| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Homer" |
| Date: |
27 Jun 2007 09:22:32 AM |
| Object: |
Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
.
|
|
| User: "Denis Loubet" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 10:04:48 AM |
|
|
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in message
news:sougi.365$ca.6@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
Um, that's YOUR job.
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
It's not our job to provide evidence for your beliefs. If you want us to
agree with you, YOU have to provide evidence for your beliefs.
Got any?
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 12:29:28 PM |
|
|
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:CPadndOiHOQM4R_bnZ2dnUVZ_vGinZ2d@io.com...
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in message
news:sougi.365$ca.6@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
Um, that's YOUR job.
My job? Knockknock, anyone home?
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
It's not our job to provide evidence for your beliefs. If you want us to
agree with you,
You don't understand at all, sweetie. I "want" you to
agree with me?
YOU have to provide evidence for your beliefs.
Got any?
Let's get back to my original question if you please....got
any (even semi-intelligent) answers? Didn't thinks so.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Geoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 01:04:14 PM |
|
|
Homer wrote:
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:CPadndOiHOQM4R_bnZ2dnUVZ_vGinZ2d@io.com...
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in message
news:sougi.365$ca.6@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
Um, that's YOUR job.
My job? Knockknock, anyone home?
Yes. As a theist, your claim is that a god exists. So go ahead and support
your claim or shut the ***** up?
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
It's not our job to provide evidence for your beliefs. If you want
us to agree with you,
You don't understand at all, sweetie. I "want" you to
agree with me?
Quibble.
YOU have to provide evidence for your beliefs.
Got any?
Let's get back to my original question if you please....got
any (even semi-intelligent) answers? Didn't thinks so.
The answer was intellectually honest. That you cannot recognize it as such
is not our problem.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Enkidu" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 10:04:36 AM |
|
|
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in news:sougi.365$ca.6
@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
That's because any miricle, any event that cannot in principle be
explained by natual causes would do. Do you have evidence of
supernatural meddling in the day-to-day operation of the universe? Trot
it out here for us to see.
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
How's this for an example? God sends me an email telling me to buy
lottery tickets for the next three weeks. I'll buy the tickets, and if I
win all three weeks, I'll believe. I'll even spend the money however God
tells me.
Of course, there could be an infinite number of convincing events. An
omniscient God should certainly know what will convince me.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of
our people need it sorely on these accounts.
-Mark Twain
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 12:27:04 PM |
|
|
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C52C1EBAB7255229@130.133.1.4...
How's this for an example?
Hilarious.
God sends me an email telling me to buy
lottery tickets for the next three weeks. I'll buy the tickets, and if I
win all three weeks, I'll believe.
If God gives me money, I'll believe. You're a hoot; a pathetic
hoot, but a hoot nonetheless.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Enkidu" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 12:36:42 PM |
|
|
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in
news:s5xgi.424$ca.58@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C52C1EBAB7255229@130.133.1.4...
How's this for an example?
Hilarious.
God sends me an email telling me to buy
lottery tickets for the next three weeks. I'll buy the tickets, and
if I win all three weeks, I'll believe.
If God gives me money, I'll believe. You're a hoot; a pathetic
hoot, but a hoot nonetheless.
You snipped out part. Nice work, lying sack of *****.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
It is only undemonstrable assertions that require the suspension of
reason, and weak ideas that require faith.
-Dan Barker
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Enkidu" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 12:38:40 PM |
|
|
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in
news:s5xgi.424$ca.58@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C52C1EBAB7255229@130.133.1.4...
How's this for an example?
Hilarious.
God sends me an email telling me to buy
lottery tickets for the next three weeks. I'll buy the tickets, and
if I win all three weeks, I'll believe.
If God gives me money, I'll believe. You're a hoot; a pathetic
hoot, but a hoot nonetheless.
Let's all look at the part you chose not to respond to:
-----
That's because any miricle, any event that cannot in principle be
explained by natual causes would do. Do you have evidence of
supernatural meddling in the day-to-day operation of the universe? Trot
it out here for us to see.
-----
No response, you lying sack of *****?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to
be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
-- Isaac Asimov (attributed: source unknown)
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 02:42:47 PM |
|
|
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C6CE10C17B255229@130.133.1.4...
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in
news:s5xgi.424$ca.58@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C52C1EBAB7255229@130.133.1.4...
How's this for an example?
Hilarious.
God sends me an email telling me to buy
lottery tickets for the next three weeks. I'll buy the tickets, and
if I win all three weeks, I'll believe.
If God gives me money, I'll believe. You're a hoot; a pathetic
hoot, but a hoot nonetheless.
Let's all look at the part you chose not to respond to:
-----
That's because any miricle, any event that cannot in principle be
explained by natual causes would do. Do you have evidence of
supernatural meddling in the day-to-day operation of the universe? Trot
it out here for us to see.
