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"Bjango the lucky monkey" |
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26 Jan 2007 05:55:10 AM |
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Proof of God :-) |
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
27 Jan 2007 02:49:43 AM |
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"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in
news:1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you.
I don't swing that way.
Now if Mary wants to reveal herself, that's a different item.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 09:29:34 AM |
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"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in
news:1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Can you give us step by step instructions on how to quieten a spirit?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Convicted by Earthquack
Plonked by Fester
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 02:51:19 PM |
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"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
I disagree. You lost the time you wasted praying.
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
When fascism comes to America, it will be
wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 03:06:36 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:51:19 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
I disagree. You lost the time you wasted praying.
He lost his mind. Or had already lost it.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
28 Jan 2007 08:16:32 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 16:06:36 -0500, Christopher A.Lee <calee@optonline.net>
wrote:
On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:51:19 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
I disagree. You lost the time you wasted praying.
He lost his mind. Or had already lost it.
Reminds me of the joke about the guy who lost his coin in the basement but he's
looking for it on the roof because the light is better..... That's why they're
trolling in alt.atheism.
Ben
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| User: "Rob Brown" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 01:16:51 PM |
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"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Been there, done that, it never works. When it fails the next thing I am
told is "You have to mean it!". I would have to already believe before I
could do that.
You could shorten you set of instructions to - believe and you will
believe.
Believe there is a magic guy in the sky listening. Believe that *whatever*
follows is the magic guy's answer. Believe some self appointed proxy for the
magic guy knows Mr. Magic's rules of behavior. There you go. Now you're a
believer. Nothing to it, except, I can't do those things and I don't
understand how you can.
Rob Brown
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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26 Jan 2007 01:01:12 PM |
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"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
I'll pray to your invisible friend if you'll pray to my invisible friend.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Witziges Rätsel" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 08:23:25 AM |
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You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Since praying is a hit-or-miss proposition, go into a quiet place
and think about what would be different if nobody prayed. You'll
realize that nothing would change.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
27 Jan 2007 04:29:08 AM |
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Bjango the lucky monkey wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
It's a very long time since a simple post like this had me in fits of
laughter.
Thanks Bjango - you made my day.
Bob
..........here's a 'giggle' for you Bjango: [It should be sung to the
tune of that well known hymn]
All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat;
All things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, all evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous, the Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, each beastly little squid.
Who made the spiky urchin? Who made the shark? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous, all pox both great and small, Putrid,
foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
[Monty Python]
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 10:03:53 AM |
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Bjango the lucky monkey:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you.
Been there, done that. No jesus out there. Strangely, without any exercise
at all on my side, _Odin_ revealed himself to me.
How about you give him and his fellow High Gods of the North a try? You've
got nothing to lose but so much... sound familiar?
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 10:16:06 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:03:53 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Bjango the lucky monkey:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you.
Been there, done that. No jesus out there. Strangely, without any exercise
at all on my side, _Odin_ revealed himself to me.
How about you give him and his fellow High Gods of the North a try? You've
got nothing to lose but so much... sound familiar?
They have to be pretty stupid to tell us to ask something we don't
believe, to reveal itself.
All it does is demonstrate that they had to believe in it in order to
believe in it. Because when they do, they rationalise things as it
responding to them.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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27 Jan 2007 12:33:14 AM |
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Christopher A.Lee:
They have to be pretty stupid to tell us to ask something we don't
believe, to reveal itself.
Let alone that the mere idea that "unbeliever = just never heard the
*****, err, gospel" is so insanely stupid for the civilized world
today... I want to ram my head through a brickwall.
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
27 Jan 2007 02:28:10 AM |
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In article <1169812509.921015.208970@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>,
"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Been there done that a long time ago. Nothing happened.
By the way, next time you see him, ask Jeebus to explain to you the
difference between "lose" and "loose".
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Tink" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
05 Feb 2007 04:25:29 PM |
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On 2007-01-26 06:55:10 -0500, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6517@googlemail.com> said:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Been there, done that (more than once), bought the T-shirt, went home,
woke up and said "What the *****????"
