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23 Jun 2007 04:51:45 PM |
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Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just.
The angel of the Lord, who encamps with them, delivers all who fear
God.
Learn to savor how good the Lord is; happy are those who take refuge
in him.
Fear the Lord, you holy ones; nothing is lacking to those who fear
him.
The powerful grow poor and hungry, but those who seek the Lord lack no
good thing.
Come, children, listen to me; I will teach you the fear of the Lord.
Who among you loves life, takes delight in prosperous days?
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Also read:
2 Corinthians 12: 1-10.
Matthew 6: 24-34.
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 05:56:22 PM |
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<vivapadrepio@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just.
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Pizza
The angel of the Lord, who encamps with them, delivers pizza to all who fear
God.
Learn to savor how good the pizza is; happy are those who take partake of
it.
Love the pizza, you holy ones; nothing is lacking to those who eat it.
The powerful grow poor and hungry, but the pizza of the Lord will sustain
them.
Come, children, listen to me; I will teach you the wonder of the dough and
the toppings.
Who amongst you doesn't love pizza, takes delight in pizza and beer?
Regards,
Josef
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| User: "Pt. Lurk Pt." |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 06:32:12 PM |
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"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:f5k8en$rb1$1@aioe.org...
<vivapadrepio@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just.
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Pizza
The angel of the Lord, who encamps with them, delivers pizza to all who
fear
God.
Learn to savor how good the pizza is; happy are those who take partake of
it.
Love the pizza, you holy ones; nothing is lacking to those who eat it.
The powerful grow poor and hungry, but the pizza of the Lord will sustain
them.
Come, children, listen to me; I will teach you the wonder of the dough and
the toppings.
Who amongst you doesn't love pizza, takes delight in pizza and beer?
Where are my anchovies? There should be anchovies here. I distinctly
remember telling you "I want anchovies". *Jeezus*! Can't you people take a
simple prayer properly? Look, I got down on my knees, and I put my hands
together, and I said "I want anchovies". That wasn't some 'bargaining
position'; that was a simple request. Anchovies. One word; three syllables.
Was I unreasonable? No. Could I have been clearer? No. Could there have been
less ambiguity? No. And what do I get instead? A pizza that's got beer and
frog with 4 cheeses. Would you do this to Joe Pesci? Would you? I bet you
wouldn't. If Joe Pesci was on his knees right now saying he wanted
anchovies, I bet you'd get your specialist anchovy squad onto it straight
away. Wouldn't you? You wouldn't want to ***** of Joe Pesci. But when it
comes to me, it just doesn't matter, right? Look, this simply isn't good
enough. I'm not paying for this. No, no, I'm not. I don't want it. It's not
what I prayed for. You can just take the damn thing back. I don't want
anything to do with it, okay...? Next time I want to order a pizza, I'm just
gonna go to Dominus...
L.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
24 Jun 2007 12:28:05 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "Pt. Lurk" <Pt. Lurk@renvcom.net> bloodied
us up with this:
Where are my anchovies? There should be anchovies here. I distinctly
remember telling you "I want anchovies". *Jeezus*! Can't you people
take a simple prayer properly? Look, I got down on my knees, and I put
my hands together, and I said "I want anchovies". That wasn't some
'bargaining position'; that was a simple request. Anchovies. One word;
three syllables. Was I unreasonable? No. Could I have been clearer?
No. Could there have been less ambiguity? No. And what do I get
instead? A pizza that's got beer and frog with 4 cheeses. Would you do
this to Joe Pesci? Would you? I bet you wouldn't. If Joe Pesci was on
his knees right now saying he wanted anchovies, I bet you'd get your
specialist anchovy squad onto it straight away. Wouldn't you? You
wouldn't want to ***** of Joe Pesci. But when it comes to me, it just
doesn't matter, right? Look, this simply isn't good enough. I'm not
paying for this. No, no, I'm not. I don't want it. It's not what I
prayed for. You can just take the damn thing back. I don't want
anything to do with it, okay...? Next time I want to order a pizza,
I'm just gonna go to Dominus...
