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Religions > Atheism |
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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02 Apr 2007 12:49:31 PM |
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Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
Laus Deo !!!
May GOD bless you in HIS tremendous way.
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
May HIS immortal brethren pray for our dying mortal friends and
neighbors:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Especially the family of our dearly departed Bob(this one) Pastorio:
http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/8728.html
http://pics.livejournal.com/bobs_amanuensis/pic/0000z24f/g1
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| User: "Qadosh Stephanos" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
06 Apr 2007 12:02:08 PM |
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On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<love11@thetruth.com> wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
Laus Deo !!!
May GOD bless you in HIS tremendous way.
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
Andrew <><
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| User: "Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
06 Apr 2007 07:54:15 PM |
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On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000, Qadosh Stephanos sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
--
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Top ***** #3; Lits ***** #16
Gutter Chix0r #16
"Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy.
"If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub..."
"For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and
air conditioning"
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
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Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>
"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me
again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and
counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do
it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to
character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.
MID: <45E22F00.5070103@yahoo.com>
"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could
all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us
alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there
from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you
for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that
means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her
sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia
Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
argument.
"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>
At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0
"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw
something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down
your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.
"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.
"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you
think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie
snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?
"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and
abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The
PorchMonkey4Life has gone on re-define red as yellow, black as white,
and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:
<kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02>
"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3afeaadaa2723e9ab1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker
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| User: "The Secretary of HomIntern" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
06 Apr 2007 07:56:47 PM |
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000, Qadosh Stephanos sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
I know yer very afraid of getting gaybashed again. And on public
transportation at that, Gayton McFagg0t.
"I love horse c0ck, ..." -- Gayton McFagg0t admits his love of horse
penis publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.12.38.11.237669@statements.likeyours>
"When a gerbil starts kicking around inside of me, I feel all good
inside." -- Gayton McFagg0t gives one reason why he loves gerbil
stuffing in, "I love horse c0ck, ..." -- Gayton McFagg0t admits his
love of horse penis publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.05.12.35.11.236969@statements.likeyours>
"I hate getting anal stitches. My daddy never lets me heal properly." --
Gayton McFagg0t whines about the after effects of his daddy bunghole
rapings in , message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.29.11.49.11.236123@statements.likeyours>
"I had my first mental breakdown when my mommy made me eat her out. It
was then that I know that I was gonna be a bottomboy." -- Gayton
McFagg0t describes his path to homosexuality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.11.29.12.238234@statements.likeyours>
"My daddy gave me a pony for my 11th birthday. Little did he know the
pony was riding me too." -- Gayton McFagg0t descrines his path to
bestiality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.17.12.04.13.237721@statements.likeyours>
"My parents excepted the fact that I love horse genitalia. I haven't
told them about my cravings for gerbils yet. " -- Gayton McFagg0t tries
to let his parents in on his trisexuality in. Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.03.10.31.11.235412@statements.likeyours>
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| User: "The God of Odd Statements" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
07 Apr 2007 05:17:21 PM |
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On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:56:47 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern did most
oddly state:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000, Qadosh Stephanos sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
I know yer very afraid of getting gaybashed again. And on public
transportation at that, Gayton McFagg0t.
You mean the public transportation I've been using for over twenty
years?
--
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Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top ***** #3
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits ***** #16
Gutter Chix0r #16
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
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"Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support"
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adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net>
"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM>
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker
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| User: "The Secretary of HomIntern" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
08 Apr 2007 01:04:24 AM |
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The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:56:47 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern did most
oddly state:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000, Qadosh Stephanos sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
I know yer very afraid of getting gaybashed again. And on public
transportation at that, Gayton McFagg0t.
You mean the public transportation I've been using for over twenty
years?
Yeah, I mean the public transportation when you got Gaybashed and had a
near death experience, Gayton Mcc0cksuck. I bet yer bunghole gets
phantom pangs everytime you see public transporation, eh???
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| User: "Porsche Monkey For Life" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
08 Apr 2007 05:21:06 AM |
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On the long hot summer day of Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:04:24 +0000, The
Secretary of HomIntern dribbled:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:56:47 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern did most
oddly state:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000, Qadosh Stephanos sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
I know yer very afraid of getting gaybashed again. And on public
transportation at that, Gayton McFagg0t.
You mean the public transportation I've been using for over twenty
years?
Yeah, I mean the public transportation when you got Gaybashed and had a
near death experience, Gayton Mcc0cksuck. I bet yer bunghole gets
phantom pangs everytime you see public transporation, eh???
Not really, no. I've used it lots of times since then, and it wasn't a
"near-death experience" -- didn't even require hospitalisation, nor was
it serious enough to mandate police involvement. The actual violence
itself didn't last as long as two minutes...
--
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The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top ***** #3; Lits ***** #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #16
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
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Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew
So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ***** though. Hopefully this will help you.
Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
Grading scale follows questions.
Have they ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*
4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".
5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)
12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.
13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.
In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"
3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.
4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
7. Defended a well known kook.
8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.
In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.
3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
4. Mail-bombed anyone.
5. Spammed a newsgroup.
6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
7. Lost an account due to abuse.
8. Won a kook award.
9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)
10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.
12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.
26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
36 - 50 points : Kook ***** Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
51 + points : Kook Magna ***** Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
08 Apr 2007 10:06:54 AM |
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Porsche Monkey For Life <PorscheMonkey4Life@iridebutyoudrive.com> wrote:
On the long hot summer day of Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:04:24 +0000, The
Secretary of HomIntern dribbled:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:56:47 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern did most
oddly state:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000, Qadosh Stephanos sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
I know yer very afraid of getting gaybashed again. And on public
transportation at that, Gayton McFagg0t.
You mean the public transportation I've been using for over twenty
years?
Yeah, I mean the public transportation when you got Gaybashed and had a
near death experience, Gayton Mcc0cksuck. I bet yer bunghole gets
phantom pangs everytime you see public transporation, eh???
Not really, no. I've used it lots of times since then, and it wasn't a
"near-death experience" -- didn't even require hospitalisation, nor was
it serious enough to mandate police involvement. The actual violence
itself didn't last as long as two minutes...
Kooks never let facts interfere with their delusions.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco?
The section is clearly attributed to Art Deco, not to you, Deco."
-- Dr. David Tholen
"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Behold a Flying Rat :-) |
08 Apr 2007 07:42:53 PM |
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On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:06:54 -0600, Art Deco did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
On the long hot summer day of Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:04:24 +0000, The
Secretary of HomIntern dribbled:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:56:47 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern did
most oddly state:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000, Qadosh Stephanos sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 2 Apr 2007 10:49:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat wrote:
Andrew Chung:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/FR
I did not find me on your convicts list.
What ever happened to Qadosh Stephanos?
Does that mean, I am now your brethren?
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
I know yer very afraid of getting gaybashed again. And on public
transportation at that, Gayton McFagg0t.
You mean the public transportation I've been using for over twenty
years?
Yeah, I mean the public transportation when you got Gaybashed and had
a near death experience, Gayton Mcc0cksuck. I bet yer bunghole gets
phantom pangs everytime you see public transporation, eh???
Not really, no. I've used it lots of times since then, and it wasn't a
"near-death experience" -- didn't even require hospitalisation, nor was
it serious enough to mandate police involvement. The actual violence
itself didn't last as long as two minutes...
Kooks never let facts interfere with their delusions.
This is so true.
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top ***** #3; Lits ***** #16
"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns9905E2BDB827wranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72.3B5F4435@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCBBB.1B35@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926.6F259DC9@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q3uti3t52@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
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