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Religions > Atheism |
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"Thomas Keske" |
| Date: |
09 Apr 2005 05:20:11 PM |
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Pope Perdue |
I was wondering- why was the flag flying
half-assed all last week? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean
"half-mast". Did somebody important die?
How did I miss it? Frank Perdue done died.
A giant of a man, a hero not just for the ages
but for all eternity, whose chicken empire touched
the hearts of billions. The man who capitalist
exploits and successful chicken-business manures,
I mean "maneuvers", were single-handedly
responsible for the downfall of communism.
A man whose noble suffering reminded us so
much of Jesus Christ, himself, like a piece of
deep-fried, shishkabobbed city-chicken on a stick.
Boy, did that man know how to turn his suffering
into a successful schitck, with media manuevering
that was expertly slick, only overdone until it made
you sick.
For every moral issue, let us ask ourselves-
"What would Pope Perdue do?"
Far from being a backward Archie Bunker,
Pope Perdue was a towering Catholic intellectual,
one of the most original thinkers since
Pope Innocent VIII, who in 1484 condemned
all the cats and cat-lovers of Europe to death for being
the accomplices of witches.
Pope Perdue knew- it isn't a matter of what you
really do- it's how you push the product. It doesn't
matter how much malarky, it is all a game of
marketing. You don't have to have much of a
head for figures, you just have to be a figurehead.
It doesn't matter if you were leading down the
road to Perdue Perdition, just slap a nice name on
it, like "Tradition". It doesn't matter about your
mediocrity, is all about the media and manufactured
mythology.
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| User: "MrPepper11" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Perdue |
09 Apr 2005 08:10:58 PM |
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Thomas Keske wrote:
I was wondering- why was the flag flying
half-assed all last week? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean
"half-mast". Did somebody important die?
How did I miss it? Frank Perdue done died.
Frank Perdue wasn't part of the "culture of life". He systematically
and repeatedly decimated his flock by frying, baking, marinating,
broiling, roasting, saut=E9ing, grilling, and barbecuing.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Pope Perdue |
09 Apr 2005 09:26:38 PM |
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TV's MrPepper11 wrote:
Thomas Keske wrote:
I was wondering- why was the flag flying
half-assed all last week? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean
"half-mast". Did somebody important die?
How did I miss it? Frank Perdue done died.
Frank Perdue wasn't part of the "culture of life". He systematically
and repeatedly decimated his flock by frying, baking, marinating,
broiling, roasting, sautéing, grilling, and barbecuing.
He was a regular Mengele to poultry everywhere.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I reject
the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil
creature who would create such a thing. - Anthony Flew, March 22, 2005
aa #2133
ap #19
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