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"DanielSan" |
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07 Mar 2006 11:08:34 PM |
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Proof of Magic |
I have solid, clincing proof that magic exists, especially in England.
Here is the proof:
"On the first day of the seventh month, verily didst a giant with a
beard so thick and full, that it didst cover his massive face, enter the
hut by the sea. He approachedst thy young lad of eleven years of age
with the shape of Thor's weapon branded into his head.
"And verily, the giant saith to lad, 'You're a wizard, Harry.'"
(Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
There. Clinching proof of magic. Why? Because the book says it does,
of course. You are welcome, however, to prove that magic doesn't exist.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of Magic |
07 Mar 2006 11:48:41 PM |
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DanielSan wrote:
I have solid, clincing proof that magic exists, especially in England.
Here is the proof:
"On the first day of the seventh month, verily didst a giant with a
beard so thick and full, that it didst cover his massive face, enter the
hut by the sea. He approachedst thy young lad of eleven years of age
with the shape of Thor's weapon branded into his head.
"And verily, the giant saith to lad, 'You're a wizard, Harry.'"
(Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
There. Clinching proof of magic. Why? Because the book says it does,
of course. You are welcome, however, to prove that magic doesn't exist.
Of course magic exists. But you're using the wrong book. Potter is
false magic. *Real* magic is done at Kitanohashi High School!
http://tviv.org/wiki/Magic_User's_Club!
Not only does it say so in our book, but also shows us on our magic
glass eyed box.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Pace Car Driver
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of Magic |
08 Mar 2006 07:48:36 AM |
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wrote:
DanielSan wrote:
I have solid, clincing proof that magic exists, especially in England.
Here is the proof:
"On the first day of the seventh month, verily didst a giant with a
beard so thick and full, that it didst cover his massive face, enter the
hut by the sea. He approachedst thy young lad of eleven years of age
with the shape of Thor's weapon branded into his head.
"And verily, the giant saith to lad, 'You're a wizard, Harry.'"
(Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
There. Clinching proof of magic. Why? Because the book says it does,
of course. You are welcome, however, to prove that magic doesn't exist.
Of course magic exists. But you're using the wrong book. Potter is
false magic. *Real* magic is done at Kitanohashi High School!
http://tviv.org/wiki/Magic_User's_Club!
Not only does it say so in our book, but also shows us on our magic
glass eyed box.
Blasphemer! *destroys panamafloyd for believing something different
than him*
;-)
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "In every country and in every age, the priest *
* has been hostile to liberty. He is always in *
* alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in *
* return for protection to his own." *
* --Jefferson (in a letter to H. Spafford, 1814) *
****************************************************
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of Magic |
09 Mar 2006 12:34:31 AM |
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DanielSan wrote:
panamfloyd@hotmail.com wrote:
DanielSan wrote:
I have solid, clincing proof that magic exists, especially in England.
Here is the proof:
"On the first day of the seventh month, verily didst a giant with a
beard so thick and full, that it didst cover his massive face, enter the
hut by the sea. He approachedst thy young lad of eleven years of age
with the shape of Thor's weapon branded into his head.
"And verily, the giant saith to lad, 'You're a wizard, Harry.'"
(Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
There. Clinching proof of magic. Why? Because the book says it does,
of course. You are welcome, however, to prove that magic doesn't exist.
Of course magic exists. But you're using the wrong book. Potter is
false magic. *Real* magic is done at Kitanohashi High School!
http://tviv.org/wiki/Magic_User's_Club!
Not only does it say so in our book, but also shows us on our magic
glass eyed box.
Blasphemer! *destroys panamafloyd for believing something different
than him*
Errrk...aaaack..the wand...l...it works...who..knew.....
<no signal>
<no carrier>
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Department of Telepropaganda
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Proof of Magic |
08 Mar 2006 10:10:39 AM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> posting the following on Tue, 07 Mar 2006
21:08:34 -0800 iin alt.atheism?
I have solid, clincing proof that magic exists, especially in England.
Here is the proof:
"On the first day of the seventh month, verily didst a giant with a
beard so thick and full, that it didst cover his massive face, enter the
hut by the sea. He approachedst thy young lad of eleven years of age
with the shape of Thor's weapon branded into his head.
"And verily, the giant saith to lad, 'You're a wizard, Harry.'"
(Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
There. Clinching proof of magic. Why? Because the book says it does,
of course. You are welcome, however, to prove that magic doesn't exist.
:)
Of course, I love the story that came out while they were filming the
first movie. The film makers had secured a section of railway to film
the Hogwarts Express rolling through the countryside. What they
didn't expect were that on the second day of filming, hundreds of
children would be lining the tracks waiting to see the *real* Hogwarts
Express.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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