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User:	"Elroy Willis"
Date:	17 Mar 2005 06:50:12 AM
Object:	Prayer Rug Scan

Greetings,
I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.
Here are the links:
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg
I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 08:40:37 AM

"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:gfui31lmgpcvl8o2snjkh76rl4v6s1iuov@4ax.com...

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

LOL. That's pretty funny. Try drinking something alcoholic and then stare
at it for a while ;)
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 10:17:26 AM

In our last episode <39tj60F64nkqmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:gfui31lmgpcvl8o2snjkh76rl4v6s1iuov@4ax.com...

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some reason.
I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies, so I tried
the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

LOL. That's pretty funny. Try drinking something alcoholic and then
stare at it for a while ;)

I was kind of hoping we could find a way to morph it so tentacles leap
suddenly outta the eyes. <eg>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Fred Stone"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 02:02:46 PM

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in
news:gfui31lmgpcvl8o2snjkh76rl4v6s1iuov@4ax.com:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

In rug1.jpg I can see that the "eyelids" have a pupil and iris drawn
very faintly on them in very light tones. There seem to be some other
"subliminals" in the textured parts of the image as well.
Try playing with the contrast in Photoshop.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 02:53:05 PM

Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote

In rug1.jpg I can see that the "eyelids" have a pupil and iris drawn
very faintly on them in very light tones. There seem to be some other
"subliminals" in the textured parts of the image as well.

I can barely see the outlines, and they don't "jump out" all of the
sudden if I stare at them like in a 3D magic-eye picture.

Try playing with the contrast in Photoshop.

Have you tried that yet?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 01:57:29 PM

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Here are a couple more scans from the "testimonial" page that came
along with the prayer rug:
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug4.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug5.jpg
I'm curious about the "Return a Loved One" claim.
Does this involve raising the dead, or just talking to ghosts?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 02:09:37 PM

"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:m2oj319kfjrmdvg68pi74m8umcktepfuh0@4ax.com...

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in alt.atheism

Here are a couple more scans from the "testimonial" page that came
along with the prayer rug:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug4.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug5.jpg

I'm curious about the "Return a Loved One" claim.

Does this involve raising the dead, or just talking to ghosts?

Maybe it's a Monkey's Paw sorta thing. Like wish for a loved one's return
only to have their reanimated decaying corpse ring your door bell?
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 02:41:53 PM

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

Maybe it's a Monkey's Paw sorta thing. Like wish for a loved one's return
only to have their reanimated decaying corpse ring your door bell?

And proceed to scare your first-born child to death, literally...
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 02:48:09 PM

"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in alt.atheism

Here are a couple more scans from the "testimonial" page that came
along with the prayer rug:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug4.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug5.jpg

I'm curious about the "Return a Loved One" claim.

Does this involve raising the dead, or just talking to ghosts?

Maybe it's a Monkey's Paw sorta thing. Like wish for a loved one's

return

only to have their reanimated decaying corpse ring your door bell?

And proceed to scare your first-born child to death, literally...

My kid? Probably not. I was waaaay too big of an influence on her when I
wasn't working. Nothing scares her ;)
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 02:57:44 PM

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

Maybe it's a Monkey's Paw sorta thing. Like wish for a loved one's
return only to have their reanimated decaying corpse ring your door bell?

And proceed to scare your first-born child to death, literally...

My kid? Probably not. I was waaaay too big of an influence on her when I
wasn't working. Nothing scares her ;)

She's probably like that little blond-haired girl on Scare Tactics
that likes to help scare the people on the show, while knowing that
what she's scaring 'em with is just fictional/make-believe, eh?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 03:02:52 PM

"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:plrj311663fvjj133u33lda1fahujom222@4ax.com...

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in alt.atheism

Here are a couple more scans from the "testimonial" page that came
along with the prayer rug:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug4.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug5.jpg

I'm curious about the "Return a Loved One" claim.

Does this involve raising the dead, or just talking to ghosts?

Maybe it's a Monkey's Paw sorta thing. Like wish for a loved one's
return only to have their reanimated decaying corpse ring your door

bell?

And proceed to scare your first-born child to death, literally...

My kid? Probably not. I was waaaay too big of an influence on her when

wasn't working. Nothing scares her ;)

She's probably like that little blond-haired girl on Scare Tactics
that likes to help scare the people on the show, while knowing that
what she's scaring 'em with is just fictional/make-believe, eh?

Pretty much. The only thing she really has a problem with is spiders, which
I can relate to. Now she wants to either be a "goth chick" or a tomboy. Oy
vey. Not that I'll miss all the pink or those stupid Barbie dolls, mind you
;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	18 Mar 2005 04:20:50 PM

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

She's probably like that little blond-haired girl on Scare Tactics
that likes to help scare the people on the show, while knowing that
what she's scaring 'em with is just fictional/make-believe, eh?

