Let a and b each be equal to 1.

Since a and b are equal:
b^2=ab
and since a=a:
a^2=a^2
and subtracting the first equation from the second:
a^2-b^2=a^2-ab
which can be factored as follows:
(a+b)(a-b)=a(a-b)
divide both sides of the above by (a-b):

Let a and b each be equal to 1.

Since a and b are equal:
b^2=ab
and since a=a:
a^2=a^2
and subtracting the first equation from the second:
a^2-b^2=a^2-ab
which can be factored as follows:
(a+b)(a-b)=a(a-b)
divide both sides of the above by (a-b):
a+b=a
subtract a:
b=0
since b=1:
1=0

Since we know there is only one Godhead, and 1 = 0, this means God has
no head, and since god has zero leafy tops, and 0=1, this means that
God has a leafy top.

Multiply the girth of god's loins using the above equation means God's
girth = 0, therefore he tapers to a point.

Multiplying that last equation by 2 gives us:
2=0
and by 640 gives us:
640=0

Therefore if God has two arms he has zero arms, and if he has two legs,
he has zero legs.

What color is God? Take the wavelength of light emanating from him.
Using the above equation, this equals zero. Since 640 also equals zero
(see above), 640 nanometers, the wavelength of orange light, equals
the wavelength emanting from God. Therefore God is orange.

So what is bright orange, has a leafy top, no head, arms, or legs, and
tapers to a point?

A carrot.

QED.

(This isn't my proof - it's adapted from appendix A in "Zero: The
Biography of a Dangerous Idea" by Charles Seife:
http://tinyurl.com/v2uzn

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