Religions > Atheism > Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - AFJC_Caption-Contest_1.jpg [1/1]
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14 Jan 2007 09:06:07 PM |
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Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - AFJC_Caption-Contest_1.jpg [1/1] |
"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
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"Hands up anyone who wants a Peke between my legs"
Smiler,
The godless one
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| Title: Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - THE WINNER IS... - afjc_caption1wn.jpg [0/1] |
15 Jan 2007 11:51:52 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg nog
on my keyboard...
Hands up anyone who wants a Peke between my legs
I shoulda seen this coming, but that's why I'm not good at writing
jokes.
Attached is the winning entry with caption...
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - THE WINNER IS... - afjc_caption1wn.jpg [0/1] |
16 Jan 2007 07:27:07 PM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg nog
on my keyboard...
Almost?
I must be losing my touch.
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "WhewNotSaved" |
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| Title: Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - THE WINNER IS... - afjc_caption1wn.jpg [0/1] |
16 Jan 2007 08:28:52 PM |
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"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
news:LXerh.52124$1W1.35585@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:keemp.cdp.19.3@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg nog
on my keyboard...
Almost?
I must be losing my touch.
WTG Smiler!
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - THE WINNER IS... - afjc_caption1wn.jpg [0/1] |
18 Jan 2007 01:04:56 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler yammered...
"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:keemp.cdp.19.3@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg nog
on my keyboard...
Almost?
I must be losing my touch.
I was using my safety mug!
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - THE WINNER IS... - afjc_caption1wn.jpg [0/1] |
19 Jan 2007 08:53:46 PM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <mhasbjahgha@mjkjhkhs.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.2018e62518fa30d09898c7@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler yammered...
"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:keemp.cdp.19.3@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg
nog
on my keyboard...
Almost?
I must be losing my touch.
I was using my safety mug!
Is that the 12 pint one in your bedside cabinet?
I thought you keep your 'holy water' in that!
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - THE WINNER IS... - afjc_caption1wn.jpg [0/1] |
23 Jan 2007 04:44:34 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler yammered...
"St. Jackanapes" <mhasbjahgha@mjkjhkhs.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.2018e62518fa30d09898c7@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler yammered...
"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:keemp.cdp.19.3@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg
nog
on my keyboard...
Almost?
I must be losing my touch.
I was using my safety mug!
Is that the 12 pint one in your bedside cabinet?
Yes. The one with the wide tip-proof bottom.
I thought you keep your 'holy water' in that!
Yes, it's true. I usually keep it filled with my holy vanilla wodka. But
I was still celebrating Santa's Holy Day with rum & egg nog. Some people
hate to take their holiday tree down, because they want that special
feeling to stay around. Me, I hate to put the rum & egg nog away. I
finally have, though, after I noticed that my pants were getting harder
to button. That damn egg nog is fattening!
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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23 Jan 2007 06:07:59 PM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <Melchizedek@satan.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.202059d9220ea94d9898e1@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler yammered...
"St. Jackanapes" <mhasbjahgha@mjkjhkhs.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.2018e62518fa30d09898c7@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler yammered...
"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:keemp.cdp.19.3@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg
nog
on my keyboard...
Almost?
I must be losing my touch.
I was using my safety mug!
Is that the 12 pint one in your bedside cabinet?
Yes. The one with the wide tip-proof bottom.
Too much egg nog?
<Snip>
That damn egg nog is fattening!
See. I told you you'd get a wide tip-proof bottom :-)
Smiler,
The godless one.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: A.F.J.C. CAPTION CONTEST #1 - THE WINNER IS... - afjc_caption1wn.jpg [0/1] |
16 Jan 2007 02:58:24 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler spewed out...
Hands down the winner is the one that almost made me spill rum & egg nog
on my keyboard...
Hands up anyone who wants a Peke between my legs
I shoulda seen this coming, but that's why I'm not good at writing
jokes.
Attached is the winning entry with caption...
Jesus' mom really does look hot with a makeover and a
trip to Frederick's of Sodom.
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