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Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
01 Feb 2007 09:39:45 PM |
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On 26 Jan 2007 03:55:10 -0800, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
What a sad stupid ***** you are.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
02 Feb 2007 03:49:22 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:39:45 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you.
Ah dear. Like father, like son.
God mooning to Moses, and Jesus flashing to anyone who asks.
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| User: "stoney" |
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09 Feb 2007 10:39:33 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:49:22 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote
in alt.atheism
On Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:39:45 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you.
Ah dear. Like father, like son.
God mooning to Moses, and Jesus flashing to anyone who asks.
I didn't write what you're responding to.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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09 Feb 2007 03:30:26 PM |
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On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:39:33 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:49:22 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote
in alt.atheism
On Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:39:45 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you.
Ah dear. Like father, like son.
God mooning to Moses, and Jesus flashing to anyone who asks.
I didn't write what you're responding to.
I know. Did I make a pigs arse of trimming the attributes...
Again? (:-)
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| User: "stoney" |
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12 Feb 2007 10:18:48 PM |
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On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:30:26 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote
in alt.atheism
On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:39:33 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:49:22 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote
in alt.atheism
On Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:39:45 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you.
Ah dear. Like father, like son.
God mooning to Moses, and Jesus flashing to anyone who asks.
I didn't write what you're responding to.
I know. Did I make a pigs arse of trimming the attributes...
Again? (:-)
*Still!*.... ;)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 06:49:26 PM |
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On 26 Jan 2007 03:55:10 -0800, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, ...
--- believing is what you do in the church.
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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26 Jan 2007 08:50:26 AM |
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On 26 Jan 2007 03:55:10 -0800, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
What is it with these unthinking idiots?
Why doesn't the sociopath ask Zeus, Mithras, Odin or even Santa Claus
to reveal himself to him?
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| User: "stoney" |
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05 Feb 2007 12:28:54 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:50:26 -0500, Christopher A.Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote in alt.atheism
On 26 Jan 2007 03:55:10 -0800, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
What is it with these unthinking idiots?
Why doesn't the sociopath ask Zeus, Mithras, Odin or even Santa Claus
to reveal himself to him?
Because they don't have a proper raincoat.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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26 Jan 2007 12:46:40 PM |
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On 26 Jan 2007 03:55:10 -0800, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Why don't you try the same but for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and let us know
how much you gained and lost?
Ben
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of God :-) |
26 Jan 2007 07:27:46 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:55:10 -0800, Bjango the lucky monkey wrote:
You may not believe at all
That's right.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"God, shmod, I want my monkey man!"
- Bart Simpson
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| User: "MarkA" |
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26 Jan 2007 07:11:53 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:55:10 -0800, Bjango the lucky monkey wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet place
and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your spirit and see
what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to gain.
In other words, meditate. Eastern cultures have been practicing that for
centuries, without the 'pray to Jesus' fluff.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Richo" |
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26 Jan 2007 07:03:27 PM |
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On Jan 26, 10:55 pm, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all
O.K. Thanks!
Cheers, Mark.
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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26 Jan 2007 06:22:31 AM |
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On Jan 26, 11:55 am, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
But indecent exposure isn't a capital offence.
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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26 Jan 2007 01:19:10 PM |
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On Jan 26, 11:55 am, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Unsurprisingly, nothing happened, so I went t'pub instead.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist, BAAWA Lowly Evilmeister and tamer of the Demon Duck of
Doom
Convicted by Earthquack
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Hatter" |
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26 Jan 2007 11:45:08 AM |
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On Jan 26, 6:55 am, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Already have. Test failed.
Hatter
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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26 Jan 2007 01:51:23 PM |
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"Hatter" <Hatter23@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1169833507.311592.234630@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 26, 6:55 am, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote:
You may not believe at all, but pray a simple prayer, go to a quiet
place and simply ask Jesus to reveal himself to you. Quieten your
spirit and see what happens, you have nothing to loose and so much to
gain.
Already have. Test failed.
Me too. If he didn't show up when I was 13, vulnerable and stupid, he's
definitely not coming now.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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