| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"God Almighty" |
| Date: |
28 Feb 2005 09:42:13 AM |
| Object: |
Proof I Exist!!! |
1)I made the universe
2)I made the earth
3)I made you
Also I made hundreds of religions & belief systems for you to choose from.
Ok I didn't include myself in them all but I am not that vain!!!
.
|
|
| User: "Ike" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof I Exist!!! |
28 Feb 2005 07:58:57 PM |
|
|
"God Almighty" <your.creator@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:pZGUd.350$CQ2.141@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
1)I made the universe
2)I made the earth
3)I made you
Also I made hundreds of religions & belief systems for you to choose from.
Ok I didn't include myself in them all but I am not that vain!!!
Finally the proof I've been waiting for!
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof I Exist!!! |
02 Mar 2005 06:36:49 AM |
|
|
God Almighty wrote:
1)I made the universe
Nope
2)I made the earth
Nope
3)I made you
Nope, mom and dad did.
Also I made hundreds of religions & belief systems for you to choose from.
Ok I didn't include myself in them all but I am not that vain!!!
Nope, we did that all by our little selves. We don't need gods to
create gods. Our own furtive (or is that fertile), imaginations are
perfect for creating imaginary friends.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof I Exist!!! |
28 Feb 2005 11:32:04 AM |
|
|
God Almighty wrote:
1)I made the universe
2)I made the earth
3)I made you
Also I made hundreds of religions & belief systems for you to choose
from.
Ok I didn't include myself in them all but I am not that vain!!!
Ah, that's interesting. And exactly which one *did* you include
yourself in? Zoroastrianism?
m
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "JPG" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof I Exist!!! |
28 Feb 2005 10:27:02 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 15:42:13 GMT, "God Almighty" <your.creator@ntlworld.com>
wrote:
1)I made the universe
2)I made the earth
3)I made you
4) *I* plonked you
!plonk!
abuse@ntlworld.com
.
|
|
|
| User: "God Almighty" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof I Exist!!! |
28 Feb 2005 11:04:50 AM |
|
|
"JPG" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:1dh62198fj6v6jnr96d2h3ndp8suj9ctnn@4ax.com...
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 15:42:13 GMT, "God Almighty"
<your.creator@ntlworld.com>
wrote:
1)I made the universe
2)I made the earth
3)I made you
4) *I* plonked you
!plonk!
abuse@ntlworld.com
You got me there....I no longer exist...vist NTLhell & be damned!!!!!!!
.
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof I Exist!!! |
28 Feb 2005 12:08:10 PM |
|
|
God Almighty wrote:
"JPG" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:1dh62198fj6v6jnr96d2h3ndp8suj9ctnn@4ax.com...
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 15:42:13 GMT, "God Almighty"
<your.creator@ntlworld.com>
wrote:
1)I made the universe
2)I made the earth
3)I made you
4) *I* plonked you
!plonk!
abuse@ntlworld.com
You got me there....I no longer exist...vist NTLhell & be
damned!!!!!!!
*****
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof I Exist!!! |
28 Feb 2005 01:50:43 PM |
|
|
God Almighty wrote:
You got me there....I no longer exist...
Reminds me of the conversation between the philosopher and the French
waiter:
"Ah, M. Decartes, welcome! Would you like a demitasse of cafe this
evening?"
"No, I think not." (*POOF*)
m
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
