Religions > Atheism > Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact.
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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14 Apr 2007 02:22:33 AM |
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Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
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On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:49:20 -0400, Velvet Elvis <chess@loiodice.com> wrote:
On 15 Apr 2007 09:05:27 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <love10@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor bob young wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor bob young wrote:
If there were an Almighty God 'He' would hardly require proof would
he? !
**GOD does not require proof** but the man of lawlessness who thinks he is
god does (2 Thessalonians 2).
**emphasis** added.
Using your own words, tell us why "God does not require proof"?
So far, you've failed abysmally to do so
Cue crickets...
Thus, this proof is for you.
May GOD bless you.
You failed to adequately answer the question:
If there were an Almighty God 'He' would hardly require proof would
he? !
See **emphasis** above.
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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| Title: chungian failure |
15 Apr 2007 12:09:28 PM |
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What's your proof that there is a god or a "jesus"?
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| User: "St. Jockofgrapes" |
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15 Apr 2007 02:44:40 PM |
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"Kurt Gavin" <buggeroff@s.com> wrote in message news:c%sUh.1177$j63.793@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
What's your proof that there is a god or a "jesus"?
You are evasive and your question has been answered many time
throughout history.
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15 Apr 2007 02:56:53 PM |
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"St. Jockofgrapes" <ljmybell@maybeiwill.com> wrote in message
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"Kurt Gavin" <buggeroff@s.com> wrote in message
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What's your proof that there is a god or a "jesus"?
You are evasive and your question has been answered many time
throughout history.
You are a liar, and it has never been answered.
If you want to prove your gods, have them appear and prove their existence
and powers and let mankind know what they want.
Educate your weak ignorant mind:
http://www.evilbible.com/
Welcome to the EvilBible.com Web Site
This web site is designed to spread the vicious truth about the Bible.
For far too long priests and preachers have completely ignored the vicious
criminal acts that the Bible promotes. The so called “God” of the Bible
makes Osama Bin Laden look like a Boy Scout. This God, according to the
Bible, is directly responsible for many mass-murders, rapes, pillage,
plunder, slavery, child abuse and killing, not to mention the killing of
unborn children. I have included references to the Biblical passages, so
grab your Bible and follow along. You can also follow along with on-line
Bibles such as BibleStudyTools.net or SkepticsAnnotatedBible.com.
It always amazes me how many times this God orders the killing of
innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said “Thou shall not kill”.
For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census
of the people (1 Chronicles 21). God also orders the destruction of 60
cities so that the Israelites can live there. He orders the killing of all
the men, women, and children of each city, and the looting of all of value
(Deuteronomy 3). He orders another attack and the killing of “all the
living creatures of the city: men and women, young, and old, as well as oxen
sheep, and asses” (Joshua 6). In Judges 21, He orders the murder of all the
people of Jabesh-gilead, except for the virgin girls who were taken to be
forcibly raped and married. When they wanted more virgins, God told them to
hide alongside the road and when they saw a girl they liked, kidnap her and
forcibly rape her and make her your wife! Just about every other page in
the Old Testament has God killing somebody! In 2 Kings 10:18-27, God orders
the murder of all the worshipers of a different god in their very own
church! In total God kills 371,186 people directly and orders another
1,862,265 people murdered.
The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own
daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and
Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms
137:9).
This type of criminal behavior should shock any moral person. Murder,
rape, pillage, plunder, slavery, and child abuse can not be justified by
saying that some god says it’s OK. If more people would actually sit down
and read the Bible there would be a lot more atheists like myself.
Jesus also promoted the idea that all men should castrate themselves to
go to heaven: "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother's
womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are
eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He
that is able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12 ASV) I
don't know why anyone would follow the teachings of someone who literally
tells all men to cut off their privates.
The God of the Bible also was a big fan of ritual human sacrifice and
animal sacrifice.
And just in case you are thinking that the evil and immoral laws of the
Old Testament are no longer in effect, perhaps you should read where Jesus
makes it perfectly clear: "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away
than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid."
(Luke 16:17 NAB) There are many more quotes on this topic at my "Do Not
Ignore the Old Testament" web page.
