George W. Bush has become president of the World Government.
John Ashcroft is his arch-inquisitor.
Richard Cheney heads the Council for Ethical Conduct in Business Operations.
Katherine Harris is responsible for overseeing free and fair elections.
Ann Coulter is the chief editor of the world's only remaining news
source after Rupert Murdoch bought all the competition.
Trent Lott is head of the Alliance Against Racial Injustice. His top
achievements are ending discrimination of ethical minorities in schools
-- by abolishing education of minority children -- and pressing owners
of voluntary workers (formerly, they would have derogatorily been called
slaves, but they work voluntarily 18 hours a day to earn the food to
subsist) to guarantee each obedient worker his/her share of rice, water
and vitamin-supplemented chicken guts.
Kent Hovind sets the guidelines of science education in every field.
Textbooks are legally required to be in literal accordance with the Bible.
By law, every classroom must sport a crucifix, the Ten Commandments, and
a picture of Augusto Pinochet titled "Miracle of Chile".
Speaking out against baptism or the government is treated as a hate
crime, and punished by 10 years gulag (along with homosexuality, female
uppity -- which covers all kinds of disobedience against the husband --
and expressing the notion that people of different -- or no -- faith are
"maybe not all that bad"). For this purpose, Guantanamo Bay has been
expanded to cover the rest of Cuba.

The nice thing about my version of Hell is that it's economical -- it
can be used just as well as a Paradise for neocons.