Hagar wrote:

After all, it is widely known that you killed *your own*
dog, chubby. Your claim that it was an accident, or
that you didn't shake him "that hard", rings hollow.

Are you implying that the "Angel of HaShem" ruthlessly murdered his
defenseless puppy by applying "shake-and-bake" technology ??
I knew that he choked his chicken, but yanking his dog is way over the
edge.

Twonky killed his baby puppy named Chubby.

It could have been saved but the shaking most
likely severed poor Chubby's spinal cord causing
a painful death.

Now I hear that Twonky's religion doesn't allow
for baby puppies to go to heaven. I suppose it's a
good thing, else Chubby might get even with Twonky
by biting *HIS* Chubby clean off.