I know that most Christians believe that God is a good and loving god,
and wants people to do good things. I believe that most people want to do
good things and behave morally. I also believe that many Christians haven’t
really read the Bible, or just read certain passages in church. This is
understandable, as the Bible is hard to read due to its archaic language and
obscure references. Also many priests and preachers don’t like to read
certain passages in the Bible because they present a message of hate not
love.
If you follow the links on the left side of this page you will learn
about all the nasty things in the Bible that are usually not talked about by
priests and preachers. You can also discuss things related to this web site
or religion and atheism in general at the
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| User: "Melchizedek" |
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15 Apr 2007 03:03:27 PM |
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"Kurt Gavin" <buggeroff@s.com> wrote in message news:9svUh.21736$PL.1084@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
"St. Jockofgrapes" <ljmybell@maybeiwill.com> wrote in message news:46227e12$0$2270$8d2e0cab@news.newsgroup-binaries.com...
"Kurt Gavin" <buggeroff@s.com> wrote in message news:c%sUh.1177$j63.793@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
What's your proof that there is a god or a "jesus"?
You are evasive and your question has been answered many time
throughout history.
You are a liar, and it has never been answered.
(Matthew 7:6 NASB)
6 “?a?Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls
before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and
tear you to pieces. [1]
7:6 Do not give what is holy to the dogs. This principle is why Jesus Himself
did not do miracles for unbelievers (13:58). This is to be done in respect
for what is holy, not merely out of contempt for the dogs and swine. Nothing
here contradicts the principle of 5:44. That verse governs personal dealings
with one’s enemies; this principle governs how one handles the gospel in the
face of those who hate the truth.[2]
7:6 Verse 6 proves that Jesus did not intend to forbid every kind of
judgment. He warned His disciples not to give holy things to dogs or to cast
.... pearls before swine. Under the Mosaic Law dogs and swine were unclean
animals and here the terms are used to depict wicked people. When we meet
vicious people who treat divine truths with utter contempt and respond to our
preaching of the claims of Christ with abuse and violence, we are not
obligated to continue to share the gospel with them. To press the matter only
brings increased condemnation to the offenders.
Needless to say, it requires spiritual perception to discern these people.
Perhaps that is why the next verses take up the subject of prayer, by which
we can ask for wisdom.
[3]
We have to determine who the dogs are and who the pigs are, don’t we? These
are not fourlegged animals He is talking about. We are not to give that which
is holy unto dogs or cast our pearls before swine; therefore, there is
ajudgment that we need to make.
There are certain times and places where it is not worthwhile to say a word.
This is a judgment you need to make. I remember a Tennessee legislator friend
of mine who was a heavy drinker. He was wonderfully converted and is a choice
servant of God today. The other members of the legislature knew how he drank.
Then they heard he “got religion,” as they called it. One day this fellow
took his seat in the legislature, and his fellow-members looked him over.
Finally, someone rose, addressed the chairman of the meeting and said, “I
make a motion that we hear a sermon from Deacon So-and-So.” Everyone laughed.
But my friend was equal to the occasion. He got to his feet and said, “I’m
sorry, I do not have anything to say. My Lord told me not to cast my pearls
before swine.” He sat down, and they never ridiculed him anymore.
A police inspector in the city of New York told me about certain apartments
which were filled with no one but homosexuals. He told me, “They know I’m a
Christian, and when they are brought into the station, they say to me,
‘Preach us a sermon!’ But I never cast my pearls before swine.” He looked at
me and said, “I guess you think I’m a little hardboiled, but I was a flatfoot
in that area, and I know those folk. I worked with them for years.”
May I say to you, there are swine and there are dogs in our society. What are
we to do? Jesus tells us that we are not to judge, and then He tells us we
are to judge. Well, He tells us in the next verse what we are to do.
[4]
To be effective in ministry, we must make judgments—not for condemnation, but
for identification. Is this person open? Is he sensitive? Is he hungering? Or
does he just want to argue and discuss endlessly? The Lord loves to see us
effective, and Satan would love to see us sidetracked. How do we know what is
wise in these matters? How can we know what we should do and where we should
invest our time? How does this work out practically? Jesus gives the answer
in the next verse.[5]
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a Matt 15:26
[1]New American Standard Bible : 1995 update. 1995 (Mt 7:6). LaHabra, CA: The
Lockman Foundation.
