President John Kerry and his Sensitive War on Terror!! Liberals Hate
America!!!!!
Kerry: Mr Bin Laden, hello, it’s John here, John Kerry. How are you
today?
OBL: Great John, man. Well done on the election. We are so glad you
are the number one guy now. That man Bushy, he was alienating all of
our allies. He just wasn’t considerate, you know what I’m saying?
Kerry: Oh, I certainly do, Mr Bin Laden. That was why I was calling.
We’re about to drop some bombs on you and I just wanted to let you
know. I thought it’s the least I could do for you after your appalling
treatment over the last four years.
OBL: Johnny, that is so good of you. I’m overcome, really I am. It’s
fine. Bomb away! Me and the missus are off to Kabul for our family
Jihad. I’ve just bought a martyrdom timeshare over there. You’re
welcome anytime.
Kerry: To be honest, Kabul wouldn’t be good for my skin. I have to
keep applying the moisturizer to prevent the embalmed look. You know,
it’s a pleasure to have a civilized, educated conversation with you
finally.
OBL: I know what you mean man. Oh, Johnny, while you’re bombing us,
would you mind asking the pilots to drop a couple of daisycutters on
my back garden. The kids want a swimming pool and business hasn’t been
good for the last few years thanks to Bushy. It needs to be Olympic
size so can you drop the bombs in line - not one on top of another?
Kerry: Mr Bin Laden - Anything to promote a spirit of tolerance with
our friends in Afghanistan.
OBL: Johnny - you’re the man!
Submitted by David M.
Stolen from:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/101739.html
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