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Religions > Atheism |
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"quibbler" |
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19 Oct 2006 08:48:07 PM |
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Priest Was Just Massaging Foley's Colon From the Inside |
Hey why didn't priestophiles think of this defense before that Fr.
Mercieca used to describe his relationship with disgraced ex-congressman
Mark Foley as a kid. They weren't having sex, you see. He was just
giving Foley a nice, slippery, nude massage while he was nude as well.
It was, of course, a very thorough massage in which he had to employ a
special instrument for reaching into "tight crevasses" and that
therapeutic device just happened to be called, his penis. Naturally,
Foley only wanted to pass on some of these "techniques" to as many other
young boys as he possibly could.
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"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
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| User: "Don Stockbauer" |
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| Title: Re: Priest Was Just Massaging Foley's Colon From the Inside |
19 Oct 2006 09:10:28 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
Hey why didn't priestophiles think of this defense before that Fr.
Mercieca used to describe his relationship with disgraced ex-congressman
Mark Foley as a kid. They weren't having sex, you see. He was just
giving Foley a nice, slippery, nude massage while he was nude as well.
It was, of course, a very thorough massage in which he had to employ a
special instrument for reaching into "tight crevasses" and that
therapeutic device just happened to be called, his penis. Naturally,
Foley only wanted to pass on some of these "techniques" to as many other
young boys as he possibly could.
--
Kinda like "All I'm doing, ma'am, is performing a vagina cleaning
service with my tongue."
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Priest Was Just Massaging Foley's Colon From the Inside |
19 Oct 2006 09:30:34 PM |
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In article <1161310228.402992.213100@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
don.stockbauer@gmail.com says...
quibbler wrote:
Hey why didn't priestophiles think of this defense before that Fr.
Mercieca used to describe his relationship with disgraced ex-congressman
Mark Foley as a kid. They weren't having sex, you see. He was just
giving Foley a nice, slippery, nude massage while he was nude as well.
It was, of course, a very thorough massage in which he had to employ a
special instrument for reaching into "tight crevasses" and that
therapeutic device just happened to be called, his penis. Naturally,
Foley only wanted to pass on some of these "techniques" to as many other
young boys as he possibly could.
--
Kinda like "All I'm doing, ma'am, is performing a vagina cleaning
service with my tongue."
Yep, just here to inspect the plumbing, unclog the drain pipe and
temporarily plug a leak. Should be done here in 15-20 minutes tops.
--
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Priest Was Just Massaging Foley's Colon From the Inside |
19 Oct 2006 09:39:31 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
Hey why didn't priestophiles think of this defense before that Fr.
Mercieca used to describe his relationship with disgraced ex-congressman
Mark Foley as a kid. They weren't having sex, you see. He was just
giving Foley a nice, slippery, nude massage while he was nude as well.
It was, of course, a very thorough massage in which he had to employ a
special instrument for reaching into "tight crevasses" and that
therapeutic device just happened to be called, his penis. Naturally,
Foley only wanted to pass on some of these "techniques" to as many other
young boys as he possibly could.
He was curing them of hiccups?
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Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Priest Was Just Massaging Foley's Colon From the Inside |
19 Oct 2006 09:53:58 PM |
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In article <1161311970.943368.34880@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
wyrdology@hotmail.com says...
He was curing them of hiccups?
I didn't know that hiccups could come out of that part of the body. But
I guess since repugs are adept at talking out their asses, that they
might hiccup out of them as well.
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"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
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| User: "Fred" |
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| Title: Re: Priest Was Just Massaging Foley's Colon From the Inside |
19 Oct 2006 10:47:29 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
In article <1161311970.943368.34880@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
wyrdology@hotmail.com says...
He was curing them of hiccups?
I didn't know that hiccups could come out of that part of the body. But
I guess since repugs are adept at talking out their asses, that they
might hiccup out of them as well.
Maybe little burpies. The stuff has to slowly seep out in small clumps
- a form of hiccups you can say.
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: Priest Was Just Massaging Foley's Colon From the Inside |
19 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PM |
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Lucifer wrote:
quibbler wrote:
Hey why didn't priestophiles think of this defense before that Fr.
Mercieca used to describe his relationship with disgraced ex-congressman
Mark Foley as a kid. They weren't having sex, you see. He was just
giving Foley a nice, slippery, nude massage while he was nude as well.
It was, of course, a very thorough massage in which he had to employ a
special instrument for reaching into "tight crevasses" and that
therapeutic device just happened to be called, his penis. Naturally,
Foley only wanted to pass on some of these "techniques" to as many other
young boys as he possibly could.
He was curing them of hiccups?
lol well done
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