[2]MacArthur, J. J. (1997, c1997). The MacArthur Study Bible (electronic ed.)
(Mt 7:6). Nashville: Word Pub.
[3]MacDonald, W., & Farstad, A. (1997, c1995). Believer's Bible Commentary :
Old and New Testaments (Mt 7:6). Nashville: Thomas Nelson.
[4]McGee, J. V. (1997, c1981). Thru the Bible commentary. Based on the Thru
the Bible radio program. (electronic ed.) (4:40-41). Nashville: Thomas
Nelson.
[5]Courson, J. (2003). Jon Courson's Application Commentary (42). Nashville,
TN: Thomas Nelson.
-- Sig
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If you want to prove your gods, have them appear and prove their existence and powers and let mankind know what they want.
Educate your weak ignorant mind:
http://www.evilbible.com/
Welcome to the EvilBible.com Web Site
This web site is designed to spread the vicious truth about the Bible. For far too long priests and preachers have completely
ignored the vicious criminal acts that the Bible promotes. The so called “God” of the Bible makes Osama Bin Laden look like a Boy
Scout. This God, according to the Bible, is directly responsible for many mass-murders, rapes, pillage, plunder, slavery, child
abuse and killing, not to mention the killing of unborn children. I have included references to the Biblical passages, so grab
your Bible and follow along. You can also follow along with on-line Bibles such as BibleStudyTools.net or
SkepticsAnnotatedBible.com.
It always amazes me how many times this God orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said “Thou
shall not kill”. For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21).
God also orders the destruction of 60 cities so that the Israelites can live there. He orders the killing of all the men, women,
and children of each city, and the looting of all of value (Deuteronomy 3). He orders another attack and the killing of “all the
living creatures of the city: men and women, young, and old, as well as oxen sheep, and asses” (Joshua 6). In Judges 21, He
orders the murder of all the people of Jabesh-gilead, except for the virgin girls who were taken to be forcibly raped and married.
When they wanted more virgins, God told them to hide alongside the road and when they saw a girl they liked, kidnap her and
forcibly rape her and make her your wife! Just about every other page in the Old Testament has God killing somebody! In 2 Kings
10:18-27, God orders the murder of all the worshipers of a different god in their very own church! In total God kills 371,186
people directly and orders another 1,862,265 people murdered.
The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse
(Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).
This type of criminal behavior should shock any moral person. Murder, rape, pillage, plunder, slavery, and child abuse can not
be justified by saying that some god says it’s OK. If more people would actually sit down and read the Bible there would be a lot
more atheists like myself.
Jesus also promoted the idea that all men should castrate themselves to go to heaven: "For there are eunuchs, that were so
born from their mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs, that made themselves
eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12 ASV) I don't know
why anyone would follow the teachings of someone who literally tells all men to cut off their privates.
The God of the Bible also was a big fan of ritual human sacrifice and animal sacrifice.
And just in case you are thinking that the evil and immoral laws of the Old Testament are no longer in effect, perhaps you
should read where Jesus makes it perfectly clear: "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of
the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB) There are many more quotes on this topic at my "Do Not Ignore the Old
Testament" web page.
I know that most Christians believe that God is a good and loving god, and wants people to do good things. I believe that most
people want to do good things and behave morally. I also believe that many Christians haven’t really read the Bible, or just read
certain passages in church. This is understandable, as the Bible is hard to read due to its archaic language and obscure
references. Also many priests and preachers don’t like to read certain passages in the Bible because they present a message of
hate not love.
If you follow the links on the left side of this page you will learn about all the nasty things in the Bible that are usually
not talked about by priests and preachers. You can also discuss things related to this web site or religion and atheism in
general at the
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| User: "Flying Rat, board-certified Earthquack trainer" |
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15 Apr 2007 01:40:57 PM |
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In article <c%sUh.1177$j63.793@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
buggeroff@s.com says...
What's your proof that there is a god or a "jesus"?
I'm still waiting for proof of his medical practice and hospital
priveliges.
