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Religions > Atheism |
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"Andy Mulcahy" |
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02 Apr 2005 11:23:47 PM |
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Pope Paul 11 |
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue skies to the land of
angels.
Here he will live in total ecstasy in the perfect heaven above, savoring the unspeakable joy
of Eden, enraptured by the sheer exhilaration of life immortal, overcome by the sweet essence of
paradise itself. Safe now in the kingdom of glory, resting in Shakespear's "treasury of everlasting
joy" he can devote himself to praise and prayer, exult in the flawless perfection of the universe
and experience the indescribable exuberance of eternal salvation.
Free now, his soul glistening in the golden glow of glory, he can celebrate the
righteousness of his cause- and perhaps, in his beautiful benevolence, even pray for all those he
sent ahead- the women who died in childbirth, the men who died of aids.
Cheers
Monist
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This is not a dress rehearsal. This is the only
world you will ever know and this is the only
life you will ever have. Seize the Day.
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| User: "Clayton Bush City Limits" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 01:09:20 AM |
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"Andy Mulcahy" <monist@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:o4au41dqh9u0bdjr33uur7oimdvp366i22@4ax.com...
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should
remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue
skies to the land of
angels.
"Blue Eagle to base....you're not going to believe what we saw flying past
at 60 000 feet"
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 08:06:38 AM |
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In article <424f4149$0$5190$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"Clayton Bush City Limits" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote:
"Andy Mulcahy" <monist@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:o4au41dqh9u0bdjr33uur7oimdvp366i22@4ax.com...
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should
remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue
skies to the land of
angels.
"Blue Eagle to base....you're not going to believe what we saw flying past
at 60 000 feet"
"ISS to ground. Houston, we have a problem. There's this old guy
wandering around outside. He looks lost."
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Mani Deli" |
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| Title: science |
16 Apr 2005 10:26:42 PM |
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science, while it diminishes our cosmic pretensions, enormously
increases our terrestrial comfort. That is why, in spite of the horror
of the theologians, science has on the whole been tolerated.
..Bertrand Russell
As science advances religion retreats.
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| User: "David V." |
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| Title: Re: science |
17 Apr 2005 05:49:02 AM |
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Mani Deli wrote:
science, while it diminishes our cosmic pretensions,
enormously increases our terrestrial comfort. That is why, in
spite of the horror of the theologians, science has on the
whole been tolerated. .Bertrand Russell
As science advances religion retreats.
Does it retreat? It seems more like it just develops thicker armor.
--
Dave
.....If you are open to the point of gullibility and have not an
ounce of skeptical sense in you, then you cannot distinguish
the useful ideas from the worthless ones - Carl Sagan, 1987.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 02:46:48 AM |
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On 02 Apr 2005, Clayton Bush City Limits dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
"Andy Mulcahy" <monist@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:o4au41dqh9u0bdjr33uur7oimdvp366i22@4ax.com...
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should
remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the
blue
skies to the land of
angels.
"Blue Eagle to base....you're not going to believe what we saw flying
past at 60 000 feet"
The Popemobile has wings now.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
07 Apr 2005 02:18:07 AM |
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On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 11:09:20 +1000, "Clayton Bush City Limits"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote:
"Andy Mulcahy" <monist@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:o4au41dqh9u0bdjr33uur7oimdvp366i22@4ax.com...
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should
remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue
skies to the land of
angels.
"Blue Eagle to base....you're not going to believe what we saw flying past
at 60 000 feet"
and entering the Hell Tube.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 01:57:39 AM |
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"Andy Mulcahy" <monist@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:o4au41dqh9u0bdjr33uur7oimdvp366i22@4ax.com...
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should
remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue
skies to the land of
angels.
Here he will live in total ecstasy in the perfect heaven above, savoring
the unspeakable joy
of Eden, enraptured by the sheer exhilaration of life immortal, overcome
by the sweet essence of
paradise itself. Safe now in the kingdom of glory, resting in Shakespear's
"treasury of everlasting
joy" he can devote himself to praise and prayer, exult in the flawless
perfection of the universe
and experience the indescribable exuberance of eternal salvation.
Free now, his soul glistening in the golden glow of glory, he can
celebrate the
righteousness of his cause- and perhaps, in his beautiful benevolence,
even pray for all those he
sent ahead- the women who died in childbirth, the men who died of aids.
Cheers
Monist
===========================================
This is not a dress rehearsal. This is the only
world you will ever know and this is the only
life you will ever have. Seize the Day.
The problem is, as horrible and inhuman as he was, his replacement
will probably be even worse.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 08:08:55 AM |
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In article <Remdnc39Xb0W0NLfRVn-3A@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"Andy Mulcahy" <monist@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:o4au41dqh9u0bdjr33uur7oimdvp366i22@4ax.com...
