POPE RECALLED BY GOD
Disassociated Press
God decided that he had enough of the Pope's hatred towards homosexuals
and
recalled him to heaven for re-education Thursday night.
"I do not want people who claim to represent my interests spewing
hatred",
God said. "People should all love one another. I made homosexuals who
they
are. This jerk shouldn't be questioning my judgment. Who is this guy
anyways? I didn't appoint him."
Defying God's will, doctors at the Gemelli Polyclinic hospital performed
an
emergency tracheostomy Thursday night and delayed the recall.
.