I hope some tourists one day stumble on my conversations with you
retards someday in the archives. See my latest post Retard.
.
|
|
|
| User: "JessHC" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 04:22:31 PM |
|
|
Homer wrote:
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C6CE10C17B255229@130.133.1.4...
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in
news:s5xgi.424$ca.58@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C52C1EBAB7255229@130.133.1.4...
How's this for an example?
Hilarious.
God sends me an email telling me to buy
lottery tickets for the next three weeks. I'll buy the tickets, and
if I win all three weeks, I'll believe.
If God gives me money, I'll believe. You're a hoot; a pathetic
hoot, but a hoot nonetheless.
Let's all look at the part you chose not to respond to:
-----
That's because any miricle, any event that cannot in principle be
explained by natual causes would do. Do you have evidence of
supernatural meddling in the day-to-day operation of the universe? Trot
it out here for us to see.
I hope some tourists one day stumble on my conversations with you
retards someday in the archives. See my latest post Retard.
So they can be impressed by your clumsy lameness?
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Douglas Berry" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 06:26:23 PM |
|
|
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:42:47 -0400 there was an Ancient "Homer"
<Homer@hewmar.com> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
I hope some tourists one day stumble on my conversations with you
retards someday in the archives. See my latest post Retard.
LOL! you can almost see his lower lip trembling as he holds back the
tears!
Homer, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you aren't very
smart.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
28 Jun 2007 09:58:22 AM |
|
|
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:42:47 -0400, Homer wrote:
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C6CE10C17B255229@130.133.1.4...
"Homer" <Homer@hewmar.com> wrote in
news:s5xgi.424$ca.58@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns995C52C1EBAB7255229@130.133.1.4...
How's this for an example?
Hilarious.
God sends me an email telling me to buy lottery tickets for the next
three weeks. I'll buy the tickets, and if I win all three weeks,
I'll believe.
If God gives me money, I'll believe. You're a hoot; a pathetic
hoot, but a hoot nonetheless.
Let's all look at the part you chose not to respond to:
-----
That's because any miricle, any event that cannot in principle be
explained by natual causes would do. Do you have evidence of
supernatural meddling in the day-to-day operation of the universe?
Trot it out here for us to see.
I hope some tourists one day stumble on my conversations with you
retards someday in the archives.
So they can laugh at you too?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards,
witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling
from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical,
absurd and primitive stories, and you say that *we* are the
ones that need help?" - Jon Stoll
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "JessHC" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 10:01:37 AM |
|
|
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Huh. An immature idiot liar. Who would have guessed?
.
|
|
|
| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 11:48:39 AM |
|
|
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:01:37 -0700, JessHC <jesshc@phantomemail.com>
wrote:
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Huh. An immature idiot liar. Who would have guessed?
It's a Christian. What do you expect?
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 12:25:11 PM |
|
|
"Christopher A.Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:p655835pec0g5r2nakbj7it2ncc5l553fd@4ax.com...
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:01:37 -0700, JessHC <jesshc@phantomemail.com>
wrote:
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Huh. An immature idiot liar. Who would have guessed?
It's a Christian. What do you expect?
Where have I stated my religion? This kind of sloppy
thinking is what makes you toenail- biting retards.
.
|
|
|
| User: "JessHC" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 02:52:45 PM |
|
|
Homer wrote:
"Christopher A.Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:p655835pec0g5r2nakbj7it2ncc5l553fd@4ax.com...
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:01:37 -0700, JessHC <jesshc@phantomemail.com>
wrote:
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Huh. An immature idiot liar. Who would have guessed?
It's a Christian. What do you expect?
Where have I stated my religion? This kind of sloppy
thinking is what makes you toenail- biting retards.
You stated your religion when you asked the question.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 02:56:56 PM |
|
|
"JessHC" <jesshc@phantomemail.com> wrote in message
news:1182973965.214667.223990@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
Homer wrote:
"Christopher A.Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:p655835pec0g5r2nakbj7it2ncc5l553fd@4ax.com...
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:01:37 -0700, JessHC <jesshc@phantomemail.com>
wrote:
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Huh. An immature idiot liar. Who would have guessed?
It's a Christian. What do you expect?
Where have I stated my religion? This kind of sloppy
thinking is what makes you toenail- biting retards.
You stated your religion when you asked the question.
Do go on..... (that means "explain")
.
|
|
|
| User: "JessHC" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 04:21:41 PM |
|
|
Homer wrote:
"JessHC" <jesshc@phantomemail.com> wrote in message
news:1182973965.214667.223990@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
Homer wrote:
"Christopher A.Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:p655835pec0g5r2nakbj7it2ncc5l553fd@4ax.com...
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:01:37 -0700, JessHC <jesshc@phantomemail.com>
wrote:
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Huh. An immature idiot liar. Who would have guessed?
