| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"J Young" |
| Date: |
28 Nov 2005 01:44:55 PM |
| Object: |
Public service announcement for the ladies |
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/feeds/hscout/2005/11/28/hscout529322.html
Obese Buttocks Leave Drug Therapy Behind
MONDAY, Nov. 28 (HealthDay News) -- Too much "junk in the trunk" isn't just
a cosmetic concern anymore.
Excess buttocks fat, especially in women, can reduce the effectiveness of
vaccines, painkillers, contraceptives and anti-nausea drugs that are
typically injected into the buttocks' gluteal muscles, researchers report.
"We are the first to report that the majority of intramuscular injections
into the buttocks are not effective in the Western adult population," said
Victoria O. Chan, a researchers at The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in
Dublin, Ireland, and the lead researcher on the study.
She said obesity is the big reason drugs often aren't getting through to
patients who receive a shot in the behind.
.
|
|
| User: "Doc Smartass" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 04:21:59 PM |
|
|
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
RELIGION! It's the illness, not the cure.
.
|
|
|
| User: "John Baker" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 05:39:39 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
29 Nov 2005 08:30:55 AM |
|
|
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:q75no1tel79p63buodla45h0k2tupdbimm@4ax.com...
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
SNORT! Stop that! ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
|
|
|
| User: "Doc Smartass" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
29 Nov 2005 03:54:22 PM |
|
|
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:3v36v4F13fs7cU1
@individual.net:
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:q75no1tel79p63buodla45h0k2tupdbimm@4ax.com...
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
SNORT! Stop that! ;)
:)
His momma so stupid she thinks Grenadine is made with real grenade juice!
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
RELIGION! It's the illness, not the cure.
.
|
|
|
| User: "John Baker" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
30 Nov 2005 05:17:15 PM |
|
|
On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 21:54:22 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:3v36v4F13fs7cU1
@individual.net:
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:q75no1tel79p63buodla45h0k2tupdbimm@4ax.com...
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
SNORT! Stop that! ;)
:)
His momma so stupid she thinks Grenadine is made with real grenade juice!
His mama so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped her.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Doc Smartass" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 07:31:54 PM |
|
|
John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in
news:q75no1tel79p63buodla45h0k2tupdbimm@4ax.com:
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
His momma so fat when she wears a red dress the neighborhood kids all
shout, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Oh yeah!
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
RELIGION! It's the illness, not the cure.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "martin" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 07:51:44 PM |
|
|
John Baker wrote:
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
I don't usually approve of this kind of thing, however....
When he was born, he was so ugly the midwife slapped his mother
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Kate OFlaherty" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 06:10:53 PM |
|
|
John Baker wrote:
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
JYoung was a test tube experiment gone terribly amiss.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Olrik" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 11:46:44 PM |
|
|
Kate O'Flaherty wrote:
John Baker wrote:
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:21:59 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
news:J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Yo momma so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
His mama so fat you can put her in a white dress and show movies on
her *****.
JYoung was a test tube experiment gone terribly amiss.
Or he's miscarriage residue.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
.
|
|
|
| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 11:50:44 PM |
|
|
On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 00:46:44 -0500, Olrik <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com>
wrote:
JYoung was a test tube experiment gone terribly amiss.
Or he's miscarriage residue.
Nah. The clue is the coat-hanger scar.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Kate OFlaherty" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
29 Nov 2005 04:14:32 AM |
|
|
Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 00:46:44 -0500, Olrik <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com>
wrote:
JYoung was a test tube experiment gone terribly amiss.
Or he's miscarriage residue.
Nah. The clue is the coat-hanger scar.
On his forehead: "Christ Can't Save Me Now."
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Parsifal" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 03:43:51 PM |
|
|
*Public service announcement for the ladies
*Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
*computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Care to tell us what this have to do with atheism? abortion?
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "LC" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 02:16:02 PM |
|
|
0 for his lifetime with the "girls", "J Young" <> wrote
in message news:ubydnVMMgYrywhbenZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@giganews.com...
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/feeds/hscout/2005/11/28/hscout...
Obese Buttocks Leave Drug Therapy Behind
Which explains why J "Fat Tucchus" Young always mainlines his meth.
LC~ 24/7 troll "J" lives in a double-wide for good reason.
"women are an absolute terror on the road and should be
banned from driving in metropolitan areas. Not one day ever passes
without some woman doing something to disrupt the flow of traffic."
From: (J Young), a troll with issues.
Newsgroups: houston.general,tx.general,alt.abortion,soc.men,alt.feminism
Subject: Women drivers
Message-ID: <9c2d0f9a.0409192026.24f0cc96@posting.google.com>
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Kate OFlaherty" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 06:12:40 PM |
|
|
J Young wrote:
Public service announcement for the ladies
Perhaps some of you girls
I hear you're particularly fond of the young, virginal ones; aged ten
to thirteen, particularly.
should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/feeds/hscout/2005/11/28/hscout529322.html
Obese Buttocks Leave Drug Therapy Behind
MONDAY, Nov. 28 (HealthDay News) -- Too much "junk in the trunk" isn't just
a cosmetic concern anymore.
Excess buttocks fat, especially in women, can reduce the effectiveness of
vaccines, painkillers, contraceptives and anti-nausea drugs that are
typically injected into the buttocks' gluteal muscles, researchers report.
"We are the first to report that the majority of intramuscular injections
into the buttocks are not effective in the Western adult population," said
Victoria O. Chan, a researchers at The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in
Dublin, Ireland, and the lead researcher on the study.
She said obesity is the big reason drugs often aren't getting through to
patients who receive a shot in the behind.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Attila" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 04:56:50 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 14:44:55 -0500, "J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com>
in alt.abortion with message-id
<J-udnUWHofY5wxbenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@giganews.com> wrote:
Off topic - yet again
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Uncle Vic" |
|
| Title: Re: Public service announcement for the ladies |
28 Nov 2005 09:56:56 PM |
|
|
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet J Young
(youngopinions@aol.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Perhaps some of you girls should consider getting up from behind the
computer, put the donuts away, and do a little exercise
Perhaps some of you Christers should consider attending school instead of
church, put the fuckme beads away, and crack a science book.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
----
sig under construction
.
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