Pretty much. The only thing she really has a problem with is spiders, which
I can relate to. Now she wants to either be a "goth chick" or a tomboy.

Like mother, like daughter?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	18 Mar 2005 04:30:47 PM

"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:t0lm31t9t1m9tgrt5ngfph3mme5qdvlqav@4ax.com...

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message

She's probably like that little blond-haired girl on Scare Tactics
that likes to help scare the people on the show, while knowing that
what she's scaring 'em with is just fictional/make-believe, eh?

Pretty much. The only thing she really has a problem with is spiders,
which
I can relate to. Now she wants to either be a "goth chick" or a tomboy.

Like mother, like daughter?

You got it! :)
I knew I'd rub off on her eventually ;)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Mike Painter"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 07:24:30 PM

Robibnikoff wrote:

My kid? Probably not. I was waaaay too big of an influence on her
when I wasn't working. Nothing scares her ;)

She's probably like that little blond-haired girl on Scare Tactics
that likes to help scare the people on the show, while knowing that
what she's scaring 'em with is just fictional/make-believe, eh?

Pretty much. The only thing she really has a problem with is spiders,
which I can relate to. Now she wants to either be a "goth chick" or
a tomboy. Oy vey. Not that I'll miss all the pink or those stupid
Barbie dolls, mind you ;)

Buy her a book.
I had a fear of snakes and spiders as a kid.
I went to the library, checked out a book on snakes, read it and they've
never bothered me since.
I tried it with "bugs" in general and it didn't work, but it might for her.
What got me over bugs was the worst thing that can happen. In Baja I got
stung a couple times by scorpions. That put the emotional with the
intellectual and now I pick up big spiders and carry them out side.
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User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	18 Mar 2005 09:20:16 AM

"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i5q_d.11533$C47.5086@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...

Robibnikoff wrote:

My kid? Probably not. I was waaaay too big of an influence on her
when I wasn't working. Nothing scares her ;)

She's probably like that little blond-haired girl on Scare Tactics
that likes to help scare the people on the show, while knowing that
what she's scaring 'em with is just fictional/make-believe, eh?

Pretty much. The only thing she really has a problem with is spiders,
which I can relate to. Now she wants to either be a "goth chick" or
a tomboy. Oy vey. Not that I'll miss all the pink or those stupid
Barbie dolls, mind you ;)

Buy her a book.

She's already got one :)

I had a fear of snakes and spiders as a kid.
I went to the library, checked out a book on snakes, read it and they've
never bothered me since.

She's read her book, seen me "interact" with small spiders in the house,
even watched a couple of nature specials featuring the little boogers.
However, so far none of this has been effective.

I tried it with "bugs" in general and it didn't work, but it might for

her.
I actually like bugs and when I was a sorority ***** at the University of
Florida, whenever a bug or some other crawly thing (usually an anole lizard)
got into the sorority house, I was always summoned to remove the little
beast.

What got me over bugs was the worst thing that can happen. In Baja I got
stung a couple times by scorpions. That put the emotional with the
intellectual and now I pick up big spiders and carry them out side.

Yikes!! Funny, but the one thing my daughter requested from our trip to
Arizona was a scorpion encased in lucite :)
I must confess that I still remove spiders via a cup :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 08:23:29 AM

Elroy Willis wrote:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

Creepy.
Probably give me more nightmares then anything else.
And what's that, a tear in Jesus' eye?
Yeah, you'd have tears in your eyes to, if someone was kneeling on your
face.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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User: "Mushinronsha"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 07:43:45 PM

Elroy Willis wrote:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

Well, I got one of these prayer rugs in the mail last week, too. The eyeball
thing is rather obvious if you hold this piece of paper (it's a printed image on
a legal size sheet of paper) up to a light. The "open eyes" are lightly printed
in the image. It appears to be a technique that is similar to some of those
images designed to determine color-blindness. The "open eyes" are printed in
the image (oh so very lightly), but are not readily apparent until your eyes
adjust to the overall purplish image and can distinguish the different shades of
purple that blend together when you first look at the picture.
I got one of these very same "prayer rug" papers in the mail a few years ago. I
made up some wacky story about a devout church lady being upset with Jesus
looking up her skirt. I sent it back to the people that sent it to me, after
munging up the envelope so they couldn't tell who really sent it. They were
kind enough to provide a postage paid envelope, so I made sure they had some
postage to pay. Oh yeah, I included a bag of rocks to make sure there was
enough postage to make it worthwhile.
Mushy
.

User: "jwk"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 08:44:38 AM

Elroy Willis wrote:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

Did you try with the actual rug? You need to kneel on it with your
hands in contact for the LSD to get into your system. Then you'll see
his eyes open. (He may get up and fly around the room too.)
jwk
.

