Religions > Atheism > Proposal for an 'official' "Festivus" carol: "The Twelve Ways of Fundies"
| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Uncle Buck" |
| Date: |
21 Jan 2006 04:47:11 PM |
| Object: |
Proposal for an 'official' "Festivus" carol: "The Twelve Ways of Fundies" |
A little something I'm working on for the growing tradition known as "Festivus"
(i.e., "Festivus for the rest of us" - something to do at that time of year many
seem to think has only ever been called "Christmas"). Please let me know if you
have any better ideas for any of these, I had to really scrape the bottom of the
barrell to come up with a few of the numbers. Later...
"The Twelve Ways of Fundies"
The first way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
A dead Jew pinned up to a tree...
The second way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Two-faced hypocrites...
The third way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
God in three persons...
The fourth way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Four wasted nails...
The fifth way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Five wounds of The Christ...
The sixth way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Six and six and six...
The seventhway of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Not one, but seven Heavens...
The eighth way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Eight beatitudes...
The ninth way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Nine levels of Hell...
The tenth way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Ten great big "No-No's"...
The eleventh way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Eleven kinds of angels...
The twelfth way of fundies that's such a pain to me:
Twelve closet-cases...
.
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
