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"spakka" |
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31 May 2004 03:26:36 PM |
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Question about Gibson film |
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish ones?
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
31 May 2004 04:00:00 PM |
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"spakka" <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in message
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Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
Sky Miles.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
31 May 2004 05:18:19 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid>, spakka
<usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish ones?
The dice were loaded.
Sean C
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| User: "Earl Camembert" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
31 May 2004 06:05:29 PM |
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On Mon, 31 May 2004 20:26:36 GMT, spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid>
wrote:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish ones?
So it would look better on a rosary.
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
31 May 2004 09:41:51 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Mon, 31 May 2004 23:05:29 GMT, Earl Camembert
<nospam@forme.org> wrote:
On Mon, 31 May 2004 20:26:36 GMT, spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid>
wrote:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish ones?
So it would look better on a rosary.
I think this - or one close to it - ought to win the golden cigar!
;-)
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L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
31 May 2004 04:09:20 PM |
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On Mon, 31 May 2004 20:26:36 GMT, spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid>
wrote:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish ones?
Well, it wouldn't do to crucify the King of the Jews on just any old
pieces of timber, would it...?
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| User: "Carol Lee Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
31 May 2004 03:39:57 PM |
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On Mon, 31 May 2004, spakka wrote:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish ones?
Same reason George W. got a spot in the national guard, ahead of all the
other guys in line.
His father had influence.
;-)
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking,
which leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy."
-- Robert Anton Wilson
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| User: "Woden" |
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31 May 2004 04:43:17 PM |
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spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
31 May 2004 10:51:47 PM |
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"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
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spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
According to the Kids In The Hall, "he had very few career options."
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| User: "spakka" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
01 Jun 2004 02:35:45 AM |
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On Mon, 31 May 2004 21:43:17 +0000, Woden wrote:
spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
Heh. I thought that stupid bit in the film where Jesus invents
the dining table would have been more poignant if he'd invented
the cross.
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| User: "bogie" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
01 Jun 2004 10:33:41 AM |
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"spakka" <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.06.01.07.34.21.706560@mail.invalid...
On Mon, 31 May 2004 21:43:17 +0000, Woden wrote:
spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
Heh. I thought that stupid bit in the film where Jesus invents
the dining table would have been more poignant if he'd invented
the cross.
"The Last Temptation" makes him into a cross-maker for the Romans.
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
01 Jun 2004 06:03:06 PM |
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spakka wrote:
On Mon, 31 May 2004 21:43:17 +0000, Woden wrote:
spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
Heh. I thought that stupid bit in the film where Jesus invents
the dining table would have been more poignant if he'd invented
the cross.
If Jesus was really all that smart, he'd have invented an escape pod.
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"I was not prepared to shoot my eardrum out with a shotgun
in order to get a deferment. Nor was I willing to go to
Canada. So I chose to better myself and learn to fly airplanes."
- George W. Bush May 1984 to the Houston Chronicle
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Tony" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
01 Jun 2004 08:08:22 PM |
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On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 19:03:06 -0400, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
spakka wrote:
On Mon, 31 May 2004 21:43:17 +0000, Woden wrote:
spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
Heh. I thought that stupid bit in the film where Jesus invents
the dining table would have been more poignant if he'd invented
the cross.
If Jesus was really all that smart, he'd have invented an escape pod.
He was suicidal.
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| User: "Thomas P." |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
02 Jun 2004 03:50:18 AM |
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On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 20:08:22 -0500, Tony wrote:
On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 19:03:06 -0400, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
spakka wrote:
On Mon, 31 May 2004 21:43:17 +0000, Woden wrote:
spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
Heh. I thought that stupid bit in the film where Jesus invents
the dining table would have been more poignant if he'd invented
the cross.
If Jesus was really all that smart, he'd have invented an escape pod.
He was suicidal.
Not to mention ritualistic.
Thomas P.
None of the Emperor's clothes had been so successful before.
"But he has got nothing on," said a little child.
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| User: "spakka" |
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| Title: Re: Question about Gibson film |
02 Jun 2004 02:49:47 AM |
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On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 19:03:06 -0400, wbarwell wrote:
spakka wrote:
On Mon, 31 May 2004 21:43:17 +0000, Woden wrote:
spakka <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.31.20.25.11.993622@mail.invalid:
Why did Jesus get a fancy cross, while the other two guys had rubbish
ones?
He was a carpenter, so they let him make his own.
Heh. I thought that stupid bit in the film where Jesus invents
the dining table would have been more poignant if he'd invented
the cross.
If Jesus was really all that smart, he'd have invented an escape pod.
Oh, but He did!!! The Resurrection!!!!!
*glassy stare and fixed grin*
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