User: "Frank J Warner"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 11:13:24 AM

In article <gfui31lmgpcvl8o2snjkh76rl4v6s1iuov@4ax.com>, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

I can do it, with some effort. It's kind of like Ellen Cherry Charles's
"eye game" in Tom Robbins' _Skinny Legs And All_. You've got to squint
your eyes and let everything go slightly blurry. You can faintly make
out the outlines of irises, pupils and upper eyelids. It's not obvious,
but it's there; an artifact of the pencil drawing.
I sincerely hope that's not a pubic hair on your scanner glass in image
#2!
-Frank
--
fwarner1-at-franksknives-dot-com
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com/
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 11:27:19 AM

Frank J Warner <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:

I don't have a problem doing the 3D magic eye thing, but it did take
some practice. I see nothing like that in the above picture, however.
I can make out some small pupil areas but they don't jump out like
the 3D images do, and it's not enough to get me to thinking that Jesus
has his eyes open.
I would suggest that whoever makes the rug should get some company
which actually makes those 3D hidden images to re-do it, so that when
you "see" the image, then it'll really "jump out at you" like the
others do once you get focused on them.

I sincerely hope that's not a pubic hair on your scanner glass in image
#2!

If it is, it's one of Bilbo's that got stuck on it. :)
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Mike Painter"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 01:17:15 PM

Frank J Warner wrote:

In article <gfui31lmgpcvl8o2snjkh76rl4v6s1iuov@4ax.com>, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some
reason. I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies,
so I tried the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

I can see two sets of "eye's" One set is low and to the left.
Initially I saw one set in the normal position, then the other and now I can
see any of them almost at will.
This must be a true picture so is this where the term "four eyes" came from?
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 01:38:46 PM

Mike Painter <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism

Frank J Warner wrote:

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:

I can see two sets of "eye's" One set is low and to the left.
Initially I saw one set in the normal position, then the other and now
I can see any of them almost at will.
This must be a true picture so is this where the term "four eyes" came from?

It means you've contacted Jeebus, and you should consider your eyes
opened and yourself "born again." Praise be! :)
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 10:16:48 AM

In our last episode <gfui31lmgpcvl8o2snjkh76rl4v6s1iuov@4ax.com>, Elroy
Willis pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some reason. I
thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies, so I tried the
3D eye trick, but still nothing.

I think he realized he was in the hands of infidels and has his eyes
squeezed shut real tight.
If you lean close to the monitor, you can hear him whimper...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	17 Mar 2005 10:50:43 AM

Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

Greetings,
I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.
Here are the links:
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg
I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some reason. I
thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies, so I tried the
3D eye trick, but still nothing.

I think he realized he was in the hands of infidels and has his eyes
squeezed shut real tight.
If you lean close to the monitor, you can hear him whimper...

I notice that they wanted you to send the prayer rug back to them
along with a questionnaire. I wonder if they'd get mad if you sent
'em
an email saying something like "Wow, that prayer rug worked great,
so I forwarded it on to a friend of mine instead of sending it back to
you."
I have to wonder how many people actually send the rug back to
them, don't you?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	18 Mar 2005 09:13:51 AM

In our last episode <qmcj311tnfgl0vaigaqntc0qpag4hqes49@4ax.com>, Elroy
Willis pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some reason.
I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies, so I tried
the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

I think he realized he was in the hands of infidels and has his eyes
squeezed shut real tight.

If you lean close to the monitor, you can hear him whimper...

I notice that they wanted you to send the prayer rug back to them along
with a questionnaire. I wonder if they'd get mad if you sent 'em
an email saying something like "Wow, that prayer rug worked great, so I
forwarded it on to a friend of mine instead of sending it back to you."

I have to wonder how many people actually send the rug back to them, don't
you?

Heh. I thought about sending it back but with, um, alterations?
<eg>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: Prayer Rug Scan	18 Mar 2005 11:26:52 AM

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In our last episode <qmcj311tnfgl0vaigaqntc0qpag4hqes49@4ax.com>, Elroy
Willis pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

Greetings,

I got my prayer rug from Mark Bilbo in the mail yesterday, and as
promised, I scanned it and put it on the web.

Here are the links:

http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug1.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug2.jpg
http://www.elroysemporium.com/images/rug3.jpg

I couldn't manage to get Jesus' eyes to open up for me for some

reason.

I thought maybe it was one of those 3D magic view thingies, so I

tried

the 3D eye trick, but still nothing.

I think he realized he was in the hands of infidels and has his eyes
squeezed shut real tight.

If you lean close to the monitor, you can hear him whimper...

I notice that they wanted you to send the prayer rug back to them along
with a questionnaire. I wonder if they'd get mad if you sent 'em
an email saying something like "Wow, that prayer rug worked great, so I
forwarded it on to a friend of mine instead of sending it back to you."

I have to wonder how many people actually send the rug back to them,

don't

you?

Heh. I thought about sending it back but with, um, alterations?

Oooh! Give him Groucho glasses and a mustache!
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