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should
remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue
skies to the land of
angels.
Here he will live in total ecstasy in the perfect heaven above, savoring
the unspeakable joy
of Eden, enraptured by the sheer exhilaration of life immortal, overcome
by the sweet essence of
paradise itself. Safe now in the kingdom of glory, resting in Shakespear's
"treasury of everlasting
joy" he can devote himself to praise and prayer, exult in the flawless
perfection of the universe
and experience the indescribable exuberance of eternal salvation.
Free now, his soul glistening in the golden glow of glory, he can
celebrate the
righteousness of his cause- and perhaps, in his beautiful benevolence,
even pray for all those he
sent ahead- the women who died in childbirth, the men who died of aids.
Cheers
Monist
===========================================
This is not a dress rehearsal. This is the only
world you will ever know and this is the only
life you will ever have. Seize the Day.
The problem is, as horrible and inhuman as he was, his replacement
will probably be even worse.
I think that you are right. Many of the Cardinals didn't think that he
was conservative enough.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "David V." |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 08:09:17 AM |
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Andy Mulcahy wrote:
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock
Shock that an old, sick, man died?
and grief
Only to those that cared. Most of the world didn't.
but we should remember that now that he has passed from the
troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue skies
to the land of angels.
No, he's going to decay in a box like the rest of us... that is
unless one gets cremated.
--
Dave
.....If you are open to the point of gullibility and have not an
ounce of skeptical sense in you, then you cannot distinguish
the useful ideas from the worthless ones - Carl Sagan, 1987.
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| User: "John Brockbank" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 06:17:11 PM |
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< "David V."
No, he's going to decay in a box like the rest of us... that is
unless one gets cremated >
Well, think about what happens if he was right and God exists. JP'll be
pretty annoyed sitting on his cloud with his harp watching the Muslim
bombers having fun with their virgins.
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| User: "David V." |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
04 Apr 2005 03:05:34 AM |
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John Brockbank wrote:
< "David V." No, he's going to decay in a box like the rest of
us... that is unless one gets cremated >
Well, think about what happens if he was right and God exists.
JP'll be pretty annoyed sitting on his cloud with his harp
watching the Muslim bombers having fun with their virgins.
The problem is that any Muslim wouldn't be having any fun with
any virgin since the "soul" is the only body part that makes the
journey. He would have nothing to deflower those virgins with.
--
Dave
.....If you are open to the point of gullibility and have not an
ounce of skeptical sense in you, then you cannot distinguish
the useful ideas from the worthless ones - Carl Sagan, 1987.
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| User: "James Ascher" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 12:48:18 AM |
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Andy Mulcahy wrote:
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should remember that now that he has
passed from the troubles of this life he is off soaring through the blue skies to the land of
angels.
Here he will live in total ecstasy in the perfect heaven above, savoring the unspeakable joy
of Eden, enraptured by the sheer exhilaration of life immortal, overcome by the sweet essence of
paradise itself. Safe now in the kingdom of glory, resting in Shakespear's "treasury of everlasting
joy" he can devote himself to praise and prayer, exult in the flawless perfection of the universe
and experience the indescribable exuberance of eternal salvation.
Free now, his soul glistening in the golden glow of glory, he can celebrate the
righteousness of his cause- and perhaps, in his beautiful benevolence, even pray for all those he
sent ahead- the women who died in childbirth, the men who died of aids.
Cheers
Monist
===========================================
This is not a dress rehearsal. This is the only
world you will ever know and this is the only
life you will ever have. Seize the Day.
Caveat emptor!
James
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
03 Apr 2005 01:31:37 AM |
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On 02 Apr 2005, Andy Mulcahy dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
The demise of the Pope will cause much shock and grief but we should
remember that now that he has passed from the troubles of this life he
is off soaring through the blue skies to the land of angels.
No, actually it means that alt.atheism will be mail-bombed by every
christian troll on the internet in the next few days. That you can count
on.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Kenny" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Paul 11 |
02 Apr 2005 11:50:03 PM |
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yah...but don't forget that god...who is supposed to be all-knowing and
perfect planning, and perfect designing...chose every single mechanical
action for the whole universe in advance....before the universes's
creation. Thus, the 'mechanical actions' of the pope, people, the
devil, and everything else was all chosen in advance by god. Basically,
god is the film-writer, choreographer and movie producer all bundled
into one. Whatever happens today is nothing more than god watching a
RE-RUN his/her/its own movie that was made before he/she/it even made
anything (ie...god made up everything in his/her/its head or mind well
in advance...so the whole exercise is pointless).
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