It's a Christian. What do you expect?
Where have I stated my religion? This kind of sloppy
thinking is what makes you toenail- biting retards.
You stated your religion when you asked the question.
Do go on..... (that means "explain")
Why? So you can continue to pretend?
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Martin" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 01:46:48 PM |
|
|
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Manchester United football ground, during the local derby with City,
City winning would pretty much do it for me
.
|
|
|
| User: "Smiler" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 07:10:05 PM |
|
|
"Martin" <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4682b098$0$12670$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Manchester United football ground, during the local derby with City, City
winning would pretty much do it for me
That's (just) within the realms of possibility without intervention by a
diety.
Not at all probable, but still possible.
Smiler,
The godless one
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Douglas Berry" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 06:27:28 PM |
|
|
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:46:48 +0100 there was an Ancient Martin
<usenet1@etiqa.co.uk> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Manchester United football ground, during the local derby with City,
City winning would pretty much do it for me
Giants pitching back-to-back perfect games.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Geoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 11:02:14 AM |
|
|
Homer wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
Convince us of what? I assume you mean the existence of God? Don't presume
that anyone is so rapt by your threads that they would deduce that.
How's this for evidence. God appears in the sky as huge disembodied
head...not a burning bush. That could be anything. He speaks to us in a
voice that is understood in every language simultaneously...not through the
insane or televangelist hucksters. He cures leprosy once and for all...not
just one lucky schmuck.
Or how about this? We find independent confirmation of the Egyptian
enslavery of the Jews, the Exodus, or the conquest of Canaan and the
miracles associated with these events.
Most of these miracles are cheap parlor tricks compared to the one I would
do if I was a god. For instance, instead of parting the Red Sea, why not
just teleport the Jews to Canaan? Instead of stopping the Sun in the sky,
why not give the Jews night-vision? Instead of drowning every god-damned
person, innocent and guilty alike, children with the old and infirm - not to
mention all plants and animals which could hardly be held accountable for
the sins of mankind - instead of this wholesale slaughter, why not just kill
the sinful with a wave of the hand?
It really strains the imagination how credulous you believniks are.
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Doubt it. Nickel says half the supposed "theists" in the US that state in
polls that they believe in the literal Bible dont really believe at all.
They are the smart ones. Idiocy such as yours is not as common as many
believe.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Douglas Berry" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 06:24:24 PM |
|
|
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:22:32 -0400 there was an Ancient "Homer"
<Homer@hewmar.com> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
I posted this yesterday, you ignored it.
"But you ask what I require for proof of God. Here:
Tomorrow morning when I leave for work, I will find the following on
the second, third, and fourth steps from the bottom of my building.
Three pennies, one per step, centered on the stair. In order, they
will be tails, heads, tails. The heads penny will be a 1943 Series D.
As I pick this penny up, four geese will fly over me in a formation
slanted to the left from my perspective. The lead goose will honk
once. When we get into the car, the first song on the radio will be
"Death of A Clown" by The Kinks.
All of these things are events that are highly improbable alone, and
nearly impossible in combination. None will materially change my life
one way or another (even the penny isn't valuable.) But if they all
happen I will take that as proof of a deity.
I'll let you know what happens."
For the record, none of the items I listed occured. I specifically
chose things that would not require a massive reordering of the
universe (like me winning the lottery or the Giants going on a 30 game
winning streak) but rather things that, in combination, would tend to
show the intervention of a supernatural force.
Yet you ignored this post. Why?
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
.
|
|
|
| User: "GODS AINT REAL" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
28 Jun 2007 08:58:56 AM |
|
|
"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:r7s5839kku14uc84jg19s7d93oaifbdr4f@4ax.com...
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:22:32 -0400 there was an Ancient "Homer"
<Homer@hewmar.com> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
I posted this yesterday, you ignored it.
"But you ask what I require for proof of God. Here:
Tomorrow morning when I leave for work, I will find the following on
the second, third, and fourth steps from the bottom of my building.
Three pennies, one per step, centered on the stair. In order, they
will be tails, heads, tails. The heads penny will be a 1943 Series D.
As I pick this penny up, four geese will fly over me in a formation
slanted to the left from my perspective. The lead goose will honk
once. When we get into the car, the first song on the radio will be
"Death of A Clown" by The Kinks.
All of these things are events that are highly improbable alone, and
nearly impossible in combination. None will materially change my life
one way or another (even the penny isn't valuable.) But if they all
happen I will take that as proof of a deity.
I'll let you know what happens."
For the record, none of the items I listed occured. I specifically
chose things that would not require a massive reordering of the
universe (like me winning the lottery or the Giants going on a 30 game
winning streak) but rather things that, in combination, would tend to
show the intervention of a supernatural force.
Yet you ignored this post. Why?
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
he should be carefull what he ask's for.
