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"Iain" |
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07 Feb 2006 08:46:44 AM |
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Questions for God |
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
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| User: "Rob Brown" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 01:49:18 PM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
I really need to know the basis of his deciding to help one professional
sports team beat another? WTF
Helped Barry Bonds hit a homer did you?
How about that birth defect thing? WTF
How do you justify watching every instance of child abuse, being capable of
stopping them, and not acting, you sadistic voyeur? Don't give me that free
will *****. You stop murders and other bad things all the time according
your followers. Too busy helping Barry? WTF
The list is endless.
Rob Brown
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 12:27:25 PM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139323604.316459.188460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
Youse?
are you from Norn Iron?
--
Kathryn
a.a # 2216
"We have toasters in this country...and they lie to us! Because it has
numbers from one to six and it lies to us!"
Eddie Izzard
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 12:47:56 PM |
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On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 18:27:25 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn" <nospam@here.com>
wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139323604.316459.188460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
Youse?
are you from Norn Iron?
is dat wer dat come from?
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
08 Feb 2006 11:57:54 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 18:27:25 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn" <nospam@here.com>
wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139323604.316459.188460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
Youse?
are you from Norn Iron?
is dat wer dat come from?
NI and Scotland :)
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 12:48:20 PM |
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kathryn wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139323604.316459.188460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
Youse?
are you from Norn Iron?
Suvvern Scoatlun.
~Iain
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
08 Feb 2006 11:57:38 AM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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kathryn wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139323604.316459.188460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
Youse?
are you from Norn Iron?
Suvvern Scoatlun.
~Iain
Ahhhhh, the only other people on the planet to say youse!
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
08 Feb 2006 01:18:11 PM |
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kathryn wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139338100.158539.46360@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
kathryn wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139323604.316459.188460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
Youse?
are you from Norn Iron?
Suvvern Scoatlun.
~Iain
Ahhhhh, the only other people on the planet to say youse!
I learnt lately from the sitcom Green Green Grass that it has caught on
in England.
~Iain
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 09:28:07 AM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139323604.316459.188460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
I prefer to mix my own. You are welcome anytime, day or night. For it is
written, "It's midnight somewhere."
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 09:28:56 AM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
Where the ***** have you been the last few millennia?
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| User: "Richo" |
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07 Feb 2006 09:39:03 PM |
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Iain wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
He would already know what I wanted to ask (even if I kept it hidden
from myself) - and if he were going to answer he already would have
answered and if he were not going to answer there wouldnt be anything I
could do to make him - so if I could ask God absolutely anything I
wanted ...
I would remain silent.
Mark.
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| User: "Dianelos Georgoudis" |
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08 Feb 2006 12:13:17 AM |
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Richo wrote:
Iain wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
He would already know what I wanted to ask
How do you know that? Maybe God likes surprises.
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| User: "Richo" |
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08 Feb 2006 04:57:18 AM |
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Dianelos Georgoudis wrote:
Richo wrote:
Iain wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
He would already know what I wanted to ask
How do you know that? Maybe God likes surprises.
The same way I know Thor has a Hammer and that Apollo is the god of
healing.
Mark.
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| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 09:20:51 PM |
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Iain wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
Is that a cruise missile under your robes or are you just happy to see
me?
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| User: "Andres64" |
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08 Feb 2006 01:15:16 PM |
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Iain wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
Question to God: Why are you such an *****?
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| User: "Dianelos Georgoudis" |
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07 Feb 2006 12:46:07 PM |
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Iain wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
Well the typical theist would probably ask: "Will I go to hell?"
And the typical atheist would probably ask: "How can I prove you don't
exist?"
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| User: "Richo" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 09:52:40 PM |
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Dianelos Georgoudis wrote:
Iain wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
Well the typical theist would probably ask: "Will I go to hell?"
How egotistical!
And the typical atheist would probably ask: "How can I prove you don't
exist?"
Or "how can I make you not exist?"
Or " Can you make yourself not exist?"
If God cannot cease to exist then that is a limitation to its power.
If it can make itself cease to exist but doesnt want to then our
existence is truley hopeless and we can beg for annihilation.
Of course God can refuse to suicide or allow our annihilation - we
would have no say in the face of omnipotence - we would be as nothing.
Much too depressing to contimplate.
Mark.
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 12:51:17 PM |
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On 7 Feb 2006 06:46:44 -0800, "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote:
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
I'll start:
Where on Earth can a fellow find a decent dry martini?
~Iain
Just pour gin into a martini glass, open a bottle of vermouth, inhale
and LIGHTLY exhale over the gin
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Questions for God |
07 Feb 2006 09:14:56 PM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and "Iain"
<iain_inkster@hotmail.com> posting the following on 7 Feb 2006
06:46:44 -0800 iin alt.atheism?
If there was a God, what would youse ask him?
"Game 6, 2002 World Series. It would have killed you to have the
Giants win?"
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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