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"Brian Westley" |
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15 Sep 2005 03:25:36 AM |
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Pope to exorcists: "carry on your important work" |
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-14T152749Z_01_DIT455681_RTRIDST_0_ODD-POPE-EXORCISTS-DC.XML
Pssst...Where the devil is the exorcist convention?
By Philip Pullella
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Orthodontists have national conventions, as do
lawyers and computer salespeople. So why not exorcists? At the end of
his weekly general audience Wednesday Pope Benedict greeted Italian
exorcists who, he disclosed, are currently holding their national
convention.
The Pope encouraged them to "carry on their important work in the
service of the Church."
Problem was that until the Pope spoke few people outside the inner
circle knew that a convention of Beelzebub-busters was going on,
presumably in Rome.
And where were they holding it? In a church, a hotel, a graveyard?
"They try to keep these things quiet," said a Catholic professor who has
dealings with exorcists.
The Roman Catholic Church has shown growing interest in exorcism in
Italy.
In 1999, the Vatican issued its first updated ritual for exorcism since
1614 and warned that the devil is still at work.
....
A Vatican university announced last Thursday that for the second year
running it will hold a course on exorcism and Satanism for Roman
Catholic priests.
The course starts next month at the Regina Apostolorum, one of Rome's
most prestigious pontifical universities, and this year participants can
take it not only in person at the Rome campus but via videoconference
from other Italian cities.
This, a university statement said, was because of great interest after
last year's course, which was attended by nearly 130 people.
The four-month course, which begins in October, is what the university
calls inter-disciplinary. It includes medical, psychological and
religious aspects of Satanism and exorcism.
....
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Merlyn LeRoy
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Pope to exorcists: "carry on your important work" |
14 Sep 2005 10:38:28 PM |
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In article <11ihqdg7kef5q10@corp.supernews.com>,
Brian Westley <westley@visi.com> wrote:
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=20
05-09-14T152749Z_01_DIT455681_RTRIDST_0_ODD-POPE-EXORCISTS-DC.XML
Pssst...Where the devil is the exorcist convention?
By Philip Pullella
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Orthodontists have national conventions, as do
lawyers and computer salespeople. So why not exorcists? At the end of
his weekly general audience Wednesday Pope Benedict greeted Italian
exorcists who, he disclosed, are currently holding their national
convention.
The Pope encouraged them to "carry on their important work in the
service of the Church."
Problem was that until the Pope spoke few people outside the inner
circle knew that a convention of Beelzebub-busters was going on,
presumably in Rome.
"Beelzebub-busters" - Love it!
Got demons in the house? Who ya gonna call?
And where were they holding it? In a church, a hotel, a graveyard?
"They try to keep these things quiet," said a Catholic professor who has
dealings with exorcists.
Maybe they're afraid that a group of demonstrators would show up dressed
up as devils.
The Roman Catholic Church has shown growing interest in exorcism in
Italy.
In 1999, the Vatican issued its first updated ritual for exorcism since
1614 and warned that the devil is still at work.
...
A Vatican university announced last Thursday that for the second year
running it will hold a course on exorcism and Satanism for Roman
Catholic priests.
The course starts next month at the Regina Apostolorum, one of Rome's
most prestigious pontifical universities, and this year participants can
take it not only in person at the Rome campus but via videoconference
from other Italian cities.
This, a university statement said, was because of great interest after
last year's course, which was attended by nearly 130 people.
The four-month course, which begins in October, is what the university
calls inter-disciplinary. It includes medical, psychological and
religious aspects of Satanism and exorcism.
It would be a hoot to sit in on that course, but I'd probably get kicked
out for laughing too much.
...
---
Merlyn LeRoy
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Pope to exorcists: "carry on your important work" |
15 Sep 2005 11:24:32 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:25:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-14T152749Z_01_DIT455681_RTRIDST_0_ODD-POPE-EXORCISTS-DC.XML
Pssst...Where the devil is the exorcist convention?
By Philip Pullella
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Orthodontists have national conventions, as do
lawyers and computer salespeople. So why not exorcists? At the end of
his weekly general audience Wednesday Pope Benedict greeted Italian
exorcists who, he disclosed, are currently holding their national
convention.
The Pope encouraged them to "carry on their important work in the
service of the Church."
Problem was that until the Pope spoke few people outside the inner
circle knew that a convention of Beelzebub-busters was going on,
presumably in Rome.
And where were they holding it? In a church, a hotel, a graveyard?
