Then stuff Stang into the belly of a slaughtered cow, the cow into a
camel, and the camel into an elephant. Wrap the elephant in banana
leaves, and bake in a pit full of red hot rocks for 72 hours. Dig up the
elephant, cut open, remove the nested beasts and serve with a reduction
of the juices and some good port wine.

Of course, the true gourmet eats only the truffle. But *my* *God*, what

a truffle that is!

Fredric L. Rice wrote:

HellPope Huey <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net> wrote:

Fredric L. Rice wrote:

"The Good Reverend Roger" <rogerepenrose@comcast.net> wrote:

How do you kill an animal skin?

Wrap it around Rev. Stang and then shoot it.

Now Fred, that's darned rude, even for us. No STYLE, either. If you
can't even include SOMEthing about knitting needles or a nuke, you
really ARE in the wrong place. Bad SHOW, chihuahua weiner!

I got lazy. What I _meant_ to say is:

Slaughter a chicken, roll it up tightly, shove it up Stang's *****,
_then_ wrap Stang in pink flamingo skin and then shoot it.

Before you do that, stuff a white truffle into a figpecker, the
figpecker into a sparrow, the sparrow into a quail, the quail into the
chicken, *then* roll it up tightly, shove it up Stang's *****,
_then_ wrap Stang in pink flamingo skin and then shoot it.


Then stuff Stang into the belly of a slaughtered cow, the cow into a
camel, and the camel into an elephant. Wrap the elephant in banana
leaves, and bake in a pit full of red hot rocks for 72 hours.

Dig up the
elephant, cut open, remove the nested beasts and serve with a reduction
of the juices and some good port wine.

Of course, the true gourmet eats only the truffle. But *my* *God*, what
a truffle that is!