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Religions > Atheism |
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"Ghost Rider" |
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27 Aug 2003 10:55:37 AM |
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Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for August 2003 |
One fine day in alt.atheism, *Nemo* fired a few neurons and wrote:
9) Did you know that all of the pain you are going through everyday is
just part of Gods plan to convert you ? You should spend every second of
every day looking for ways of causing yourself and your loved ones as
much pain as posable, That way God will pick you as soon as you have
proven your good enough for his love.
By: Jasmind
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo
I hope this one is a metaphor....
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Ghost Rider
aa # 2011
EAC Nonexistent Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bad Puns
~ Plonked by Kadaitcha Man
"Don't be afraid, man is man-made."
[Greg Lake, "Infinite Space" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer]
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for August 2003 |
27 Aug 2003 11:30:24 AM |
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On 27 Aug 2003, Ghost Rider <ghostman@ghost.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:Xns93E45B3815ECCghostmanghostcom@127.0.0.1:
One fine day in alt.atheism, *Nemo* fired a few neurons and wrote:
9) Did you know that all of the pain you are going through everyday
is just part of Gods plan to convert you ? You should spend every
second of every day looking for ways of causing yourself and your
loved ones as much pain as posable, That way God will pick you as
soon as you have proven your good enough for his love.
By: Jasmind
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo
I hope this one is a metaphor....
Au contraire. My parents believed the same. I have no difficulty
whatsoever in believing that "Jasmind" believes this.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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