and a radiant smile.
People walking home from the public funeral gathering reported seeing
Pope John Paul in side streets. Reports are that he smiled radiantly
and placed his arm over one woman's tear soaked shoulder. The woman
who wants to be known only as Anastasica said she simply felt heavenly
in his presence and she felt her grief lift. "I am going to put this
sweater in a glass case for ever. It has been touched by a saint".
In the Giza strip in Tokyo several Japanese Christians reportedly saw
the pope. The two girls concerned bowed to him Japanese style. In
response the pope smiled and waved his hand. "We were just so happy to
see him the two girls said. "He knew we were awfully grieved and he
comforted us even though we were in his presence for just seconds.
Reports are coming in from Hong Kong, Manila, Baghdad, Dublin to Rome
itself. Hundred of reports are coming of papal sightings from the
narrow streets around the Vatican. On one of the chartered trains from
Rome to Warsaw sighting were reported. Old actors who knew Karol in
his younger days have also reported visitations from their old friend.
And John Paul has not been limited to the ground. In LA Durt Handorft
said he did not see the funeral as he was flying back from New York
but at the appointed time found himself thinking of the pope and tears
welled up in his eyes. But on his way to the toilet the pope in all
his vestments was sitting in a spare seat. Durt said "I just felt so
much better". "I knew he was going to a much better place and that
there was no reason to feel sad and I know I'm going where to
where he's going". "As far as I am concerned John Paul is going to be
bigger than Elvis" Durt enthused.
--
rot13
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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| User: "Kenny Leong" |
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| Title: Re: Pope not dead - now being seen all over the world |
09 Apr 2005 10:27:42 AM |
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Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> wrote in message news:<MPG.1cc1e185a754be098a0fc@news.optusnet.com.au>...
EAP. Rome April 9 2005: In spite of a funeral attended by hundreds of
thousands and watched by hundreds of million live on TV including
800,000 at one public gathering in Krakow reports are coming in from
around the world of sightings of the pontiff in an apparently healthy
state and a radiant smile.
People walking home from the public funeral gathering reported seeing
Pope John Paul in side streets. Reports are that he smiled radiantly
and placed his arm over one woman's tear soaked shoulder. The woman
who wants to be known only as Anastasica said she simply felt heavenly
in his presence and she felt her grief lift. "I am going to put this
sweater in a glass case for ever. It has been touched by a saint".
In the Giza strip in Tokyo several Japanese Christians reportedly saw
the pope. The two girls concerned bowed to him Japanese style. In
response the pope smiled and waved his hand. "We were just so happy to
see him the two girls said. "He knew we were awfully grieved and he
comforted us even though we were in his presence for just seconds.
Reports are coming in from Hong Kong, Manila, Baghdad, Dublin to Rome
itself. Hundred of reports are coming of papal sightings from the
narrow streets around the Vatican. On one of the chartered trains from
Rome to Warsaw sighting were reported. Old actors who knew Karol in
his younger days have also reported visitations from their old friend.
And John Paul has not been limited to the ground. In LA Durt Handorft
said he did not see the funeral as he was flying back from New York
but at the appointed time found himself thinking of the pope and tears
welled up in his eyes. But on his way to the toilet the pope in all
his vestments was sitting in a spare seat. Durt said "I just felt so
much better". "I knew he was going to a much better place and that
there was no reason to feel sad and I know I'm going where to
where he's going". "As far as I am concerned John Paul is going to be
bigger than Elvis" Durt enthused.
--
rot13
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
I wonder what kind of drugs these folks were on? Might have to lock them all up.
Kenny
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Pope not dead - now being seen all over the world |
09 Apr 2005 09:13:14 AM |
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Meteorite Debris wrote:
EAP. Rome April 9 2005: In spite of a funeral attended by hundreds of
thousands and watched by hundreds of million live on TV including
800,000 at one public gathering in Krakow reports are coming in from
around the world of sightings of the pontiff in an apparently healthy
state and a radiant smile.
NOTICE TO ALL EAC OFFICERS FROM THE MAD DOG TEXAS HOLDING FACILITY.
Heads are going to roll ladies and gentlemen. Elvis escaped three nights ago
and he had his gold lame outfit. He may have stolen a pointed hat we had
around from last Halloween. He said he was going to Rome for a pizza.
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