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"Harvey Jones" |
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31 Mar 2005 01:51:25 AM |
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Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
According to local reports, two puppies filled with high explosives
were set free outside a Gaza restaurant, while the bomber watched
from far enough away to avoid being harmed by the explosion.
"I watched in horror as my sister and everyone at her table was blown
to pieces after she picked up one of the puppies and started hugging
it and giving it some table scraps," said Abraham Cohen, who was
outside
the restaurant standing in line.
"I waved to my sister and she waved back, and then the puppy blew
up and killed everyone at the table," he said.
The second puppy was captured and taken to a local animal clinic where
it was found to contain four ounces of C4 in its stomach, along
with a remote control detonation device.
"We don't yet know who the bomber is, but we have some clues,"
said Mohammed Aldar, who grabbed the second puppy and ran away
from the restaurant in a state of panic.
"I wanted to save the puppy and adopt it," he said.
Local police are warning people to beware of any suspicious-looking
puppies seen wandering around the streets or left on doorsteps until
the case is solved and the bomber arrested.
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| User: "James Ascher" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 03:06:07 PM |
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Harvey Jones wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
Without a link, this story is unconfirmed.
James
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 04:02:12 PM |
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James Ascher wrote:
Harvey Jones wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
Without a link, this story is unconfirmed.
James
This is as much a fraud as the baby picture (the one with an
infant wearing a bomb and a hajib) that made the rounds a year
or so ago. Do a news search.
I wonder how many thousands of puppies, pets and people were
murdered in Falluja last November by US napalm and nerve gas.
Bob Dog
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Divine retribution is an idol threat.
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| User: "Frank J Warner" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 05:17:27 PM |
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In article <onlm419gcbr5uigijk61h0ulj91cped0rk@4ax.com>, Harvey Jones
<harveyjones@yahoo.com> wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
Please tell me that's really supposed to be an EAP byline.
I don't fucking believe this.
-Frank
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fwarner1-at-franksknives-dot-com
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com/
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 05:55:43 PM |
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Frank J Warner <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Harvey Jones <harveyjones@yahoo.com> wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
Please tell me that's really supposed to be an EAP byline.
I don't fucking believe this.
It looks like satire to me, but these days it's almost too hard to
tell, don't you think?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 06:05:17 PM |
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Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in
news:q9eo415p2og787ms5ncrv8agiepivn7q4m@4ax.com:
Frank J Warner <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Harvey Jones <harveyjones@yahoo.com> wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
Please tell me that's really supposed to be an EAP byline.
I don't fucking believe this.
It looks like satire to me, but these days it's almost too hard to
tell, don't you think?
It does seem to be a hoax. At least Google doesn't turn up any hits.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "Frank J Warner" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
01 Apr 2005 03:49:33 AM |
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In article <1112292320.6b2641a3c5e5a0e6e5a50d7e4c5584b2@teranews>, Fred
Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote:
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in
news:q9eo415p2og787ms5ncrv8agiepivn7q4m@4ax.com:
Frank J Warner <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Harvey Jones <harveyjones@yahoo.com> wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
Please tell me that's really supposed to be an EAP byline.
I don't fucking believe this.
It looks like satire to me, but these days it's almost too hard to
tell, don't you think?
It does seem to be a hoax. At least Google doesn't turn up any hits.
Thanks, Fred. I didn't think to check there. It's not showing up in any
of the other groups I subscribe to, either. I don't have access to the
AP wire.
-Frank
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Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
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| User: "Ash" |
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01 Apr 2005 06:01:03 PM |
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Frank J Warner wrote:
In article <onlm419gcbr5uigijk61h0ulj91cped0rk@4ax.com>, Harvey Jones
<harveyjones@yahoo.com> wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
Please tell me that's really supposed to be an EAP byline.
I don't fucking believe this.
-Frank
Many years ago, the Britihs satirical News show "The day today" had an
article on "bomb Dogs"
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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31 Mar 2005 04:02:49 AM |
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On 30 Mar 2005, Harvey Jones dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"I waved to my sister and she waved back, and then the puppy blew
up and killed everyone at the table," he said.
Not to worry. God is love.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "rj" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 04:17:56 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns9629CC2A31FF9vicman@
216.196.97.136:
On 30 Mar 2005, Harvey Jones dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"I waved to my sister and she waved back, and then the puppy blew
up and killed everyone at the table," he said.
Not to worry. God is love.
and he loves you!!! Can't you feel his love or is that the bits and pieces
of human brain raining down on me?
rj
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 04:20:59 AM |
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On 30 Mar 2005, rj dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9629CC2A31FF9vicman@ 216.196.97.136:
On 30 Mar 2005, Harvey Jones dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
"I waved to my sister and she waved back, and then the puppy blew
up and killed everyone at the table," he said.
Not to worry. God is love.
and he loves you!!! Can't you feel his love or is that the bits and
pieces of human brain raining down on me?
I usually find God's Love running down my leg.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "rj" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
31 Mar 2005 04:51:40 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns9629CF3F385EBvicman@
216.196.97.136:
On 30 Mar 2005, rj dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9629CC2A31FF9vicman@ 216.196.97.136:
On 30 Mar 2005, Harvey Jones dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
"I waved to my sister and she waved back, and then the puppy blew
up and killed everyone at the table," he said.
Not to worry. God is love.
and he loves you!!! Can't you feel his love or is that the bits and
pieces of human brain raining down on me?
I usually find God's Love running down my leg.
That's nasty. Funny, but nasty.
r
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Puppy Explodes Killing Five People in Gaza |
01 Apr 2005 02:31:55 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 01:51:25 GMT, Harvey Jones <harveyjones@yahoo.com>
wrote:
GAZA (AP) -- If suicide bombers blowing themselves up and killing
innocent children isn't sad enough, then the latest Gaza bombings
involving small puppies who are forced to swallow explosives and
then set loose for animal-loving people to pick up certainly is.
According to local reports, two puppies filled with high explosives
were set free outside a Gaza restaurant, while the bomber watched
from far enough away to avoid being harmed by the explosion.
"I watched in horror as my sister and everyone at her table was blown
to pieces after she picked up one of the puppies and started hugging
it and giving it some table scraps," said Abraham Cohen, who was
outside
the restaurant standing in line.
"I waved to my sister and she waved back, and then the puppy blew
up and killed everyone at the table," he said.
The second puppy was captured and taken to a local animal clinic where
it was found to contain four ounces of C4 in its stomach, along
with a remote control detonation device.
"We don't yet know who the bomber is, but we have some clues,"
said Mohammed Aldar, who grabbed the second puppy and ran away
from the restaurant in a state of panic.
"I wanted to save the puppy and adopt it," he said.
Local police are warning people to beware of any suspicious-looking
puppies seen wandering around the streets or left on doorsteps until
the case is solved and the bomber arrested.
This is fucking disgusting!
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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