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"desertphile@hot mail. com Desertphile, American Patriot" |
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17 Feb 2005 04:13:36 PM |
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Priest and nun caught having sex |
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1039108.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
Priest and nun caught having sex
A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at
an airport car park in Malawi.
The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the
act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International
Airport.
The pair were brought before magistrates where they received a
suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour.
"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police
after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman
Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.
In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun
pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public
place and disorderly conduct.
The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in
judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted
Satan had tempted him.
Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation,
but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the
last to be expected to misbehave in public.
"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard
labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse,"
he said.
If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will
go to jail, the magistrate said.
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: Priest and nun caught having sex |
18 Feb 2005 12:51:24 PM |
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Desertphile, American Patriot wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1039108.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
Priest and nun caught having sex
A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at
an airport car park in Malawi.
The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the
act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International
Airport.
The pair were brought before magistrates where they received a
suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour.
"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police
after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman
Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.
In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun
pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public
place and disorderly conduct.
The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in
judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted
Satan had tempted him.
Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation,
but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the
last to be expected to misbehave in public.
"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard
labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse,"
he said.
If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will
go to jail, the magistrate said.
Finally see some people trying to overcome their God-imposed sexual
dysfunction and what happens? A bunch of tittering idiots run
screaming to the cops. Oh, well, at least this time it wasn't a bunch
of American idiots.
jwk
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Priest and nun caught having sex |
18 Feb 2005 04:05:32 AM |
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Desertphile, American Patriot wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1039108.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
Priest and nun caught having sex
A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at
an airport car park in Malawi.
The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the
act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International
Airport.
The pair were brought before magistrates where they received a
suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour.
"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police
after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman
Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.
In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun
pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public
place and disorderly conduct.
The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in
judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted
Satan had tempted him.
Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation,
but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the
last to be expected to misbehave in public.
"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard
labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse,"
he said.
If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will
go to jail, the magistrate said.
Hang on!!! Why is this illegal? Hypocritical, perhaps, but no two
unmarried people should ever go to jail for having sex in the back of a
car (at night?).
Even the people in the courtroom shew that this was a laughing matter.
~Iain
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| User: "desertphile@hot mail. com Desertphile, American Patriot" |
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| Title: Re: Priest and nun caught having sex |
18 Feb 2005 11:24:27 AM |
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On 18 Feb 2005 02:05:32 -0800, "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Desertphile, American Patriot wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1039108.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will
go to jail, the magistrate said.
Hang on!!! Why is this illegal? Hypocritical, perhaps, but no two
unmarried people should ever go to jail for having sex in the back of a
car (at night?).
Even the people in the courtroom shew that this was a laughing matter.
Alas, I have no idea why the government calls the actions of these
two people illegal. It wasn't actually a "public lewdness" act
since they were in an automobile. I kind of wish the two had
fought the charge.
~Iain
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| User: "P. Chartier" |
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| Title: Re: Priest and nun caught having sex |
17 Feb 2005 05:23:11 PM |
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The judge mean that they should get a car with stiffer suspension.
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1039108.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
Priest and nun caught having sex
A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at
an airport car park in Malawi.
The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the
act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International
Airport.
The pair were brought before magistrates where they received a
suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour.
"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police
after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman
Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.
In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun
pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public
place and disorderly conduct.
The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in
judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted
Satan had tempted him.
Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation,
but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the
last to be expected to misbehave in public.
"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard
labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse,"
he said.
If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will
go to jail, the magistrate said.
---
http://lastliberal.org
Free random & sequential signature changer http://holysmoke.org/sig
"Whenever I see a photograph of some sportsman grinning over his kill, I
am always impressed by the striking moral and esthetic superiority of
the dead animal to the live one." -- Edward Abbey
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