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"phy" |
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05 Jul 2004 12:03:14 PM |
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Proof that angels and demons exist |
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
-phy
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| User: "Fester" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
07 Jul 2004 09:29:06 PM |
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"phy" <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
Thanks a lot. Now I'll have that bit from MP and the Holy Grail (you know,
where they scientifically prove the girl is a witch) in my head for a full
day.
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
08 Jul 2004 02:08:00 AM |
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"Fester" <not@home.com> wrote in message
news:Sj2Hc.128169$2o2.6723561@twister.southeast.rr.com...
"phy" <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
Thanks a lot. Now I'll have that bit from MP and the Holy Grail (you
know,
where they scientifically prove the girl is a witch) in my head for a full
day.
Hey, it was a fair cop.
"...and that, My Lord, is how we know the World is banana-shaped."
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ArWeGod
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| User: "James Blakely" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
06 Jul 2004 04:52:06 PM |
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And here is an corollary:
Giraffes are the only animal that do not make a sound. So, next time you
don't hear anything, there is a giraffe behind you.
"phy" <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
-phy
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
05 Jul 2004 05:45:23 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, phy poured fuel on the fire with the
following:
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
Would you like to buy a bridge real cheap?
Regards,
Josef
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than
religion.
-- Jules de Goncourt
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| User: "phy" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
06 Jul 2004 09:58:04 AM |
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Josef Balluch <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in
news:MPG.1b53a40ceb9cd166989871@206.172.150.13:
Would you like to buy a bridge real cheap?
If it isn't invisible, it deosn't exist.
-phy
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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06 Jul 2004 05:46:29 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, phy poured fuel on the fire with the
following:
....
If it isn't invisible, it deosn't exist.
Have a look in the mirror.
Regards,
Josef
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-- Jules de Gaultier
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| User: "Jez" |
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06 Jul 2004 06:29:31 PM |
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Josef Balluch wrote:
In a message sent 'round the world, phy poured fuel on the fire with the
following:
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If it isn't invisible, it deosn't exist.
Have a look in the mirror.
Aw man.....I don't wanna look at me....
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
05 Jul 2004 02:05:46 PM |
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In article <Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>,
phy00x@yahoo.com says...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
We can't see farts.
We can't see angels.
Therefore, farts are angels.
Or is that "Therefore angels fart."?
--
Enkidu - AA# 2165
EAC Plant Psychologist
"Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for
everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections
are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence
to religious principles"
James D. Watson
http://www.nobel.se/medicine/laureates/1962/watson-bio.html
"The Astonishing Hypothesis is that `You,' your joys and
your sorrows, your memories and your ambitions, your
sense of personal identity and free will, are in fact no
more than the behavior of a vast assembly of nerve cells
and their associated molecules."
Francis Crick
http://www.nobel.se/medicine/laureates/1962/crick-bio.html
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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05 Jul 2004 03:49:54 PM |
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"Enkidu" <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b53464cc7c1b3849898c5@news.west.cox.net...
In article <Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>,
phy00x@yahoo.com says...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
We can't see farts.
We can't see angels.
Therefore, farts are angels.
Or is that "Therefore angels fart."?
Every time you pull a finger, an angel gets it's wings.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
06 Jul 2004 12:50:39 AM |
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In article <eLydnUXCYLvrI3TdRVn-vw@io.com>,
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:
"Enkidu" <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b53464cc7c1b3849898c5@news.west.cox.net...
In article <Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>,
phy00x@yahoo.com says...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
We can't see farts.
We can't see angels.
Therefore, farts are angels.
Or is that "Therefore angels fart."?
Every time you pull a finger, an angel gets it's wings.
LOL! I laughed so hard that I gave birth to another angel.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Phillip Brown" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
05 Jul 2004 07:24:27 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 15:49:54 -0500, Denis Loubet wrote:
"Enkidu" <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b53464cc7c1b3849898c5@news.west.cox.net...
In article <Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>,
phy00x@yahoo.com says...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
We can't see farts.
We can't see angels.
Therefore, farts are angels.
Or is that "Therefore angels fart."?
Every time you pull a finger, an angel gets it's wings.
LOL!!! - Damn, coffee in the keyboard again
phillip brown
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| User: "MarkA" |
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06 Jul 2004 06:23:48 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 12:05:46 -0700, Enkidu wrote:
In article <Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>,
says...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All
we need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is
full of things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are
in the air all around us. Flawless Victory.
We can't see farts.
We can't see angels.
Therefore, farts are angels.
Or is that "Therefore angels fart."?
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
07 Jul 2004 09:00:34 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:03:14 -0000, phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
So radio signals are carried by demons, even those from Christian stations?
-phy
-Barry
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Web page: http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
Atheist, radio scanner, LIPD information.
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| User: "phy" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
09 Jul 2004 08:04:55 AM |
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Barry OGrady <god_freee_jones@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:tf0oe0t7d28ic9hnan8llfjd8joebas481@4ax.com:
On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:03:14 -0000, phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see.
All we need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around
us is full of things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons,
they are in the air all around us. Flawless Victory.
So radio signals are carried by demons, even those from Christian
stations?
Christian stations are probably the ones that the angels deal with. Another
fundie was convinced that computer viruses were literal demons travelling
around the innerweb. He told me this just before he went to prison for
selling crack near a school.
-phy
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that angels and demons exist |
07 Jul 2004 07:10:38 AM |
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phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> astounded us with:
news:Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44:
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All
we need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is
full of things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are
in the air all around us. Flawless Victory.
-phy
With one minor flaw, since they can't be seen, touched, smelled, tasted or
heard, there is no evidence at all, unless you can point to an angel or demon
transmitter, and is it a "line of sight" transmitter or an "over the
horizon" transmitter, or are you and your fundie friend just full of *****?
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "John Norris" |
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06 Jul 2004 01:41:17 PM |
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phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<Xns951D7A8069481phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>...
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
-phy
PBS TV = angles.
FOX TV = demons.
JOhnN
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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05 Jul 2004 01:22:09 PM |
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phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
Well I'm convinced.
---
Where to find Fahrenheit 9/11: http://www.f911tix.com/
For activists: Not Ordered Text Server at http://www.notserver.com/
Baby Killer Bush: most unwelcome American ever to set foot on Irish soil:
http://www.rte.ie/news/2004/0624/primetime/primetime56_1c.smil
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| User: "kathryn" |
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05 Jul 2004 02:08:43 PM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" <REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:10ej7bn6hakb137@corp.supernews.com...
phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
Well I'm convinced.
Me too
Im constructing a tinfoil hat as we speak
Kathryn
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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06 Jul 2004 01:01:55 AM |
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On Mon, 5 Jul 2004 19:08:43 +0000 (UTC) in alt.atheism, kathryn
("kathryn" <kathrynahunterlosethis@btinternet.com>) said, directing
the reply to alt.atheism
"Fredric L. Rice" <REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:10ej7bn6hakb137@corp.supernews.com...
phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:
A newly found fundie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There
are
pictures and voices in the air all around us that we cannot see. All we
need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full
of
things we cant see, and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the
air
all around us. Flawless Victory.
Well I'm convinced.
Me too
Im constructing a tinfoil hat as we speak
Fly spray. That's what you need. Angels have two arms, two legs, and
wings. That's 6 limbs. QED angels is insects.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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