ALERT:
George W. Bush is, in fact, Rogeeg "Bumbler Has Big Friends" Dubyada of Pluto, who travels
regularly from his home world to Area 51 in Crawford, Texas. When he says "Leave no child
behind," you should be out warning your neighbors with the fervor of a Paul Revere. Get
the inside dope at http://www.BushIsAnAlien.us.

Useful commemorative items (T-shirts, coffee mugs, flying saucer-like devices, etc.)
available for moderate fees.