FR
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| User: "St. Jockofgrapes" |
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15 Apr 2007 02:45:01 PM |
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<Flying Rat>; "board-certified Earthquack trainer" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:MPG.208c8211feb61a69989b4b@news.readfreenews.net...
Nope!
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| User: "Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD" |
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17 Apr 2007 01:01:07 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Flying Rat, board-certified Earthquack
trainer said...
In article <c%sUh.1177$j63.793@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
buggeroff@s.com says...
What's your proof that there is a god or a "jesus"?
I'm still waiting for proof of his medical practice and hospital
priveliges.
You'll be waiting a long time. His medical board listing says he has no
hospital privileges.
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Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister, Physician & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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Diet with Dr. Chung: http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html
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| User: "Mâck©®" |
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16 Apr 2007 05:37:19 PM |
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On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:09:28 GMT, "Kurt Gavin" <buggeroff@s.com>
wrote:
What's your proof that there is a god or a "jesus"?
why do you keep keep cross posting these chung trolls which are off
topic because they are about chung, in any medical group?
chung is a troll and unmedicated scizophrenic.
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| User: "Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
14 Apr 2007 11:57:13 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor bob young wrote:
If there were an Almighty God 'He' would hardly require proof would
he? !
GOD does not require proof but the man of lawlessness who thinks he is
god does (2 Thessalonians 2).
Thus, this proof is for you.
I couldn't agree more, Doctor! Another insightful and shrewd diagnosis
by my learned colleague Dr. Chung! Hear hear!
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Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister, Physician & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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| User: "Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
14 Apr 2007 11:49:28 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
See Father, I told you that my esteemed college would concur, but you
just had to get a second opinion. Stick with the regimen of 2 pounds of
cat meat a day, and your Multiple Sclerosis will be cured in no time.
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
15 Apr 2007 12:43:26 AM |
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On Apr 15, 12:49 am, Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD <jwe...@jscsjcdjs.com>
wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
See Father, I told you that my esteemed college would concur, but you
just had to get a second opinion. Stick with the regimen of 2 pounds of
cat meat a day, and your Multiple Sclerosis will be cured in no time.
Slight problem that's going to create a REAL headache for me
down at the shelter. Chung is interpreting the bible here, where
the chief unit of weight is not the Imperial / English pound, but
the "talent," equivalent to 75 lbs. That's 150 pounds of cat
meat, approximately 12 cats of average weight, or 80 kittens.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
14 Apr 2007 07:12:26 PM |
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On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
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| User: "Irv Cottonmouth Hyatt" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
14 Apr 2007 08:08:04 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
the spicy kind
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
15 Apr 2007 12:44:48 AM |
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On Apr 14, 9:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...> On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
the spicy kind
The kind that could blister paint?
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
16 Apr 2007 02:09:21 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
16 Apr 2007 07:41:41 PM |
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On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
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| User: "Irv Cottonmouth Hyatt" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
16 Apr 2007 09:08:09 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
16 Apr 2007 10:40:49 PM |
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On Apr 16, 10:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
You've come to the right place.
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| User: "Irv Cottonmouth Hyatt" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
17 Apr 2007 12:32:32 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176781249.543321.182610@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 10:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
You've come to the right place.
If out of menudo, can I get a nice steaming bowl of greasy posole?
Lots of lime to cover up the taste too.
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| User: "Velvet Elvis" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
17 Apr 2007 01:12:32 PM |
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On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:32:32 -0700, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
<irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176781249.543321.182610@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 10:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
You've come to the right place.
If out of menudo, can I get a nice steaming bowl of greasy posole?
Lots of lime to cover up the taste too.
I wouldn't touch Menudo. It has Ricky Martin in it.
--
Get smart and I'll ***** you over -- sayeth The Lord.
-- Frank Zappa, regarding Christianity's
apparent preference for perpetuation of ignorance
as a way of life.
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| User: "Irv Cottonmouth Hyatt" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
17 Apr 2007 01:59:19 PM |
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"Velvet Elvis" <chess@loiodice.com> wrote in message
news:sf3a239qkl4rkj81atm4n2v38gf8oshs1f@4ax.com...