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 12:40:26 PM |
|
|
On 27 jun, 16:22, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Missed your pressing,
but Jesus coming by my house
and feed the whole town with the fishes from my fridge
and the bread from my cupboard would do.
Or anyone walking on the water of my bath
Or anyone waking up my wifes late sister
(or even waking up any of the fish from my fridge)
Or anyone curing a amputed leg while I hold it in my hands
If anything I would become a deathbed Bhuddist,
I will probably promise my wife to reincarnate and (after she does so
to) to marry her again. Not that I believe in reincarnation, but it
would make her happy!
And I'll of course tell her to go and collect 50 bucks from homer!
That would also make her happy:)
Read you book though
I hear thet made a film after it.
Peter van Velzen Daengprasert
June 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 12:58:13 PM |
|
|
On Jun 27, 3:22 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Hey! Chickenshit! You haven't answered my question. Why is that? Did
you not believe me when I promised not to smirk?
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 01:16:13 PM |
|
|
"The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.jarse@heathens.org.uk> wrote in
message news:1182967093.278839.74740@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 27, 3:22 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Hey! Chickenshit! You haven't answered my question.
You mean this?
"Well you could start by telling us which god you believe in, and why. "
Uh, btw retard, this isn't a question.
Why is that?
Why didn't I respond? Well, maybe because you ignored and
danced around without providing any examples of what would
"convince." Telling you which "god you [I] believe in" is completely
irrelevant to the topic. Are you always this much of a chickenshit
yourself?
.
|
|
|
| User: "The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 01:18:04 PM |
|
|
On Jun 27, 7:16 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
"The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote in
messagenews:1182967093.278839.74740@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 27, 3:22 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Hey! Chickenshit! You haven't answered my question.
You mean this?
"Well you could start by telling us which god you believe in, and why. "
Uh, btw retard, this isn't a question.
Why is that?
Why didn't I respond?
Because you can't tell us. Thought not.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 01:30:24 PM |
|
|
"The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.jarse@heathens.org.uk> wrote in
message news:1182968284.240751.113620@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 27, 7:16 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
"The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote in
messagenews:1182967093.278839.74740@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 27, 3:22 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Hey! Chickenshit! You haven't answered my question.
You mean this?
"Well you could start by telling us which god you believe in, and why. "
Uh, btw retard, this isn't a question.
Why is that?
Why didn't I respond?
Because you can't tell us. Thought not.
Why didn't I respond? Well, maybe because you ignored and
danced around without providing any examples of what would
"convince." Telling you which "god you [I] believe in" is completely
irrelevant to the topic. Are you always this much of a chickenshit
yourself?
.
|
|
|
| User: "The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PM |
|
|
On Jun 27, 7:30 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
"The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote in
messagenews:1182968284.240751.113620@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 27, 7:16 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
"The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote in
messagenews:1182967093.278839.74740@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 27, 3:22 pm, "Homer" <H...@hewmar.com> wrote:
As you know, I have pressed, quite vigorously, for just ONE
of you here to give an example--one example--of the
thing you always claim to need (verifiable evidence to
"convince" you.)
So far, you silly sophmoronics haven't been able to
provide even one. Silly asses, 50 bux says 3/4
of you will be deathbed Christian.
Hey! Chickenshit! You haven't answered my question.
You mean this?
"Well you could start by telling us which god you believe in, and why. "
Uh, btw retard, this isn't a question.
Why is that?
Why didn't I respond?
Because you can't tell us. Thought not.
Why didn't I respond? Well, maybe because you ignored and
danced around without providing any examples of what would
"convince." Telling you which "god you [I] believe in" is completely
irrelevant to the topic.
Only if you're trying to run away from it, which you just proved that
you are. You don't even know how to be a hit and run troll properly,
do you, fuckwit? You call people who clearly are quite massively your
intellectual superiors stupid just because you expect to get spoon-fed
with ideas. As soon as you're expected to think about anything you
scream for your mummy.
What happened to your education, fucknuts? Did the repo man have the
telly the day Sesame Street was on?
.
|
|
|
| User: "Homer" |
|
| Title: Re: Proof that you toenail-biters are retards |
27 Jun 2007 02:39:31 PM |
|
|
"The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.jarse@heathens.org.uk> wrote in
message news:1182969600.118693.217370@k29g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
Why didn't I respond? Well, maybe because you ignored and
danced around without providing any examples of what would
"convince." Telling you which "god you [I] believe in" is completely
irrelevant to the topic.
Only if you're trying to run away from it, which you just proved that
you are. You don't even know how to be a hit and run troll properly,
do you, fuckwit? You call people who clearly are quite massively your
intellectual superiors stupid just because you expect to get spoon-fed
with ideas. As soon as you're expected to think about anything you
scream for your mummy.
What the helllll are you babbling about ToeBiter?
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|

|
Related Articles |
|
|