Religions > Atheism > President Bush - We Will Win This War That We Can't Ever Win:
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President Bush - We Will Win This War That We Can't Ever Win: |
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/
11/11/2005
President Bush - We Will Win This War That We Can't Ever Win:
The Rude Pundit's not sure, but did the President of the United States
admit today, in his great and mighty Veterans Day speech, that going
into Iraq ain't gonna do jackshit to stop Islamic fundamentalist
hatred of America? Bush said, in answering his critics (like, you
know, his own State Department) that going into Iraq has increased the
amount of anger against us, "We were not in Iraq on September 11,
2001...[The hatred] existed before we were in Iraq, and it will exist
after we're gone." [Quotes are approximate - no transcript yet.]
So, like, let's see if we've got this straight: Bush essentially
stated that nothing will change for Americans because of our Iraqi
venture. That wasn't off the cuff, that wasn't in answer to a
question, that was his goddamned prepared speech. Yet, as he continues
to say, we must stay the course. And that course would be to ensure
that nothing changes for the United States, save the loss of thousands
of lives, limbs, and minds, and, of course, our national identity and
treasury.
If this is the opening salvo in a fight to regain the credibility Bush
has lost, it was limp, like when you've had too much cocaine and
you've told the hooker you paid good money for that you're gonna *****
her so hard she'll forget every other john she's ever fucked, but
after you drop your pants you realize you can't get it up any more and
you just end up flaccidly slapping the hooker in her face with your
dangling ***** until she just gets tired and leaves. What's more
pathetic? That you couldn't get it up? That you had to hire the
hooker? Or that the hooker got bored with your limp *****?
The best Bush could offer was the same ***** he's been flingin' since
the campaign: "Hey, Democrats said I could go to war." In other words,
Congress gave him the cocked gun; blame them if he shoots it. He
pronounced that "Congress approved with strong bipartisan support" the
authority for Bush to wage war, and that now it's "irresponsible to
rewrite the history of how the war began." Which is odd, since Senator
Jay Rockefeller and now John Edwards are saying not that their votes
for the war didn't happen, but that they were wrong. That ain't
revisionism. It's an apology for a grave error, a way of saying let's
find out why we made such a stupid decision. Bush continued the lie
that Congress saw the "same intelligence" that he saw, even quoting
John Kerry (who he would not name) about the vote for the war. It's
his last fig leaf before his tiny, raisinette balls are revealed.
Oh, but don't you dare expect such an admission of wrongness from
Bush, though. If you're against the war, motherfuckers, you're against
the troops. The soldiers, Bush said, "deserve to know that their
elected leaders who voted to send them to war continue to stand behind
them." And, of course, we're gonna keep making sure Americans die
until the job is done. By the way, if you didn't support the war, Bush
said, you "didn't support the liberation of Iraq." God, we're such
terrible people, we who think the war is a sham and a failure. And
we'd better gird our loins for the coming war with Syria.
It was a ridiculous attempt to rally the loyal troops, to give himself
the mantle of morality, to blame others, and to remain that stubborn
fucker the nation sees him as. What's out there now about Bush is that
he lied, his administration lied, and that Americans are dying for
those lies. And assuring people that there's gonna be a ***** of a lot
more death before he's done with this country, the U.S., not Iraq,
sure as ***** ain't gonna make up for poll numbers that say two-thirds
of the nation think Bush is a festering wad of *****.
Bush got all movie-quotable again, saying, "We will never back down.
We will never give in. We will never accept anything less than
complete victory" against that thing that he said will be there when
we're gone from Iraq. And anyone who expects anything like
conciliation or recognition of past mistakes by this White House
better toss those dreams out the window. Like the Rude Pundit said
yesterday, the Bush administration is gonna fight like a cornered
wolverine. Time for Democrats to break out the tranq gun.
(Advice to Democrats on Monday. Give oral pleasure to a veteran today.
It's the polite, liberal way to say, "Thanks.")
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| User: "abelincoln" |
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| Title: Re: President Bush - We Will Win This War That We Can't Ever Win: |
12 Nov 2005 02:55:25 AM |
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the historians have already decided, bush and cheney are the two worst,
dumbest, most dangerous, mother fucking lyingest assholes we've ever had
to endure in the whitehouse.
there's nothing these two fucking morons can do about it. they've fucked
up beyond repair. there's nothing to be done except calculate the damage.
torture, insane wet dream wars, huge fucking deficits, raiding the
social security trust fund, fucking up responses to natural disasters.
it can't get any fucking worse.
these mother fuckers make caligula look good.
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| User: "ajv2003" |
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| Title: Re: President Bush - We Will Win This War That We Can't Ever Win: |
22 Nov 2005 08:12:53 PM |
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It take some dumbass voters to elect them twice?
abelincoln wrote:
the historians have already decided, bush and cheney are the two worst,
dumbest, most dangerous, mother fucking lyingest assholes we've ever had
to endure in the whitehouse.
there's nothing these two fucking morons can do about it. they've fucked
up beyond repair. there's nothing to be done except calculate the damage.
torture, insane wet dream wars, huge fucking deficits, raiding the
social security trust fund, fucking up responses to natural disasters.
it can't get any fucking worse.
these mother fuckers make caligula look good.
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| User: "* US *" |
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| Title: Re: President Bush - We Will Win This War That We Can't Ever Win: |
23 Nov 2005 01:13:44 PM |
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On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 14:12:53 -0600, ajv2003 <ajv2003@cableone.net> wrote:
It take some dumbass voters to elect them twice?
No, it takes a corrupt court selection and then vote fraud.
abelincoln wrote:
the historians have already decided, bush and cheney are the two worst,
dumbest, most dangerous, mother fucking lyingest assholes we've ever had
to endure in the whitehouse.
there's nothing these two fucking morons can do about it. they've fucked
up beyond repair. there's nothing to be done except calculate the damage.
torture, insane wet dream wars, huge fucking deficits, raiding the
social security trust fund, fucking up responses to natural disasters.
it can't get any fucking worse.
these mother fuckers make caligula look good.
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