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"Les Hemmings" |
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04 Aug 2006 01:41:33 PM |
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Proud to be a Brit! |
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
The setting in Clerkenwell Road, London will feature soft lighting, softer
furnishings, relaxing music and solo booths.
The sponsored event takes place on August 5 and will raise money for the
Terrence Higgins Trust and sexual and reproductive health agency Marie
Stopes International.
The Marie Stopes International says the day aims "to act as a public
education device to increase the use of self pleasure as a strategy for
safer sex."
The charity's spokesman, Tony Kerridge, said: "As a global family planning
agency, at its core Marie Stopes International is concerned with promoting
the individual's right to enjoy sex safely and, should they choose, without
the risk of conception.
"The Masturbate-a-thon seeks to raise awareness of, and dispel the shame and
taboos that persist around this most commonplace, natural and safe form of
sexual activity."
"In our work all over the world, every day we see the consequences of
fertile orgasms, in the form of unplanned pregnancies, unsafe abortions,
sexually transmitted infections and HIV/Aids.
"So it is absolutely right that we associate ourselves with this initiative
to promote this risk and consequence free method of sexual expression."
The charity masturbate-a-thon has taken place in San Francisco for the last
five years.
Participants are sponsored for every minute they masturbate.
Production company Zig Zag says, on its website, that the event was
originally started by sexologist Dr Carol Queen.
It says: "This year it's time to bring the event across the pond to see if
the Great British public can embrace mass public masturbation.
"It's time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are
upper lips."
Organisers, the Centre for Sex and Culture, said: "The US Masturbate-A-Thon
is hoping to see new challenges to the current record of 8 hours and 30
minutes.
"We hope to maintain the US record - but we just may lose it. If the winner
of the English event goes beyond this time it will mean a new international
record. If they do not then a first English Record shall be established."
Channel Four has commissioned a "provocative and mischievous" series of
programmes, which includes the UK "masturbate-a-thon".
Channel Four factual entertainment commissioning editor, Andrew MacKenzie,
said: "We feel this is exactly the type of provocative and mischievous
programming that Channel 4 should be covering in the 11pm slot. Masturbation
is something many people do but not many people talk about."
Les :o)
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| User: "Hagar" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
04 Aug 2006 02:27:16 PM |
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"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> jerked around and then
came in message news:4jhimrF82gvrU1@individual.net...
:o)
What if I want to participate, but don't want to beat my own meat ?? Can I
hire a volunteer to stroke it for me ?
If so, does she have big tits ??
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
04 Aug 2006 01:48:46 PM |
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Les Hemmings wrote:
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
The setting in Clerkenwell Road, London will feature soft lighting, softer
furnishings, relaxing music and solo booths.
The sponsored event takes place on August 5 and will raise money for the
Terrence Higgins Trust and sexual and reproductive health agency Marie
Stopes International.
The Marie Stopes International says the day aims "to act as a public
education device to increase the use of self pleasure as a strategy for
safer sex."
The charity's spokesman, Tony Kerridge, said: "As a global family planning
agency, at its core Marie Stopes International is concerned with promoting
the individual's right to enjoy sex safely and, should they choose, without
the risk of conception.
"The Masturbate-a-thon seeks to raise awareness of, and dispel the shame and
taboos that persist around this most commonplace, natural and safe form of
sexual activity."
"In our work all over the world, every day we see the consequences of
fertile orgasms, in the form of unplanned pregnancies, unsafe abortions,
sexually transmitted infections and HIV/Aids.
"So it is absolutely right that we associate ourselves with this initiative
to promote this risk and consequence free method of sexual expression."
The charity masturbate-a-thon has taken place in San Francisco for the last
five years.
Participants are sponsored for every minute they masturbate.
Production company Zig Zag says, on its website, that the event was
originally started by sexologist Dr Carol Queen.
It says: "This year it's time to bring the event across the pond to see if
the Great British public can embrace mass public masturbation.
"It's time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are
upper lips."
Organisers, the Centre for Sex and Culture, said: "The US Masturbate-A-Thon
is hoping to see new challenges to the current record of 8 hours and 30
minutes.
"We hope to maintain the US record - but we just may lose it. If the winner
of the English event goes beyond this time it will mean a new international
record. If they do not then a first English Record shall be established."
Channel Four has commissioned a "provocative and mischievous" series of
programmes, which includes the UK "masturbate-a-thon".
Channel Four factual entertainment commissioning editor, Andrew MacKenzie,
said: "We feel this is exactly the type of provocative and mischievous
programming that Channel 4 should be covering in the 11pm slot. Masturbation
is something many people do but not many people talk about."
Except Pete from Big Brother, of course, who cannot help talking about
it.