"They try to keep these things quiet," said a Catholic professor who has
dealings with exorcists.
The Roman Catholic Church has shown growing interest in exorcism in
Italy.
In 1999, the Vatican issued its first updated ritual for exorcism since
1614 and warned that the devil is still at work.
...
A Vatican university announced last Thursday that for the second year
running it will hold a course on exorcism and Satanism for Roman
Catholic priests.
The course starts next month at the Regina Apostolorum, one of Rome's
most prestigious pontifical universities, and this year participants can
take it not only in person at the Rome campus but via videoconference
from other Italian cities.
This, a university statement said, was because of great interest after
last year's course, which was attended by nearly 130 people.
The four-month course, which begins in October, is what the university
calls inter-disciplinary. It includes medical, psychological and
religious aspects of Satanism and exorcism.
...
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I wonder if they have a big cake that Linda Blair pops out of?
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Pope to exorcists: "carry on your important work" |
15 Sep 2005 12:05:10 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 20:54:32 +0930 in alt.atheism, Michael Gray
(Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
[snip]
I wonder if they have a big cake that Linda Blair pops out of?
What with all the child abuse settlements, I really don't think the
RCC could afford 15,000 cans of thick green pea soup.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Pope to exorcists: "carry on your important work" |
16 Sep 2005 03:17:26 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 13:05:10 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 20:54:32 +0930 in alt.atheism, Michael Gray
(Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
[snip]
I wonder if they have a big cake that Linda Blair pops out of?
What with all the child abuse settlements, I really don't think the
RCC could afford 15,000 cans of thick green pea soup.
They could always get the Pope to put some fake relics on ebay.
Look for the seller going by the handle "pontiff666@gods2ic.va"
offering a job-lot of slightly used shrouds of Turin.
(There is no way they could get him to cash in any of his real
treasure.)
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| User: "Misleart Chuff" |
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| Title: Re: Pope to exorcists: "carry on your important work" |
15 Sep 2005 03:29:38 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:dfmii1hpl209sjoe9hjn8f6lg127qgpc8n@4ax.com...
: On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:25:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
: wrote:
:
:
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&s
toryID=2005-09-14T152749Z_01_DIT455681_RTRIDST_0_ODD-POPE-EXORCISTS-DC
..XML
: >
: >Pssst...Where the devil is the exorcist convention?
: >By Philip Pullella
: >
: >VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Orthodontists have national conventions,
as do
: >lawyers and computer salespeople. So why not exorcists? At the end
of
: >his weekly general audience Wednesday Pope Benedict greeted Italian
: >exorcists who, he disclosed, are currently holding their national
: >convention.
: >
: >The Pope encouraged them to "carry on their important work in the
: >service of the Church."
: >
: >Problem was that until the Pope spoke few people outside the inner
: >circle knew that a convention of Beelzebub-busters was going on,
: >presumably in Rome.
: >
: >And where were they holding it? In a church, a hotel, a graveyard?
: >
: >"They try to keep these things quiet," said a Catholic professor
who has
: >dealings with exorcists.
: >
: >The Roman Catholic Church has shown growing interest in exorcism in
: >Italy.
: >
: >In 1999, the Vatican issued its first updated ritual for exorcism
since
: >1614 and warned that the devil is still at work.
: >...
: >A Vatican university announced last Thursday that for the second
year
: >running it will hold a course on exorcism and Satanism for Roman
: >Catholic priests.
: >
: >The course starts next month at the Regina Apostolorum, one of
Rome's
: >most prestigious pontifical universities, and this year
participants can
: >take it not only in person at the Rome campus but via
videoconference
: >from other Italian cities.
: >
: >This, a university statement said, was because of great interest
after
: >last year's course, which was attended by nearly 130 people.
: >
: >The four-month course, which begins in October, is what the
university
: >calls inter-disciplinary. It includes medical, psychological and
: >religious aspects of Satanism and exorcism.
: >...
: >
: >---
: >Merlyn LeRoy
:
: I wonder if they have a big cake that Linda Blair pops out of?
They're still priests...isn't there a little boy that would be a
better choice?
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Pope to exorcists: "carry on your important work" |
16 Sep 2005 03:19:29 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 15:29:38 GMT, "Misleart Chuff"
<misleart@ameritech.net> wrote:
:
I wonder if they have a big cake that Linda Blair pops out of?
They're still priests...isn't there a little boy that would be a
better choice?
Mmmm... Good point.
Better make it McCauly Culkin in cheeky choir boy robes or something.
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