Anchovies are the minions of the Devil. Maybe that's why they are so damn
good.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
24 Jun 2007 12:25:53 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "Josef Balluch"
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can> bloodied us up with this:
<vivapadrepio@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just.
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Pizza
The angel of the Lord, who encamps with them, delivers pizza to all
who fear God.
Learn to savor how good the pizza is; happy are those who take partake
of it.
Love the pizza, you holy ones; nothing is lacking to those who eat it.
The powerful grow poor and hungry, but the pizza of the Lord will
sustain them.
Come, children, listen to me; I will teach you the wonder of the dough
and the toppings.
Who amongst you doesn't love pizza, takes delight in pizza and beer?
<golf clap>
Party time! Excellent!
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "kingdoodlesquat" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 07:49:17 PM |
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The angel of the Lord, who encamps with them, delivers all who fear
God.
why do you need to fear your god, if as most christians believe, that the
invisible spiteful one is a "god of love".
Fear the Lord, you holy ones; nothing is lacking to those who fear
him.
fear again. why must you christians constantly cower, bow down, worship,
bumscrape & live your lives in constant terror?
but those who seek the Lord lack no
good thing.
except common fucking sense mate.
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
24 Jun 2007 09:54:14 AM |
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In article <1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
vivapadrepio@aol.com says...
....
Who among you loves life, ...
http://www.frostillustrated.com/full.php?sid=1129
... takes delight in prosperous days?
Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing
thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to
the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take
up the cross, and follow me.
-- Mark 10:21
Regards,
Josef
Happiness isn't getting what you want, its wanting what you've
got.
-- Garth Brooks
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PM |
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In article <1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
vivapadrepio@aol.com says...
Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007
Psalm 69:1-4 6-23-2007
Save me, O God; for the waters are come in unto my soul.
I sink in deep mire, where there is no standing: I am come into
deep waters, where the floods overflow me.
I am weary of my crying: my throat is dried: mine eyes fail while
I wait for my God.
They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine
head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully,
are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.
Regards,
Josef
All religion, however, is nothing but the fantastic reflection in
men's minds of those external forces which control their daily
life, a reflection in which the terrestrial forces assume the form
of supernatural forces.
-- Frederick Engels
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 09:24:13 PM |
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In article <1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
vivapadrepio@aol.com says...
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just
http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.religion/msg/06c28193192f034c
Still waiting for your reply, padre.
http://www.progressiveu.org/214502-your-god-does-not-live-here
http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.religion/msg/3759b81726cafa29
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 09:01:02 PM |
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In article <1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
vivapadrepio@aol.com says...
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just
http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.religion/msg/418e56e68b22559f
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 10:06:30 PM |
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In article <1182635505.861765.217220@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
vivapadrepio@aol.com says...
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just.
Subtitle: Just In Time Delivery - The Key To The Modern Economy
The angel of the Lord, who encamps with them, delivers all who fear
God.
The angels also "fear" God. Don't they, padre? Where do they get
delivered to?
Learn to savor how good the Lord is; ...
Unleavened bread and some cheap wine. Yummy.
... happy are those who take refuge
in him.
Is that before or after the "delivery"?
Fear the Lord, you holy ones; ...
... or there won't be any delivery for you.
... nothing is lacking to those who fear
him.
Including a FedEx account?
The powerful grow poor and hungry, but those who seek the Lord lack no
good thing.
Why would they have to seek the Lord? Aren't they being
delivered?
Come, children, listen to me; I will teach you the fear of the Lord.
Yes, Mr. Inquisitor.
Also read:
2 Corinthians 12: 1-10.
Matthew 6: 24-34.
Couldn't be bothered.
Regards,
Josef
Fear believes, courage doubts.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
24 Jun 2007 12:32:34 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Josef Balluch <josef.balluch@sympatico.can>
bloodied us up with this:
Learn to savor how good the Lord is; ...
Unleavened bread and some cheap wine. Yummy.
Not to forget the god's recipe for making bread from human excrement.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Psalm 34: 8-13. 6-23-2007. |
24 Jun 2007 12:23:04 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com>
bloodied us up with this:
Thanksgiving To God Who Delivers The Just.
The god doesn't exist. Sorry, padre. The delivering will have to be
performed by the law.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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