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| User: "L. Raymond" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
04 Aug 2006 04:40:06 PM |
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Les Hemmings wrote:
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
Be sure and tell us how well you do. *smile*
--
L. Raymond
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
05 Aug 2006 08:30:43 AM |
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On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:41:33 +0100, Les Hemmings in
<4jhimrF82gvrU1@individual.net> wrote:
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in...
Hm... adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "Union Jack" doncha think?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
04 Aug 2006 04:29:02 PM |
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On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 19:41:33 +0100, "Les Hemmings"
<les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote:
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
The setting in Clerkenwell Road, London will feature soft lighting, softer
furnishings, relaxing music and solo booths.
The sponsored event takes place on August 5 and will raise money for the
Terrence Higgins Trust and sexual and reproductive health agency Marie
Stopes International.
The Marie Stopes International says the day aims "to act as a public
education device to increase the use of self pleasure as a strategy for
safer sex."
The charity's spokesman, Tony Kerridge, said: "As a global family planning
agency, at its core Marie Stopes International is concerned with promoting
the individual's right to enjoy sex safely and, should they choose, without
the risk of conception.
"The Masturbate-a-thon seeks to raise awareness of, and dispel the shame and
taboos that persist around this most commonplace, natural and safe form of
sexual activity."
"In our work all over the world, every day we see the consequences of
fertile orgasms, in the form of unplanned pregnancies, unsafe abortions,
sexually transmitted infections and HIV/Aids.
"So it is absolutely right that we associate ourselves with this initiative
to promote this risk and consequence free method of sexual expression."
The charity masturbate-a-thon has taken place in San Francisco for the last
five years.
Participants are sponsored for every minute they masturbate.
Production company Zig Zag says, on its website, that the event was
originally started by sexologist Dr Carol Queen.
It says: "This year it's time to bring the event across the pond to see if
the Great British public can embrace mass public masturbation.
"It's time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are
upper lips."
Organisers, the Centre for Sex and Culture, said: "The US Masturbate-A-Thon
is hoping to see new challenges to the current record of 8 hours and 30
minutes.
"We hope to maintain the US record - but we just may lose it. If the winner
of the English event goes beyond this time it will mean a new international
record. If they do not then a first English Record shall be established."
Channel Four has commissioned a "provocative and mischievous" series of
programmes, which includes the UK "masturbate-a-thon".
Channel Four factual entertainment commissioning editor, Andrew MacKenzie,
said: "We feel this is exactly the type of provocative and mischievous
programming that Channel 4 should be covering in the 11pm slot. Masturbation
is something many people do but not many people talk about."
What a bunch of wankers! Is there a nationwide shortage of wallpaper
paste?
Les :o)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
04 Aug 2006 03:40:33 PM |
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On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 19:41:33 +0100, "Les Hemmings"
<les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote:
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
<snip>
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye....Come one, come all!!!!
Hey, if there's any way I can lend a hand, just let me know.
Les :o)
I swear...there are days that I get down on my knees and thank almighty god that I'm an atheist!
zamboni #2139
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
05 Aug 2006 12:05:32 AM |
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wrote:
On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 19:41:33 +0100, "Les Hemmings"
<les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote:
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
<snip>
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye....Come one, come all!!!!
Hey, if there's any way I can lend a hand, just let me know.
Les :o)
I swear...there are days that I get down on my knees and thank almighty god that I'm an atheist!
Why do you want your posts not to be archived? Your messages are cool!
Olrik
zamboni #2139
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
05 Aug 2006 04:08:22 AM |
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"Olrik" <olrik666@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1154754332.250115.118200@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote:
On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 19:41:33 +0100, "Les Hemmings"
<les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote:
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
<snip>
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye....Come one, come all!!!!
Hey, if there's any way I can lend a hand, just let me know.
Les :o)
If this catches on, I'm thinking of buying shares in Kleenex.
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240
"Apparently, as I understand it , I am supposed to repent for being the way
that God made me, and then God will save me from God's wrath?"
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
05 Aug 2006 01:29:14 AM |
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On 4 Aug 2006 22:05:32 -0700, "Olrik" <olrik666@gmail.com> wrote:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote:
On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 19:41:33 +0100, "Les Hemmings"
<les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote:
:o)
London will be hosting the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" next month in
which hundreds of men and women are expected to pleasure themselves for
charity.
<snip>
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye....Come one, come all!!!!
Hey, if there's any way I can lend a hand, just let me know.
Les :o)
I swear...there are days that I get down on my knees and thank almighty god that I'm an atheist!
Why do you want your posts not to be archived? Your messages are cool!
<blink, blink>
<scratch, scratch>
I dunno....OK....better?! I will try to say more cool things. But not
much 'cos they usually don't come out if I *really* try. :-/
Olrik
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zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Remus" |
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| Title: Re: Proud to be a Brit! |
04 Aug 2006 03:13:56 PM |
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You're shouldn't be proud, you sir are the clean-up crew.
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