http://consumerfreedom.com/downloads/pro/docs/051031_halloween.pdf
HALLOWEEN LIABILITY AND INDEMNIFICATION AGREEMENT
____________________ (hereinafter referred to as “Trick or Treater”) has
been given permission to take a “Treat” as per the “Trick or Treat”
agreement set by precedence of the annual arrival of Halloween from the
doorstep of _____________________ (hereinafter referred to as
“Neighbor”).
Trick or Treater acknowledges and understands that no warranty, either
expressed or implied, is made by Neighbor as to the nutritional content
of said Halloween treat. This document is offered in order to duly warn
Trick or Treater that without a corresponding increase in energy output,
weight-related conditions, risks, and hazards may lurk in candy bars,
caramel apples, candy corn, cider, pixie sticks, lollipops, popcorn
balls, chocolate and any or all other “treats” that may be served.
Trick or Treater is hereby informed that Neighbor’s food may contain any
of the following: calories, carbohydrates, sodium (salt), fat, saturated
fat, polyunsaturated fat, monounsaturated fat, peanuts, sugar, and
gobbledy goodness. Trick or Treater acknowledges that eating Neighbor’s
treats in conjunction with other sweets (both up to and exceeding a
pillowcase worth) may incur risks including, but not limited to,
chocolate craving satiation, sugar high, furry teeth, and that icky
tummy feeling...
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"Nothing brings shame upon capitulators
quite like the courage of their allies."
— Robert Garcia Tagorda
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