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Religions > Atheism |
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"Brian E. Clark" |
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05 Mar 2007 03:52:10 PM |
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Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered
personal oddments placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry
tools, a silver hair clip -- and the remains of a cart.
Affixed to the back of the cart was a bumper-sticker-sized
brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
05 Mar 2007 06:05:51 PM |
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In article <MPG.20565b12caec262598a34c@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
reply@newsgroup.only.please says...
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered
personal oddments placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry
tools, a silver hair clip -- and the remains of a cart.
Affixed to the back of the cart was a bumper-sticker-sized
brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
There were also prayer beads in "Maria's" tomb, along with a prayer
scroll that said, "Hail me, full of grace, the lord is with me. Blessed
art me among women...."
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
06 Mar 2007 08:29:15 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:05:51 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <MPG.20565b12caec262598a34c@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
reply@newsgroup.only.please says...
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered personal oddments
placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry tools, a silver hair clip --
and the remains of a cart. Affixed to the back of the cart was a
bumper-sticker-sized brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
There were also prayer beads in "Maria's" tomb, along with a prayer scroll
that said, "Hail me, full of grace, the lord is with me. Blessed art me
among women...."
It must have been tough raising Jesus as a kid, what with that 'Holier
than thou' thing going...
Mary: You eat those peas! They are good for you!!
Jesus: (mumbles incantation)...
Mary: Hey!! Stop turning those peas into ice cream!! Nobody else even
knows what ice cream is!
Jesus: Aw, mom! I'll turn it back into peas once it's in my stomach.
Promise!
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
06 Mar 2007 09:59:28 PM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.06.14.29.15.424209@stopspam.net...
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:05:51 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <MPG.20565b12caec262598a34c@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
reply@newsgroup.only.please says...
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered personal oddments
placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry tools, a silver hair clip --
and the remains of a cart. Affixed to the back of the cart was a
bumper-sticker-sized brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
There were also prayer beads in "Maria's" tomb, along with a prayer
scroll
that said, "Hail me, full of grace, the lord is with me. Blessed art me
among women...."
It must have been tough raising Jesus as a kid, what with that 'Holier
than thou' thing going...
Mary: You eat those peas! They are good for you!!
Jesus: (mumbles incantation)...
Mary: Hey!! Stop turning those peas into ice cream!! Nobody else even
knows what ice cream is!
Jesus: Aw, mom! I'll turn it back into peas once it's in my stomach.
Promise!
Mary:
First you mess up the loaves and fishes I prepared for dinner, you turned
your water into wine, and now you're turning your peas into ice cream.
Jesus Christ, child! If you don't stop playing with your food I'll have you
crucified!
Mary, looking upwards:
I blame your father for this. The useless *****'s never bloody here when
he's needed. He was only ever good for one thing, and that was only once.
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
07 Mar 2007 11:35:52 AM |
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In article <pan.2007.03.06.14.29.15.424209@stopspam.net>,
manthony@stopspam.net says...
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:05:51 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <MPG.20565b12caec262598a34c@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
reply@newsgroup.only.please says...
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered personal oddments
placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry tools, a silver hair clip --
and the remains of a cart. Affixed to the back of the cart was a
bumper-sticker-sized brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
There were also prayer beads in "Maria's" tomb, along with a prayer scroll
that said, "Hail me, full of grace, the lord is with me. Blessed art me
among women...."
It must have been tough raising Jesus as a kid, what with that 'Holier
than thou' thing going...
Mary: You eat those peas! They are good for you!!
Jesus: (mumbles incantation)...
Mary: Hey!! Stop turning those peas into ice cream!! Nobody else even
knows what ice cream is!
Jesus: Aw, mom! I'll turn it back into peas once it's in my stomach.
Promise!
Either that or Jebus could just order the Holy Spirit to repeatedly
ghost-rape her until she shut up.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
05 Mar 2007 04:20:36 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:52:10 -0500, Brian E. Clark wrote:
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered personal oddments
placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry tools, a silver hair clip -- and
the remains of a cart. Affixed to the back of the cart was a
bumper-sticker-sized brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
I read that there was a bracelet found in the ossuary, with the
inscription, WWID?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
05 Mar 2007 05:10:05 PM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.05.22.20.36.116253@stopspam.net...
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:52:10 -0500, Brian E. Clark wrote:
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered personal oddments
placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry tools, a silver hair clip --
and
the remains of a cart. Affixed to the back of the cart was a
bumper-sticker-sized brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
I read that there was a bracelet found in the ossuary, with the
inscription, WWID?
I heard there was a t-shirt that said: "My parents took me all the way to
Egypt and all I got was this brick of hash."
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Proof that the "Jesus Tomb" is authentic |
05 Mar 2007 06:29:15 PM |
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In article <076dndvLTpfRPnHYnZ2dnUVZ_ruknZ2d@giganews.com>,
gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com says...
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.05.22.20.36.116253@stopspam.net...
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:52:10 -0500, Brian E. Clark wrote:
At the site of the "Jesus Tomb" researchers discovered personal oddments
placed alongside the ossuaries: carpentry tools, a silver hair clip --
and
the remains of a cart. Affixed to the back of the cart was a
bumper-sticker-sized brass plaque bearing the inscription: "I am my own
copilot."
I read that there was a bracelet found in the ossuary, with the
inscription, WWID?
I heard there was a t-shirt that said: "My parents took me all the way to
Egypt and all I got was this brick of hash."
Too bad that god was too dumb to simply let him be born in Egypt to begin
with. I know Jebus was allegedly fulfilling some prophecy by being born
in Bethlehem. However, god could have tweaked the prophecy, being god
and all.
Anyway, I hear that they also had a kid-sized training cross made out of
legos and an inscription that said "Jesus of Nazareth, King of the
Playground".
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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