On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:32:32 -0700, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
<irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176781249.543321.182610@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 10:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising
doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
You've come to the right place.
If out of menudo, can I get a nice steaming bowl of greasy posole?
Lots of lime to cover up the taste too.
I wouldn't touch Menudo. It has Ricky Martin in it.
Yuk yuk. Too much gristle, he was taken out.
--
Get smart and I'll ***** you over -- sayeth The Lord.
-- Frank Zappa, regarding Christianity's
apparent preference for perpetuation of ignorance
as a way of life.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
17 Apr 2007 02:50:45 PM |
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"Velvet Elvis" <chess@loiodice.com> wrote in message
news:sf3a239qkl4rkj81atm4n2v38gf8oshs1f@4ax.com...
On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:32:32 -0700, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
<irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176781249.543321.182610@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 10:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising
doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
You've come to the right place.
If out of menudo, can I get a nice steaming bowl of greasy posole?
Lots of lime to cover up the taste too.
I wouldn't touch Menudo. It has Ricky Martin in it.
Yum ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Velvet Elvis" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
17 Apr 2007 04:20:33 PM |
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On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:50:45 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Velvet Elvis" <chess@loiodice.com> wrote in message
news:sf3a239qkl4rkj81atm4n2v38gf8oshs1f@4ax.com...
On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:32:32 -0700, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
<irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176781249.543321.182610@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 10:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising
doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
You've come to the right place.
If out of menudo, can I get a nice steaming bowl of greasy posole?
Lots of lime to cover up the taste too.
I wouldn't touch Menudo. It has Ricky Martin in it.
Yum ;)
If you were to believe the gossip mill, it would appear you're not his
preferred gender. <g>
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| User: "Irv Cottonmouth Hyatt" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
17 Apr 2007 07:06:56 PM |
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"Velvet Elvis" <chess@loiodice.com> wrote in message
news:hfea23dotb1r4p971dt6bi4267ed6qgit4@4ax.com...
On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:50:45 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Velvet Elvis" <chess@loiodice.com> wrote in message
news:sf3a239qkl4rkj81atm4n2v38gf8oshs1f@4ax.com...
On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:32:32 -0700, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
<irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176781249.543321.182610@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 10:08 pm, "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176770501.124929.153040@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 16, 3:09 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176595946.485810.139180@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 14, 3:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising
doctor's
approval.
Okay. Add bean dip.
And guacomole
With a bowl of menudo.
Extra tripe fer shure
You've come to the right place.
If out of menudo, can I get a nice steaming bowl of greasy posole?
Lots of lime to cover up the taste too.
I wouldn't touch Menudo. It has Ricky Martin in it.
Yum ;)
If you were to believe the gossip mill, it would appear you're not his
preferred gender. <g>
Buzzkill
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
14 Apr 2007 03:17:07 AM |
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On Apr 14, 8:22 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
What? Not even if he's a blagger like you?
BTW, how many people have actually paid you the "donation" (advance
fee) for your Million Dollar Guarantee. Can you prove that anybody
has?
Somebody please reply to this so that Mr Tell-the-demon-to-pass-the-
ketchup can give me his reply.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
15 Apr 2007 06:50:39 AM |
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:22:33 -0700, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Neither will anything you propose. That's why you were fired from your one
and only job...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
15 Apr 2007 08:48:38 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mark K. Bilbo said...
On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:22:33 -0700, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Neither will anything you propose. That's why you were fired from your one
and only job...
Dr. Andrew B. Chung: The Frito Bandito of Cardiology
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Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister, Physician & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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Diet with Dr. Chung: http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
15 Apr 2007 11:46:37 AM |
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On Apr 15, 7:50 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:22:33 -0700, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Will it work?
The FRITOS diet will likely not meet with your supervising doctor's
approval.
Neither will anything you propose. That's why you were fired from your one
and only job...
He's probably actually TRIED putting his patients on 2PD FRITOS.
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| User: "St. Jockofgrapes" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio died on April Fool's day and diabetic FR remains so very angry about this irrefutable fact. |
15 Apr 2007 02:43:44 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1176655597.676921.48780@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
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